Mashables: Ep:1 :M*A*S*H Meets JP

So.

 

This is A project I've been thinking of for a while. 

 

It's not Tied into FBR. It's, Just a personnel series. 

 

The objective of Mashables is to Mix together a Cinimatic Movie or Show, With JP.

 

 

Today. 

 

We mix together the Hit 70's TV Show M*A*S*H With the top Cinimatic Acheivement of the 90's. 

 

I'm going off the Idea that you already know what the show is. If you don't, Watch clips on youtube.

 

I present you. 

 

M*A*D*S*H

Medical. Army. Dinosaur. Surgical. Hospital. 

 

 

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Near the End of the Second World war, A genetic Break through was Discovered after a Unit called the Devils Brigade Broke into a Nazi Science Lab. Discovering that the Nazis had figured out how to breed Dinosaurs.

 

Fast Foreward Nearly Twenty years.

 

Heat of the Korean war. 

 

Dinosaurs have become One of the Most Common Soldiers in Every Military Force. 

 

Most Military Hospitals have been Upgraded to Accomidate the Needs of Both Human and Dinosaur Soldiers. 

 

This M*A*D*S*H Isn't your Usual run of the Mil unit though.

 

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Hawkeye Woke up to the Sounds of a Helicopter and an Announcement playing over the Loudspeakers. 

 

"We've got wounded in the Compound." 

 

Benjarmin Franklin Pierce, Also Known as "Hawkeye" rolled out of his bed. 

 

"Come on Hawkeye, Early Bird catches the worm." Honeycut Joked. 

 

Pierce lazily sat up. 

 

"Oh, Come on Hawkeye, You can't be that Tired." Charles Prodded.

 

"Sorry I spent 13 Hours in OR..." Pierce fired back.

 

"And then the Other Twelve at Rosies." Honeycut Replied.

 

Honeycut and Charles aproached the door to their Tent, Deemed "The Swamp". 

 

"Are you coming or not?" Honeycut questioned.

 

"Just leave him. He'll wash up in a hour or two." Charles Joked, Snickering as he walked out of the tent.

 

"I just need a little Motivation to get over this Hangover and I'll meet you guys there..." Hawkeye said, Staggering out of his bed.

 

Honeycut closed the door, and walked a couple of feet. He then turned around and Burst through the Door to the tent.

 

"Hawkeye, They've got an Allosaurus."

 

Hawkeye set his Drink down, and quickly put on his jacket.

 

"Wouldn't miss that for the world. C'mon Honeycut, To the O.R. AWAY!" Hawkeye said, Running towards the Operating room.

 

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As Hawkeye and Honeycut arrived, They had begun unloading the Allosaurus from the Truck. 

 

Hawkeye rushed to the side of it.

 

"What do we got?" He asked.

 

"Anti Tank round, Right hip." A nurse replied.

 

"Good, Shouldn't take too much work. Get him into O.R." He said, Turning around to question The Truck driver, "Is there anymore?"

 

"A few More sir, There being Brought in by Helo though."

 

"Good, Get this truck out of here."

 

The Truck pulled out, And an Ambulance pulled in. They pulled the wounded out and Began laying them on the ground. Hawkeye began floating from Wounded Soldier to Soldier. 

 

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The Allosaurus Laid still on the Operating Table. A Mask fitting overtop of its Snout.Hawkeye arrived After Honeycut. Who, Had just started working on the Dinosaurs Hip wound. 

 

"Is it under Anestetic?"

 

"Yes. It was Thrashing around. The nurse has some Tranquizers If she comes to again."

 

"Great. What's her Serial?"

 

Honeycut Lifted up the Blanket Over top of the Dinosaurs Hip.

 

ALLO-246-401.

US AIRFORCE

0000140 F

Blood: O +

 

Hawkeye Repeated it alloud to a Nurse who Wrote it down. 

 

"Even the Airforce has Dinosaurs, Great, Remind me to Ask Trumen about where he keeps getting the money for these things."  Hawkeye joked.

 

"Now Now hawkeye, You don't want him mad, He may send more of them over here." Honeycut replied.

 

"Jokes aside, Whats the damage?" 

 

"Shes got an Anti Tank round Lodged in her hip. She was Shielding her Squad when It was fired. She took the Blunt of the Blow, But some of her Squad was hit regardless." Honeycut said, Reading a Report. 

 

"Lets get down to it then." Hawkeye Stated, pulling out a Scapel And beggening to cut. 

 

 

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Honeycut and Hawkeye sat outside. After 16 Hours straing Operating on the Allosaurus, They had finally finished.

 

"She's never going to walk again..." Honeycut said, Breaking the Silence

 

"Don't say that... We never know... She's going to be here a while so, We'll just have to wait and see..."

 

 

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Weeks later, The Allosaurus that the 4077 M*A*D*S*H Had came to love, Was walking again. 

 

Soon, She's be back in the war. 

 

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Time passed, And the Two forgot about her. Not Until a Letter Announcing Her Killed in Action Arrived at their tent. 

 

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The End.

 

 

So, that's that.

 

Sorry if it sucked. I kinda realized I might've made a bad choice when I chose this T.V. Show to mash with it.

 

-Paden