Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 5:43 PMThe top 10 most brutal deaths in the JP trilogy...
10. Snatched by a Spino
Cooper thought he escaped the Spinosaurus and headed for the runway, hoping to catch the plane. Instead he got snatched up and devoured.
9. Mauled by Baby Rex
The slimy business man finally got his just desserts. Baby Rex and his dad showed us there is some justice in the world by brutally mauling Ludlow.
8. The Unlucky Bastard
He was so close to making it to the safety(?) of Blockbusters. Then the "unlucky bastard" got eaten by Papa Rex.
7. Death by a Hundred Compies
Ok, so no one really liked this guy, so it's OK. He had it coming to him. But man, of all the ways to go.
6. The Long Grass
The hunters thought they'd escaped the T.rex parents when the ran into the tall grass. Well, what they didn't see coming(literally) was the pack of raptors ready to pounce and disembowl them all.
5. Neck Snapper
The last person to die in JP 3. Udesky almost made it. Then he got stabbed in the back and had his neck broken by the Velociraptors. Bummer.
4. When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go
Gennaro thought the bathroom would be a good place to hide from an angry T.rex. Then he got eaten while sitting on the toilet. Of all the times.
3. Clever Girl
The last guy to die in JP. Muldoon was possibly the coolest(or at least the most bad***) character in the movie. Then he got his face chewed off while the kids taunted the raptors with kitchen utensils.
2. Spit At Then Mauled
The book version was a lot more brutal, but this death was no pushover. Nedry was blinded, then mauled to death in his own Jeep. There was no escape.
1. Ripped In Half By Mom and Dad
Getting eaten by one T.rex is bad enough. Getting ripped in half by two is just cruel. I mean, my God, that's brutal. There's no other way to say it.
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:06 PMAnd Raptor, I could only choose 10 ;)
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexAug-17-2014 6:10 PMNice list, pretty agreeable.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 6:12 PMThanks
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 8:19 PMgood list enjoyed these deaths a lot.
Speaking of gennero, Muldoon, and the novel I hate how much the movie version of these characters differed from the novel version. Frankly I like the novel's Muldoon and Gennero better. They were more badass
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
**Al**
Community ExecutiveMemberCompsognathusAug-17-2014 10:16 PMExcellent top 10 REx.
The world will spin well past our last breath, but I will always care about you
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 5:56 AMAt PX same way but the dilophosaur rips his stomach while he is blind and nerdy feels his own intestines
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:11 AMThe Dilo also grabs his head. Whether he crushes his skull or breaks his neck is not known.
Glad you guys liked it. Call me pshycotic, but I enjoyed making this list, haha
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:21 AMI enjoyed reading about their deaths so you can call me crazy too
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:24 AMWelcome to the club, haha
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexAug-18-2014 6:43 AMWhere's the registration for this "I enjoyed these deaths" club?
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:45 AMHa, you're in.
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:52 AMWelcome to the club Mr Happy!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexAug-18-2014 6:55 AMThanks for the warm welcome. Who else remembers Carlos? He was the guy that got stepped on.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:56 AMI think Raptor may have mentioned his death. I know someone did, lol
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexAug-18-2014 6:58 AMThat was Raptor, yeah. Arnold. You left out Arnold.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 6:59 AMGetting your arm ripped off, yikes.
Alejandro Coria Sabella
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 7:37 AMHiphopananomus, If you have to rent the books thats okay but I suggest you buy them at barnes and noble there pretty cheap now only about 8-15 dollars depending on the store and whether you want hard cover or paperback. The original is still one of my favorite books of all time and The Lost World is so much different than the movie but different in a better way.
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 7:38 AMI agree with you Alejandro.
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 9:46 AMi laughed harder then i probably should have at some of the descriptions
nice list
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusAug-18-2014 5:30 PMThanks :)
Jezza
MemberCompsognathusAug-25-2014 4:09 PMNice list, very agreeable. I'm suprised the Rex vs Spino JP 3 fight wasnt on there.
Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.
Matt
MemberTriceratopsAug-26-2014 5:17 PMWould have placed the Long Grass scene higher myself, but I agree with this list pretty much. Really surprised the 'Shooot Heerrrr' death from the beginning of the first JP was not on here.
