Dinosaur Jokes

Raptor-401: ... pls...stahp... way too cheesy :) and boy its been a loooooong time since i've commented on ur posts nice to see you still active

Or Indominus wreck 

And the car was Tyrannosaurus Wrecked, let's not leave that out. 

Sometimes we we need the cheesy jokes.

@Raptorxxx 700: Well I've always been checking in daily, however I was mainly making chat updates and just checking to see if everything was going good for Scified. Some weeks ago I made a topic, but didn't get more than one reply I believe, But yeah, I hope to be around here more actively :D

@Lord Vader: I posted this because I feel its good to have some cheesy fun on the forum again, that and wanted to psoted something fun after not having done so in a while.

I got a few.

What do you call it when your favourite dinosaur appears out of nowhere to save the day?

Deus Rex-Machina.

What do you call a dinosaur park that feeds its dinosaurs bacon?

Jurassic Pork.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren't around yet.

What do you call a hybrid of Triceratops and a kangaroo?

Tricera-hops.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A Try-try-try-ceratops.

What do you get when a Spinosaurus walks through a starwberry field?

Strawberry jam.

Why does Brachiosaurus have a long neck and hold his head high?

His feet smell.

Why does the Brachiosaurus' feet smell?

He always walks through egg-stink nests.

What's a dinosaur enthusiast's best pick-up line?

Baby, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.

What do you do with a blue velociraptor?

Cheer her up.

Alphadino, some of those were great, and some of them were a bit too cheesy XD.

I don't have any more dinosaur ones at the moment.

If a dinosaur was in a car accident, it would be more Big Motor Wrecked and less tyrannosaurus Wreck. 

Actually, scratch that. A dinosaur in a car is accident enough.