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Now that you pout it that way DINOSAUR. FANATIC, I'm actually quite eager to see it! It could very well slip into that theme that this new and improved "entertainment" facility has put forward so far! Oh god, now I want to see this.

I always thought Rex's grip on Spino's neck looked shallow at best. Never looked quite right to me...

I've heard both of them were sub-adults, but that's just cuz their sizes are listed as smalle then the norm associated with them. Neither shared the characteristics of sub-adult animals.

Great fight! I really enjoyed this one.

How about Spinosaurus vs Sarcasusuchus for your next fight?

Mr. Happy,

The internet memes are correct.

That is true, without Delta a bigger lunatic will be in charge. Unless Mr. Happy takes over.

im sorry rexfan i dod not mean to be rude. i'm in seventh grade and we lerned in debate unit that its a logical falacy to base an argument on copmaring a thing to other things

I'm assuming everyone saw the JW map that was leaked, if not, SPOILERS below.......

This could be interesting. In the map we see things such as Pachy Arena which suggest a bullfighting/gladiator theme going on.  Why not Pterosaur riders? It would be just like Sea World used to be with trainers doing tricks with Orcas. This is a theme park, guys. It's all about entertainment.

As for the physical ability of Pterosaurs to do these sorts of stunts, we have to remember that these are genetically modified animals, created for higher performance and entertainment. The consensus on D-Rex is that he has modified stength, speed, and agility to impress the crowds.

I'm not opposed to this idea at all; whether it is true is yet to be determined.

@Something Real - Almost forgot - I second your opinion of the Pteranodon scene; that part is really fantastic! It is by far one of the most enjoyable scenes, and it's cool that they were able to implement an idea from the book.

@T-Rex White - I think the plot is definitely something we hadn't yet seen, something different and new. Like I said before, it's difficult to come up with new material; that's why it's taken so long for JW to get off the ground. I think that if you accept the plot as something more small-scale, something different, you will have a better experience watching the film. 

I also really like the dinosaurs. This is one of the few films of the early 2000s where the CGI actually looks really convincing and lifelike. The designs for the animals were incredible. I just wish the animatronics had had better operators. They looked robotic in their movement.

Sorry I didn't respond earlier - I was busy last night, haha

@Like a Bossk - I agree, I prefer seeing dinosaurs in their natural habitat, and that is a good point: what if these are animals who are territorial, and feel threatened? Maybe the movie is a constant chase, but there could be a reason for that. Good point.

@Spinojira - I'm also glad this movie gave Spino some time in the spotlight. Guys, I hate that fight scene just as much as anyone. I would have at least given Rex a more dignified death than those ten seconds of abomidable Jack Horner-influenced choreography. And I agree, I love it for nostalgic reasons as well, despite its many flaws.

@Rex Fan - I apologize if any of my comments came across as undermining or rude; I certainly didn't intend to insult you, and I respect all your opinions.

@jpjoe84 - True, that guy was cheesy, but I mean he had the navy and marines with him. I think it was meant to be corny.

@Raptor 401 - I agree that the movie should have been longer. No objections there. I will say that I believe the acting was purposeful. Remember, these are not a group of attuned, learned, curious scientists conducting behavioral research like in JP or TLW. This is a couple distraught over the potential death of their son. They are not supposed to speak eloquantly or calmly think rationally; that's Grant's job. When these actors come across as inept, confused, or just plain bad, it's because of the characters they are portraying, which are meant to be portrayed in this light. And let's give the Kirby's some credit - after all Mr. Kirby was able to help fend off the Spinosaurus.

@Something Real - That's hilarious that you perfected snack-sneaking in the theater! I agree, and I think that the "shoot-em up" nature of TLW added some charm to the plot.  It's interesting how you say that the dinosaurs lacked purpose or depth. I agree, but I think that this was purposeful. In the first two films, characters composed of scientists studied the dinosaurs and were able to appreciate the wonder of these animals. In the third film, we have a distraught, confused and terrified family, who naturally are not able to appreciate the wonder of the dinosaurs because they are too busy running for their lives. I know that if my family was stranded on the island, I would certainly not be taking time to marvel at the animals, I would be horrified. Granted, the film is not devoid of appreciation for the dinosaurs; recall the astronaut/astronomer conversation, Grant's brief tour from the plane, etc.

As for the characters, I believe they are given as much depth as any Jurassic Park characters have been given. We don't have much back story, but events lead to them coming to the island, then eventually escaping. As I said before, these are very human characters. They act much like you or I would act if stuck on an island. They cannot think rationally and are fraught with fear. It's Grant's job to be thinking rationally in this situation. 

The only thing more ridiculous that this ideia is to think that it is true in this movie ... or those dino/human of the old JP4 script. Someone thought of that too?

Thanks UCMP. Forgot to mention this, but I will take requests and try for a fight or two a week.

Nice fight. I was rooting for Gorgosaurus, but kinda expected Tuojiangosaurus to win.

Great fight. I was rooting for Allosaurus, but expected the Stegosaurus to win.

401, are you underestimating the rebellion again? Without Delta, a bigger lunatic is in charge.

Not that into vampires and sh!t myself, but apparently half the budget in the twilight films is glitter, and next to nothing is Kristen Stewart's acting lessons. Just what internet memes say.

Thanks guys, and catzilla, how often is the herbivore the bad guy? Next to never. Why not shake things up a bit? Think of it this way: The Stegosaurus is strong and experienced, so by trailing behind the herd, he is an obvious target and while simaltaniously killing threats, he lures them away from the herd. It's all perspedtive. 

Good fight though I was rooting for Gorgo.

CARNOSAUR - That was a very nicely-written battle - and excptionally fun to read! Thank you very much for bringing this to us!:)

MR.HAPPY9097 - Yay! Allosaurus! That was an excpetionally fun battle to read! I greatly enjoyed the back-stories for the combatants. Thank you so much for sharing this with us! :)

If another war breaks out, I'm sticking with the werewolves...and the werebears.

If spino won, I would simply just pick up an oak branch like Thorin Oakenshield and the spino would run away out of pure fear. JP 3 humor, it never gets old! :D

If the shotgun was an AA-12, I'd just keep my finger on the trigger, firing at the rex or spino's throat. I wouldn't let go of the trigger until either I ran out of ammo, or the dino's head fell off.

Pretty good.

Here's a vid by the same guy I found...Godzilla 2000 vs Godzilla 2014.

This fight is actually one of my best written ones and i knew everyone would expect cerato to win so i made an unexpected outcome 

double post 

sorry

I like the dinos, but I hate the plot

idk, the plot seems so weird to me

and I'm kinda dissapointed when amanda (the blonde with megaphone) survived

so if you asked me if i like it or not as a whole, I think I'm somewhere in between

actually the spinosaurus in JP3 was John Hammond who was turned into a vampire werespinosaurus accidentally

which explain his ferocity, his ability to survive in the daylight, his troll like regeneration, and his ninja like teleportation 

The whole war is over...

Good fight, keep it up!

You dont have to worry about delta, he is no longer our leader.

nice story and i can se you used my idea, but why did the stegosaurus have to be the bad guy?

I like the backstories and pics. Nice job.

was i the only one rothing for Qianzhousaurus?

any way great figth

I do know the unbelievability of this and that it is too be taken with a grain of salt but I figured I should share it nonetheless, I don't mind either way but I would prefer if it was left out of the film and story. 

That wouldn't work well because the car will not outrun the carnivores.

Thank you for your speculations, Something Real!!! It's stuff like this I want people to say about my "theories"!!!

BOTH OUTCOMES:

I'd throw the fish and (hopefully hot) coffee at the carnivore, hoping to distract it. After that, I'd shoot it a few times while it's distracted. After I'm out of ammo, hopefully the carnivore would be seriously wounded, estimating the shotgun could hold 6 bullets, and each bullet could kill something as large as a deer if shot in the right place. After the carnivore is injured, I'd drive as fast as I can away. Once far enough, I'd take a pretty picture.   :D

OR:

If this is allowed, I'd drive away during the battle. 

Heres the thing...

This is from Twitter.

Twitter, Does not screen to see if what you say is true or not. Anyone can make an account.

Take this, with a Grain of salt. 

 Although they may have Adapted this as a Ride from the "Pteradacyl Ride" In IOA, It's highly unlikely. Colins not an Idiot, He knows what will make the film good, Because he like many of us, grew up with it. 

EVAN123 - That's...interesting. I'm not certain of what to think of this concept. Be that as it may, I'm hoping it might be some form of knavery or prank. Regardless, thank you very much for sharing this! :)

RAPTOR401 - Hahaha! Now that's an interesting assertion! Hmm, well, perhaps the the vampire that bit the Spinosaurus in prehistory landed on the branch of a tree (in bat form) and got stuck in sap. A bajillion years passed, and scientists found him stuck in an amber deposit - extracting the blood from him and paving the way for a whole park full of Nosferatusauruses! Not only that, but the orginal vampire is likely not dead (being undead by nature) - and since the scientists have drilled into the amber containing him, it's only a matter of time before he breaks free to command his legion of quasi-dead, sparkling, Jurassic thralls! ;)

finally its working for me,gojira2k i would choose vampires

Also i would like to see vampires in a jp comic  the spino should transmit the dessise to the raptors and other dinosaurs and pepole something like marvel zombies 

DINOSAUR.FANATIC - This is an extremely compelling topic you've posted! As a general whole, I felt that Jurassic Park III was a fun and easily-followed film. However, I also believe that it lacked a great deal of the magic present to a large degree within Jurassic Park. To be fair, the Lost World was something of a comingling of egdy techno-thriller and "shoot-'em-up" action that boasted slightly less thought-provoking instances and provided a more straightforward thrill-ride. Don't get me wrong, I liked the Lost World; I watched it three times in theatres and perfected the art of hiding snacks in my purse! ;) However, it, like JP3, seemed to trail-off sequentially from the first film. Naturally, the first movie in a franchise often gets the lion's share of the attention. Yet, I can't help but feel that Jurassic Park III fell steeply away from its forerunners.

   In Jurassic Park and the Lost World, the animals, in my opinion, were presented as living beings for which we could feel awe, fear and wonder - beings who were in and of themselves living, brething scientific quandries. Additionally, the actors provided strong performances, merging interesting dialogue, slight humor and subtle quirks of personality that made the films fun to watch even when the dinosaurs weren't present on the screen. However, with JP3, the actors and animals seemed to be little more than display pieces without personality or depth - props for an all-out action film. The Spinosaurus, in my opinion, is one of the most glaring aspects of this train of thought.

    Instead of providing this magnificent creature with personality and depth, the story-writers treated it much in the same way as a T-800 from the Terminator series - an unstoppable killing machine without any other goal other than to track down and slaughter the protagonists. There was simply nothing else to it. Sure, it killed a T-Rex, but that seemed more like a "look at how powerful, awesome and good at killing this dinosaur is" flaunt. Had the Spinosaurus been treated with the same care and attentioin to detail as the animals from the previous two films, I've a feeling it would have been well-recieved by all fans.

   That being said, there was one instance in particular that I felt managed to recapture the magic of the original Jurassic Park, the Pteranodon scene. In my opinion, that segment was one of the most tense and rivetting moments throughout the entire film - causing me to actually feel suspense and concern for the protagonists. Not only that, but I felt that the Pteranodons themselves were excellently portrayed and affectionately rendered in CGI! I certainly hope this helps to satisfy some of your curiosity. Regardless, thank you very much for bringint this to us! :)

I just wonder how it would become a war. Maybe Vampires (which ride vampire dinosaurs) vs Humans. Which would you chose?