Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 7:03 PMRecently, Scientists have discovered a lot fo how Raptors, T-Rex, and other dinosaurs were like in REAL life! New evidence suggest that the Velciraptors spolier alert Snape kills Dumbledore looked like this:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/best-raptor-photos-15.jpg
Even then, get this! New Bible passages show that Jesus Christ, Son of God may have been a velciraptor, and he thereotically looked like this!
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001110395/f3414fd3d7d379d095cf4b19c3b1d74e_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg
The evidence to suggest this is this new ancient artifact found in Jerusalem, believed to be where Jesus lived!
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/CryingDrake/7BSSZWLMVBSCN5P5II5TQSI7Z2VLAZAY.jpg
And let's not forget about T-Rex! New bones show that Tyrannosaurs didn't take insults lightly! This is truly amazing, folks!
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cd/3c/d7cd3c394a865cbccd32d37a62c228d0.jpg
And GET THIS: The last Dilophosaurus has been found and when reconstructed, he would have looked like this:
http://doblelol.com/thumbs/pope-francis-says-ifunny-funny_4735902576935377.jpg
AND THE ONE QUESTION THAT YET REAMINS HAS FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS!!!
THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS!!!
These are some REMARKABLE discoveries, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks to this new evidence, we can OFFICAILLY conclude of how these creatures thrived and died! Go and share these news with your friends and family, this is something to be showed to everybody!
A very special thanks to user Primal King for helping me come up with ideas and proofreading this before being posted. This was carefully planned between us for almost a week, without him, most of this might have not been that funny.
Go ahead and post some "evidence" and "new discoveries" of your own!
If you want to team up and come up with another one of these another team, message me!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:50 PMI know but it was all a joke...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 8:52 PMI dont want no teenage queen ijust want my m14.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 8:55 PMI'm just saying.
You can take that little M14, but don't come running to me just because I have a McMillan Tac 50, .50 BMG, 5 round bolt action sniper rifle
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:56 PMI know, I do that too sometimes!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 8:57 PMHave fun moving around and reloading that Raptor.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 8:58 PMHmp. I don't think this plan was thoroughly thought through...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:00 PMYou can keep that ill take this M1 Abram tank.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:02 PMAnd this bad boy shall be my secondary.
Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG, 10 round, semi automatic Sniper rifle. It also has flip up iron sights for close range.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:03 PMYou remind me of Mulddon. Is he a role model for you?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:04 PMand i'm just here with this
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:04 PMPlease, the toughest gun i own is a freaking Nerf gun!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:07 PMYou can beat my tank dinonaurs or my 10 gauge lever action.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:08 PMWell actually I can shoot through weak raptor skulls with my BB rifle.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:08 PMMaybe. I like guns anyway, and if I had never heard of Mudoon, that wouldn't change my knowledge of guns (it would however, affect the shotgun I'm getting). The toughest gun that I own (me, not my dad) is in my cover pic (if it's loaded).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:10 PM10 gauge lever action? That is awesome! I want that.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:11 PMThanks. That gun is basically a sniper rifle platform (proper barrel, scope, action, stock, I just need a bipod for it now), but a .22.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:11 PMThe old one are hard to get I got that from may dad after he got out of the service.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:12 PMI guess, and nice. That is so cool though.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:13 PMThis is random but since everyone is starting to mention their fathers I would just like to say my dad is a jeweler!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Mecha Rodan
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:14 PMUm all those t rex's with guns are more of Godzilla
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:14 PMWe need more weapons to fight off the raptors but i want to hunt a rex male only.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:15 PMAlright Roland, you can do that, I'll be over here sniping the Raptors with my Tac 50.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:18 PMNow we are saved from the Rex.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexFeb-09-2014 9:19 PMThat T-Rex head is so fake. Nice picture though. A 30/30 would not take a T-Rex anyway (it can't even take Moose or bear, so T-Rex hunting with one is almost as bad an idea as hunting T-Rex with a pocket knife, almost).
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:20 PMMr. Happy, all these pictures look fake! And I am pretty sure everybody would know that that wouldn't kill a T- Rex! And how did this discussion get so many replies!?
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Killadj2012
MemberCompsognathusFeb-09-2014 9:21 PMPut me in a small area with one way in an one way out with this also with a lot of ammo now send those raptors at me.
If I could be anything I would be a Trex.
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Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusFeb-09-2014 9:22 PMYou may say that because it will never happen!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!