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Top 10 Worst JP Deaths

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The top 10 most brutal deaths in the JP trilogy...

 

10. Snatched by a Spino

Cooper thought he escaped the Spinosaurus and headed for the runway, hoping to catch the plane. Instead he got snatched up and devoured.

 

9. Mauled by Baby Rex

The slimy business man finally got his just desserts. Baby Rex and his dad showed us there is some justice in the world by brutally mauling Ludlow.

 

8. The Unlucky Bastard

He was so close to making it to the safety(?) of Blockbusters. Then the "unlucky bastard" got eaten by Papa Rex.

 

7. Death by a Hundred Compies

Ok, so no one really liked this guy, so it's OK. He had it coming to him. But man, of all the ways to go. 

 

6. The Long Grass

The hunters thought they'd escaped the T.rex parents when the ran into the tall grass. Well, what they didn't see coming(literally) was the pack of raptors ready to pounce and disembowl them all.

 

5. Neck Snapper

The last person to die in JP 3. Udesky almost made it. Then he got stabbed in the back and had his neck broken by the Velociraptors. Bummer.

 

4. When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go

Gennaro thought the bathroom would be a good place to hide from an angry T.rex. Then he got eaten while sitting on the toilet. Of all the times.

 

3. Clever Girl

The last guy to die in JP. Muldoon was possibly the coolest(or at least the most bad***) character in the movie. Then he got his face chewed off while the kids taunted the raptors with kitchen utensils.

 

2. Spit At Then Mauled

The book version was a lot more brutal, but this death was no pushover. Nedry was blinded, then mauled to death in his own Jeep. There was no escape.

 

1. Ripped In Half By Mom and Dad

Getting eaten by one T.rex is bad enough. Getting ripped in half by two is just cruel. I mean, my God, that's brutal. There's no other way to say it.

 

 

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Nice list very agreeable! 

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Thanks :)

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Good list, but I think it would have been better if you might have included some of the deaths that occurred in the books but not in the movies, like how Wu dies, opening the door to invite Ellie in, only to be pulled onto the top of the roof, screaming to his death.

Still, nice list.

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Can't get pics/gifs of those, lol

 

Thanks

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Well, still, doesn't change the fact that they were still awesome. Sometimes words can be more detailed than a gif. If I were you I would add an Honroable Mention to the deaths, but do whatever you feel, it is after all your discussion.

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Well, I can only do so many deaths. Plus this is the top 10 for the trilogy, not the novels.

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I'm guessing I'm the only guy on these forums who hasn't read the books. 

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Oh, didn't really notice the trilogy there... Oh well, just a suggestion. Still a good list.

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@Hipho- Yeah pretty much. You really should read them.

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The books are very good Hipho :)

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I do really want to read them just need to buy them. 

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I borrowed them from the library.

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I got mine from abook store used for about 4 dollars each. You can get them off amazon for 8 dollars each.

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When I did buy them, I got them for $10 each at Barnes and Noble.

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Well you COULD rent them from the library but most Jurassic Park fans prefer to own the books.

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I never really liked that place. Never any sales for me. Wanted to buy a collector's book, there it costed 35 bucks, but I got mine off Amazon for 18 dollars. So many books that can be bought cheaper in my area. And Amazon.

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It usually works out for me there. Then again, I don't tend to spend mad money on books($15 at the most).

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I'll have to buy them no local library. That's one bad thing about living out in the country.

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Getting them online's probably the best call for you.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98
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That sucks. Well if you happen to have an Amazon account or could ask to use one to order the books, Maybe that would be the best choice. Whatever you want to do.

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