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MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:03 PMRecently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg
Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg
The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg
And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg
And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:
http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg
AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!
THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!
These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!
A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.
Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!
If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:23 PMI know, just the same. I don't why it got so many replies. I like guns.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:25 PMHey then this is my first discussion where people started talking about something without me necessarily starting it! And it's also my first very "popular" discussion!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:26 PMYeah. Ever shoot anything with your BB gun?
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:26 PMWOW! Quite a turnout! And the dinosaurs have guns numbers and strength on their side WE. ARE. SCREWED
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:27 PMYah, like soda cans and stuff, soon my dad will take me so I can start shooting small game.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:27 PMWell those armed dinosaurs are actually part of the Resistance!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:29 PMI guess I should officially stop my "If you could posts" because they never turn out like this and hardly anybody gets involved with them...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:31 PMMaybe. Its up to you
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:31 PMSmall game is fun. Aim for the chest or head (bloody either way, but more blood with a face shot, the shot I took at least, with my .22).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:33 PMThe thighs work to immobilize it. :)
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:33 PMI figured the head since it's kind of not good to eat. And it would instantly die because the body would nto be able to function without the brain to "direct" the functions of the body. And should I officaly put an end to my "If you could discussions"?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:34 PMMan im ready to play some Primal Carnage now.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:36 PMI like them myself. A headshot really screws up the brain, and all the movement you see is the brain firing nerves to make the target move, but it is still dead (you can avoid the violent twitching process by completely removing the brain with a properly place round, I've done it, it's cool).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:37 PMBut should I end my If You Could" discussions?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:39 PMI'm with Mr. Happy about the headshot. But its up to you raptor, I enjoyed them but its your choice.
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:40 PMi enjoy them as well. I just don't really reply because i have no idea what to say
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:40 PMBut hardly anybody replies to them and when they do the replies are pretty basic ones.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:41 PMNot yet. I've had quite a few discussions completely bomb.
Headshots are a merciful death for your target, and they are more challenging than body shots (and more fun).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:42 PMOkay then, just about 3 more and I guess that's it. Then I will probably do more spoof articles like this.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:44 PMmy 'dino spotlight' pieces i put out get 6, maybe 7 replies. If you enjoy making them, you should keep them coming. That's what i'm doing
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:46 PMAgreed. Do what you want. :)
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:47 PMWait so are you a non-vegetarian animal lover? That's something I have NEVER seen before.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:50 PMPest control is the best. It's fun, and I've killed countless European Starlings with my air rifles (495 FPS, can't get a shot within 20 yards these days).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:52 PMI want to hunt a shart in the water with a spear gun.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:52 PMI hate pest control when it comes to cockroaches... HATE THOSE THINGS. They survivved the extinction of the dinosaurs!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 10:01 PMAww, people stopped replying... I was aiming for 100 replies but I guess I can't anymore...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 10:04 PMim still here.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 10:06 PMwhen i worked construction we tore down this old house, built in the 1800s or something like that, we punched a hole in one of the walls and cockroaches spilled out of the walls...nasty lil things.. lots of mice too.
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 10:56 PMEverybody hate those nasty little critters
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 10:57 PMthis suck no 100 replies.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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