Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:03 PMRecently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg
Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg
The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg
And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg
And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:
http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg
AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!
THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!
These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!
A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.
Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!
If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:10 PMLooks great! Awesome dicoveries and thanks for crediting me. :)
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:10 PMYour welcome! This was honestly 10x funnier all thanks to you!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
UCMP 118742
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:24 PMwell,... that was... unexpected...
Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:26 PMIsn't that so informational! Truly a REMARKABLE discovery! :)
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
UCMP 118742
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:27 PMuuhhh... yyeeaahh... *slowly backs off*
Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:28 PMAre you backing off to share to the world!!??
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:29 PMLol. UCMP dont be like that. It twas a joke.
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
UCMP 118742
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:31 PMWhat are you talking about? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? this is serious. we're all going to die. haven't you seen the newest results on dinosaur cloning
Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:33 PMOh no! We should post a new discussion for everybody to EVACUTE IMMEDIATELY!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:36 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b4nFj7MhK0 Astonishing recording of a real live dinosaur talking!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 7:37 PMCrap. N-Not the T. rex with guns! How about this?
or this?
Thats right. I went there.
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:40 PMWell, I found this now: we are DOOMED
http://24.media.tumblr.com/u69Ix9iWT1t8zg7vQx6Eryb2_500.jpg
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-velociraptor-sign-days-since-last-incident.jpg
we must put some warning signs up ASAP.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 8:19 PMI ain't got any pics right now.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:29 PMNot ALL hope is lost! THE RESISTANCE HAS FORMED!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:32 PMYes, not all hope is lost! Go and find more members to join the Resistance!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:36 PM
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:38 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/213/2/2/Raptor_Jesus_HAX_by_joker_kornstantine.jpg
New member!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:39 PMI found our help his name is Turok.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:40 PMOur savior!!! We must evacute and let our heros FIGHT!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:41 PMDoes any one see the picture i posted.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:42 PMHeres our leader. Chuck Norris.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 8:45 PMThat is NOT a sniper rifle! Snipers are Semi automatic or bolt action, have removable magazines, tactical stocks, barrels that are as long as you are tall, barrels that are twice as big as your thumb in diameter, bipods and various other tactical accessories, scopes with over 40x magnification, and pistol grips.
That is most likely a Winchester 30/30. It is a lever action (cowboy gun essentially).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:45 PMWe are now unstoppable.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:46 PMWell MrHappy THAT escalated quickly...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:47 PMCan I have that Winchester please.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:48 PMAnd come on it's picture from the Internet, it's just joke not to be taken seriously.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:48 PMmr.Happy knows his stuff
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
