Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 3:16 PMOkay, here is one I came up while I couldn't fall asleep a night a week ago. Please pay attention as this will have 2 different outcomes.
Begin!!!
You are walking on the Island of Isla Nublar, just to observe some herbivores. You are enjoying yourself, but out of nowhere a badass T-Rex comes out of the trees and attacks a Gallimimus.
Naturally, you begin to flip out, but you realise that the Rex will not notcie you because you are about 50 feet away from it. But then a Spinosaurus comes out from behind you and picks you up wih it's jaws, and is about to swallow you up like a peanut, when it notices the Gallimimus. It wants it, because it remembers tasting one. It also loves the taste of humans. The Spino, with it's pride, decideds to fight with the Rex because she killed one years ago quite easily. You then crawl to your car due to your legs not being broken, but just simply hurting. You get to your car, BUTTT.....
VERSION A
The Rex wins, and decides that it wants to claim Spino's prize to make more of a fool of her. The Rex will be able to get you out of the car in 3 minutes.
VERSION B
The Spinosaurus wins, and comes back for you when you are in your car. The SPino will take about 2 minutes to get you out and eat you.
What you have and details
-You are in your car in both outcomes, and you ar eunable to run
-The car WILL NOT BE ABLE TO OUTRUN THE REX AND THE SPINO
- In the car you have a shotgun, a Flashlight, 3 pens, 6 fish, each about 5-pounds, a skecthpad, Half frozen pizza, coffee, a waffle, A Nikon Camera thats leave a bright flash, and everything else you would have in a modern day car. YOU OWN. Besides THAT, you have NOTHING ELSE
Comment on what you would do in both situations. I did it like this so that way both teams could have fun with this, this is not intended to start a fight, if it does, I will not hesitate to e-mail Rex Fan 684 and Mr. Happy 9097, the moderators, and have them shut this topic down at once. I will do this second someone even seems to attempt to start a fight.
Do not be the one who spoils the fun.
ENJOY!!!
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-09-2014 3:22 PMHmmm. I don't know Jack about new cars, so I'm going to assume an automatic transmission.
Anyway, let's say it's a Honda civic, that way, I won't feel bad about letting a car get destroyed.
Spino wins, throw the damn fish and hope for the best. If that doesn't work, get out of the car as soon as it reaches you and start shooting at its eyes. Hope for the best, I mean, nothing can take buckshot to the eye and not want to leave.
Same thing for Rex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 3:30 PMWell someone doesn't like Honda...
Well, that just sounds like "Screew it I'm a dead Mofo anyways!"
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-09-2014 3:46 PMNot into Toyota, Kia, Mazda, Nissan and those other imported cars that look like something out of the future. Maybe it's because I'm used to muscle cars and trucks, and my family has only driven Dodge and Pontiac since my birth.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 4:03 PMWell I like things that look like they are from the future.
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JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 4:24 PMin the t-rex case i would writte my last will and testament take a picture of the t rex and finally i would afront death
in the spino i would throw all the food at him to distract him as long as i can and try to drive away while it eats
also shoot him in the eye while he is eating
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 5:26 PMWell I can see you were quite pessimistic on the Rex while optimistic on the Spino
@MR. Happy- Now that I think of it, I was expecting you to go ballistic on Spino. I thought you were going to ay something like "A stick would do it good since it couldn't hand le a fence." Just saying.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-09-2014 5:29 PMHaha, you're right 401, I completely forgot about that. I would drive the damn car to the forest and get out, find a stick and exploit Spino's only weakness; wood. Unless the shotgun has a wooden stock, then it's f*cked.
Given the situation, you don't know the Spino has an Achilles heel for wood.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 5:34 PMYes, Maybe if the car had some wood on the door as part of decoration I would have an instant shield.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 6:05 PMit just hit me spinosaurus are fishivores they cant eat pepole with that mouth, its even on mr. happys profile pic
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 6:07 PMin either case, i'd eat the waffle and hope it will be over quick. A large hungry theropod that wants to eat your face is gonna eat your face, regardless if you have other food for it or a weapon.
A stick though....Well you just may have a chance against spino ;)
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 6:11 PMAnd the coffee, Carnosaur, don't forget about the coffee. You I think Living in a wooden house would help you... YOu could literally start a camp on Isla Sornar with wooden cabins and you would never have to worry about a Spino coming, lol.
@Catzilla- They can eat people, they were mainly marne hunters, that's all. They still ate land animals every here and then, most likely. And Mr. Happy's profile pic just shows a T-Rex drawing for me....
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JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 6:21 PMraptor-401 open his pic in a new tab and you can clearly see a spino hunting fish
also i read that spinos mainly only hunt fish small animals like peteroand scavsaurs enged food
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-09-2014 6:24 PMNo, it hunted big fish. CHeck out some BBC videos of Spinosaurus hunting. And all I see is a drawn pic of T-Rex for Mr. Happy.
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JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 6:27 PMlook in the corner
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-09-2014 6:27 PMA carnivore as large as Spinosaurus cannot survive on an all fish diet. As big as Onchopristis and Mawsonia( a type of coelocanth) were, they weren't all that nutritious. They might not have been around all year as well, so Spinosaurus would tackle small hadrosaurs, ornithopods, etc. and maybe the occasional pterosaur. i just don't believe Spinosaurus would hunt the sauropods IMO.
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-09-2014 6:44 PMThat was a fan drawing by Primal King for my one story, where one of the main charactors was a Spinosaurus. It's not supposed to symbolize Spino as strictly a fish eater or anything, the story actually is kinda the opposite.
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UCMP 118742
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 3:41 AMSpino: I throw every edible thing (except for waffles and coffee, because those wouldn't make a difference and would be better off as a last meal for me) at him and hope that he's distracted long enough for me to shoot his eyes. A lot. That plan would most likely fail since I've never even had a gun in my hands. But who knows, I could get lucky.
Rex: I take a photo of him and try to shoot his eyes while he's blinded by the flash.
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Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 9:59 AMVersion A
While the T-Rex and Spinosaurus fight I would tale the pens jab them into 3 of the fish, toss all 6 out, open the coffee, toss out the pizza, and ready the shotgun. When the Rex wins, he goes after the fish and eats the ones with the pens in them and he doesn't like that, not one bit. So he comes after me. As soon as he opens his mouth I splash the coffee in his mouth and start shooting his mouth with the shotgun, and shine the flashlight in it's eyes. I also toss the pizza and the waffle into the back of his throat, making him hack up a lung (virtually, not literally). I take the car a drive away the Rex is in agony.
Version B
While they fight, I load my shotgun, toss the fish outside the car all spread out in the ground, and take a drink of coffee. When the Spino wins, he comes after me. As he runs toward me he steps on all the fish and falls forward. I take my shotgun and start shooting his eyes with my shotgun. After I use four rounds of ammo I take a picture of him so the flash blinds him, and I get a good picture of him. I drive away, and if he follows me, I shine the flashlight in to his eyes to distract him.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 11:46 AMI thought about it and this is what I got
For either one I would drive the car with curves and zigzags then Throw the fish out the window in A line. while it bends it his head down to eat the fish I would ram the car in its leg but jumping out before the car hits the dino then I would climb on the neck with shotgun and coffee which I saved from the car. I would pour the hot coffee on one eye of the dinosaur which would hopefully blind it on that side. Then go to the other side of the head and shoot the eye out with a shotgun. Then with the dino blind I go and crawl for shelter. Did I forget to mention that I would be riding on the rex/spino s neck when I blinded them 😉
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 12:44 PMThanks everyone for your participation. I really did enjoy reading your guy's responses, some of you went really creative, and some of you just basically said "Screw it I will just enjoy my last waffle and have some coffee with it."
Will think of a fifth one to post, and when that time comes I will surely enjoy your guys' answers.
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Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 3:11 PMBOTH OUTCOMES:
I'd throw the fish and (hopefully hot) coffee at the carnivore, hoping to distract it. After that, I'd shoot it a few times while it's distracted. After I'm out of ammo, hopefully the carnivore would be seriously wounded, estimating the shotgun could hold 6 bullets, and each bullet could kill something as large as a deer if shot in the right place. After the carnivore is injured, I'd drive as fast as I can away. Once far enough, I'd take a pretty picture. :D
OR:
If this is allowed, I'd drive away during the battle.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 3:13 PMThat wouldn't work well because the car will not outrun the carnivores.
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Jezza
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 11:14 PMIf spino won, I would simply just pick up an oak branch like Thorin Oakenshield and the spino would run away out of pure fear. JP 3 humor, it never gets old! :D
If the shotgun was an AA-12, I'd just keep my finger on the trigger, firing at the rex or spino's throat. I wouldn't let go of the trigger until either I ran out of ammo, or the dino's head fell off.
Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.
Smaug The Magnificent
MemberCompsognathusJun-12-2014 8:21 PMBlind him with the torch then shoot that fucker in the face.
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