Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:03 PMRecently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg
Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg
The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg
And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg
And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:
http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg
AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!
THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!
These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!
A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.
Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!
If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 11:25 PMMe ether.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 11:37 PMWe need 7 more.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 11:37 PMWell, it's about 93 now. Will YOU join the resistance?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 11:39 PMWhat do you fireworks that beling to a T-rex...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 11:40 PMDINO-MITE!!! Heh, okay.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 11:42 PMWell i will certainly do more spoof articles, this was so much fun, making it look all offcial and all...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 11:44 PMThise was really good.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 11:44 PMIt was... wait for next time!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 11:46 PMThere is now 101 replies
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 11:51 PMChuch Norris saved use all fro the trex with guns.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Smaug The Magnificent
MemberCompsognathusFeb-10-2014 1:40 AMOh lord have mercy!
I Believe In Harvey Dent
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-10-2014 9:33 PMAre you an Athiest> Just wondering, if you are don't worry, I won't attack you.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Deltadromeus
MemberCompsognathusFeb-17-2014 10:36 AMBwahahahahaaaa!! My army marches into position! Bow down to my might or be destroyed!
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 3:57 PMThe first of my many spoof posts...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 4:12 PMwhen raptors ride sharks with bazookas we are done for
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MemberCompsognathusFeb-10-2015 8:43 PMTHREAD BUMP
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-22-2015 10:26 PMThis is a late reply but... Why a THREAD BUMP!? lol...
The firsy of my spoof posts... This is honestly a milestone for me... I fully realised how I could post comedy in here... And I realized part of my creative abilities.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!