Things You Must Have for War

Since I'm a "bad guy," I'm going to act my role and not say what you should add, AND I'm going to "borrow" your ideas.

Um, we as good guys can do that, too. it's war. And these things should be basics for wartime.

But you don't go and post what you need for the enemy to see. 

Bad times go away, but bad guys are forever.

I have a side. The Rebellion and you will not win. My role is Officer. And I have an army. One that will destroy the DAF.

Hmm, don't make me laugh. and this is war on the Internet, there should be some rules.

Then again it's war....

@Gojira You guys will not win. We the DAF have something that will utterly destroy you guys.

I highly doubt that, Raptor.

And the internet. Don't forget that part. Anyone can say anything on the internet. For all you know, I could Hitler.

@Gojira You, Mr. Happy, Smaug, Delta, and all the others will see our wrath in the NAME OF PEACE AND JUSTICE!!!

@Mr. Happy- You could Hitler? Do you man you could be Hitler?

And it's pretty obvious he killed himself, like any old coward would do.

You know what I damn well mean. The guy would be dead today regardless. He was born in 1891. That would put him at about 123 years old. I actually recall hearing somewhere that Hitler had a double commit suicide, and he escaped to South America in a U-Boat. Unlikely, but just a theory.

@Mr. Happy- I know I was just joking. I make mistakes like that all the time. And there are people always making those crazy theories. Also, let's try not to spam this discussion about Hitleror anything else besides this war...

Why is everyone constantly forgetting about me? *cries.

Well, umm... I guess... as a private, I have to be strong, you know...

"DAF, don't make us unleash our secret weapon at you. Our Troodons have already finished it, and they're now testing it on Godzilla. He died 17 times this testing week."

"Psst- I forgot to close."

"Why won't you close, damn --------- fbzzzz------vfvfxxx-------"

You can join, too!

Me? Please, I'm part of the Rebellion.....

Hello there, comrade.

Hey comrade. How are things going on the winning side?

Good job DinoSteve. You join the good side.

Pretty good. We were threatened that there is some sort of flawless plan and that we will lose because we're allegedly the "bad guys", but I wouldn't think about it too much. It's hogwash, we're fighting for true peace. A world united under one leader. Where there is no war, only peace (and tyranny). You should contact the almighty overlord, emperor, tyrant, dictator, general, king Delta for our battle plan.

Gojira :3

I was in from before you would even have known about the rebellion ;)