What Do You Do? #5

Well, assuming the shotty was a standard 5-round pump, I've got three rounds of buckshot left in her. The Pteranodon picked the wrong fight.

Simple actually. Shoot the parents with the shotgun, whip out the pistol and shoot four of the babies. Four rounds left in the pistol, one in the shotgun. Now, for the last six, assuming they are scared sh!tless, beat them to death with the stock of the shotty and leave in search of gas.

Well, that was quick... You seem to have no problem killing za babies...

put the 8 pills on a fish then feed it to the father hoping it would poison him scince i only used one shot of the shotgun i would kill the mother with it and shoot 8 of the baby with the pistol and kill the other 2 babys by hiting them to death with the flash ligth from last time and put the 10 babys in the bag to cook them for food with a fire ive started with the car ciggar ligther

Well that was a pretty relaxed response...

what, do uou have a problem in eating pterosaurs to survive?

Well 401, it's either me or them, and better them than me.

Well catzilla, you do have some waffles and bagels...

Mr. Happy, but you killed an entire family!!!

in the spinosaurus scenario i throw all the food exept for 1 fish

what would you have done raptor?

Eat myself or dive from the place and hope I die peacefully.

¿why, like mr happy said its them or you?

if you are desperate you would eat anything even insects

(is it yust me or mr happy and i are always the first to coment on your topics)

Well I don't know... And i would never eat roaches, I'd rather die

Not really, I mean 90% of the time Mr. Happy's first but soemtimes it's others.

no matter how roaches disgust and frigthen me if im ding i would eat them, chinese eat roches and rats and they dont seem to get sick

And God knows how in hell's name they manage that...

Well 401, think rationally. Yes, in the scenario, I killed a family. They are all dead, so NONE of them will be emotionally scarred for life, AND they DID try to kill me, so you know, there's the trade off. That and I'm a friggin lunatic.

Well it was just the mom who wanted to feed your children.What if you hunted a rabbit for your kids and the rabbit just killed all of you and tyour whole family?

This whole argument I am rbinging is just a joke, by the way. I'd kill the parents first chance I got and would kill the babies, if necessary.

That wouldn't happen simply because one shot with said weapon and it's rabbit stew for dinner. The Pteranodons would be trying to tear you limb from limb, WHILE YOU'RE STILL A-F**KING -LIVE. So once again, trade off, give family of dinosaurs merciful death (well, the ones you put a bullet through), or get eaten alive. 

I am aware that this isn't serious.

Well what if was a BEAR!!!???? You still don't need to kill the babies. Sure I mean they would start pecking you, giving you extreme pain all over, but you can still spare them, I mean throw them off the rocks and let them glide to safety!!!
Also, just curious, what do you think of my long caption under the picture of the Pterodeactly whit Eric?

Um, I'm the type of guy who, if I'm outnumbered and have a large gun, even if it's young ones, will shoot anything and everything in sight. Assuming the babies would run off at the first gunshot, they're fine as long as local authorities find them before another bear. Just saying, nature is a bitch to the unprotected youngster. If anything, I'd be doing the babies a favour. 

Regarding your rabbit example, mama Pteranodon f*cked with the wrong rabbit.

It was funny.

Well, that's alright, but promise me you would never shoot human babies. Seriously, human babies have souls... Humans in general... But regarding nature, nature is a bitch. To all animals. I mean with Lions, the male ones sometimes enter different packs and will brutally kill all the youngsters so they can have a chance to mate.

Poor mama Pteranodon...

Thanks, took me 5 minutes to make it look funny.

Well, it could have been worse for mama Pteranodon. Could've shot to wound the parents, and proceed to smash their heads in AFTER doing that to the babies. I mean, I'm a lunatic, but not that bad, that's just plain terrible. 

I would never kill another person....... for no reason.

I would never kill a person unless it was necessary. For instance, maybe for self-defense or to rid of a serial killer.

That is terrible...

You know what, I think one of these days I ought to turn into CAPTAIN-401...

Just gives me an idea...

GUAH GUAH HAHAHA.

This is no longer Raptor-401 Speaking... Raptor-401 is no longer here. EVRYONE SHALL SUFFER BEFORE ME!!!

If anything, my "Alter ego" is Mr.Happy9097, not Lieutenant 9097. You don't want me to be me full out. I'm a lunatic, and to prove I'm serious about my persoannl safety, I have a shotgun in the corner of my bedroom, next to the door. Action open, loaded, but not chambered, won't go off by accident.

MUAH HAHA HAHA. I AM THE TRUE ONE. I AM NOT RAAPTOR-401. THIS WHOLE TIME WAS MY PLOT. I NOW HAVE 33 FOLLOWERS. I NOW HAVE MY CHANCE FOR POWER!!!! I AM ARMED WITH TWO SHIELDS, A GUN, AND A SWORD. SOON THIS WHOLE FORUM WILL BE MINE!!!

Hmmmm, I'd be intimidated, but that's just not in my character. I've got a loaded shotgun at my side, 58 followers, and what kind of gun do you have? Just wondering. List the model, not the calibre. 

you both should change your names to

crazy-401

and

mr.lunatic9097

just joking

HAHAHA!!! THOSE FOLLOWERS WILL ABANDON YOU UPON MY POWERRRRRRR!!! AND THE GUN IS A TOP-SECRET WEAPON, HAHA!!!

Dude, stop it!!!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

Raptor-401, telling you to just back off, I have discussed this with you many times, Captain.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY POWER, MY GUN WILL TAKE YOU AWAY.

Shut up, the gun is just a weak Nerf Gun. We've been over this, for God's sake.

OH YEAH??!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FOLLOWERS!!??

They're just followers. You heard Mr. Happy.He's got 58. And the other veterans have more followers than you.

WHAT ABOUT MY MIGHTY SWORD!!??

That's a COSPLAY SWORD. Sure it is real metal and could o real damage, but I think it wouldn't be threatening at all!!!

SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! EVEN YOU!!!!

I AM YOU, IDIOT. I will put stop to this nonsense at once.

ON NO YOU DON'T YOU LITT---

There we go!

More like Mr.Lunatic9097 for me (I'm the lunatic, not 401). 

Haha, ha, good to have you back 401, the captain wouldn't have stood chance against the Lieutenant. 

Yes, I am still having trouble shutting him up.