Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:43 PMThe top 10 most brutal deaths in the JP trilogy...
10. Snatched by a Spino
Cooper thought he escaped the Spinosaurus and headed for the runway, hoping to catch the plane. Instead he got snatched up and devoured.
9. Mauled by Baby Rex
The slimy business man finally got his just desserts. Baby Rex and his dad showed us there is some justice in the world by brutally mauling Ludlow.
8. The Unlucky Bastard
He was so close to making it to the safety(?) of Blockbusters. Then the "unlucky bastard" got eaten by Papa Rex.
7. Death by a Hundred Compies
Ok, so no one really liked this guy, so it's OK. He had it coming to him. But man, of all the ways to go.
6. The Long Grass
The hunters thought they'd escaped the T.rex parents when the ran into the tall grass. Well, what they didn't see coming(literally) was the pack of raptors ready to pounce and disembowl them all.
5. Neck Snapper
The last person to die in JP 3. Udesky almost made it. Then he got stabbed in the back and had his neck broken by the Velociraptors. Bummer.
4. When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go
Gennaro thought the bathroom would be a good place to hide from an angry T.rex. Then he got eaten while sitting on the toilet. Of all the times.
3. Clever Girl
The last guy to die in JP. Muldoon was possibly the coolest(or at least the most bad***) character in the movie. Then he got his face chewed off while the kids taunted the raptors with kitchen utensils.
2. Spit At Then Mauled
The book version was a lot more brutal, but this death was no pushover. Nedry was blinded, then mauled to death in his own Jeep. There was no escape.
1. Ripped In Half By Mom and Dad
Getting eaten by one T.rex is bad enough. Getting ripped in half by two is just cruel. I mean, my God, that's brutal. There's no other way to say it.
Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:46 PMNice list very agreeable!
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:46 PMThanks :)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:46 PMGood list, but I think it would have been better if you might have included some of the deaths that occurred in the books but not in the movies, like how Wu dies, opening the door to invite Ellie in, only to be pulled onto the top of the roof, screaming to his death.
Still, nice list.
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:48 PMCan't get pics/gifs of those, lol
Thanks
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:49 PMWell, still, doesn't change the fact that they were still awesome. Sometimes words can be more detailed than a gif. If I were you I would add an Honroable Mention to the deaths, but do whatever you feel, it is after all your discussion.
Your welcome.
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:50 PMWell, I can only do so many deaths. Plus this is the top 10 for the trilogy, not the novels.
Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:51 PMI'm guessing I'm the only guy on these forums who hasn't read the books.
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:51 PMOh, didn't really notice the trilogy there... Oh well, just a suggestion. Still a good list.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:52 PM@Hipho- Yeah pretty much. You really should read them.
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:52 PMThe books are very good Hipho :)
Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:53 PMI do really want to read them just need to buy them.
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:54 PMI borrowed them from the library.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:54 PMI got mine from abook store used for about 4 dollars each. You can get them off amazon for 8 dollars each.
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MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:54 PMWhen I did buy them, I got them for $10 each at Barnes and Noble.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:54 PMWell you COULD rent them from the library but most Jurassic Park fans prefer to own the books.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:56 PMI never really liked that place. Never any sales for me. Wanted to buy a collector's book, there it costed 35 bucks, but I got mine off Amazon for 18 dollars. So many books that can be bought cheaper in my area. And Amazon.
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:57 PMIt usually works out for me there. Then again, I don't tend to spend mad money on books($15 at the most).
Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:57 PMI'll have to buy them no local library. That's one bad thing about living out in the country.
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:58 PMGetting them online's probably the best call for you.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 5:58 PMThat sucks. Well if you happen to have an Amazon account or could ask to use one to order the books, Maybe that would be the best choice. Whatever you want to do.
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Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:00 PMYa, I'll get someone to buy them for my birthday (September 24th) as I don't have a pay pal or anything like that.
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 6:01 PMOr you could always do that, haha.
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:02 PMThat's not too far away either.
You know, I'm really proud of this list, haha
Hiphopananomus
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:02 PMYa, it's a nice list!
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. Second greatest predator must take him down."Roland Tembo"
"Jurassic park: The Lost World"
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:04 PMThanks again. TLW had a lot more deaths in it then I first realized. Guess there were more people, so higher odds of death, lol
JRR
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:04 PMNice list rex, but you missed beeing killed by ''freaaking out'' when the scientist in JP2 is killed when he freeked out by the milk snake
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:04 PMGreat job! I definitelt agree with this list. Maybe you should do a Top 10 Worst JP Novel Deaths.
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Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 6:04 PMNice list RexFan! I agree with No. 1, but the death by Compies should be a bit further. Well, it's your list. I agree with most of the rest.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusAug-17-2014 6:05 PMWHat about that guy who was sotmped by the Rex's foot 3 times...
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Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:05 PMThanks guys. Worked hard on it.
