Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:42 PMSo, I came up with this crazy theory about the Spinosaurus in JP 3... Judging by all the factual evidence I have gathered up...
THE SPINOSAURUS IN JP 3 IS NOTHING OTHER THAN A...
VAMPIRE!!!
IT all makes sense. One of the weaknesses for a vampire is...
WOOD!!! This explains why it it is afraid of the small wooden door and two trees.
Spinosaurus also feeds on blood, which is why on the airplane seen BLOOD IS SEEN ON THE WINDOW!!! It was sucking on the blood!!!
This also explains why Spinosaurus cannot die in JP 3. The bite Spinosaurus gave to the Rex even turned the Rex INTO A VAMPIRE!!!It makes sense, doesn't it!!! The bite on the neck killed the Rex because it was a bite from a vampire!!! That's why it survived the fierce bite from Rex!!!
Comment if you have evidence to prove or disprove this!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:43 PMwasn't the Spinosaurus out in the day time for the majority of the movie?
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:44 PMBut Vampires don't die in the sun, they SPARKLE!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:48 PMHave you been watching the Twilight?
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:49 PMNp, haven't seen a single movie but someone told me about it...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:51 PMI hated those movies. They were just so bad.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:52 PMI am glad I have not seen any of them..
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-10-2014 1:53 PMI have a method to disprove it. JP was all about genetic engineering. So obviously, the JP3 Spino had Bullsh!t DNA in it.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:54 PMNo it didn't!!! A vampire bit the spino!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:54 PMYou should be. I have to admit, it would be cool if the Spinosaurus was a vampire. But it would have to be a good version.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:54 PMthis is one of your jokes rigth?
also look at this crocodaial caled the gharial dosent it remember you of spino
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-10-2014 1:56 PMWell, I commented, so I'm done.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:56 PMI don't think people seem to understand I was and am joking around. I thought everyone would go on with the joke but I guess not today...
No I am not joking!!! This is FACTUAL EVIDENCE!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:57 PMOkay then, see you Mr. Happy...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:58 PMHaha! I hope this doesn't start another war.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 1:58 PMany one else having problems with scified in and out-boxes, profiles and the main page
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 1:59 PMNo, it seems to be just you Catzilla.
Gojira2K, as long as Delta doesn't come out of the shadows again...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 2:11 PMI just wonder how it would become a war. Maybe Vampires (which ride vampire dinosaurs) vs Humans. Which would you chose?
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 2:19 PMfinally its working for me,gojira2k i would choose vampires
Also i would like to see vampires in a jp comic the spino should transmit the dessise to the raptors and other dinosaurs and pepole something like marvel zombies
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-10-2014 2:29 PMRAPTOR401 - Hahaha! Now that's an interesting assertion! Hmm, well, perhaps the the vampire that bit the Spinosaurus in prehistory landed on the branch of a tree (in bat form) and got stuck in sap. A bajillion years passed, and scientists found him stuck in an amber deposit - extracting the blood from him and paving the way for a whole park full of Nosferatusauruses! Not only that, but the orginal vampire is likely not dead (being undead by nature) - and since the scientists have drilled into the amber containing him, it's only a matter of time before he breaks free to command his legion of quasi-dead, sparkling, Jurassic thralls! ;)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 3:12 PMThank you for your speculations, Something Real!!! It's stuff like this I want people to say about my "theories"!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Smaug The Magnificent
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 7:32 PM
You dont have to worry about delta, he is no longer our leader.
I Believe In Harvey Dent
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2014 7:45 PMThe whole war is over...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Great Leonopteryx
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 8:02 PMactually the spinosaurus in JP3 was John Hammond who was turned into a vampire werespinosaurus accidentally
which explain his ferocity, his ability to survive in the daylight, his troll like regeneration, and his ninja like teleportation
Jezza
MemberCompsognathusJun-10-2014 11:35 PMIf another war breaks out, I'm sticking with the werewolves...and the werebears.
Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-11-2014 4:23 AM401, are you underestimating the rebellion again? Without Delta, a bigger lunatic is in charge.
Not that into vampires and sh!t myself, but apparently half the budget in the twilight films is glitter, and next to nothing is Kristen Stewart's acting lessons. Just what internet memes say.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-11-2014 9:13 AMMr. Happy,
The internet memes are correct.
That is true, without Delta a bigger lunatic will be in charge. Unless Mr. Happy takes over.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-11-2014 12:20 PM@Jezza Nice pictures!
@Mr Happy- Not into Vampires and stuff like that myself, but I really wanted to make another spoof post. And yes, from what my sisters told me, since they were unfortunately forced to watch Twilight, they told me that Twilight was stupid and boring.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-11-2014 12:38 PMRaptor-401,
Yes, it really was stupid and boring. I feel sorry for myself and your sisters for watiching those movies. But it really was a funny post Raptor.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Spinosuchus
MemberCompsognathusJun-11-2014 12:44 PMCarnosaur, not in the climax. From what I remember, it wasn't even in the film all that much (at least to the point where the daytime-nightime ratio would even matter)
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-11-2014 1:07 PMUh, Gojira, is not sure who you're referring to as being a bigger lunatic than Delta, but I was referring to his second in command, me, Lieutenant 9097.
Jack of all trades. Master of none