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This topic is no longer a "What do you do?" topic, it is a War topic now.

Good. Will I get the Godzilla Forum once we win?

Okay, it's fine to talk to other people, but I draw the line at plotting to take over the world.

This is not plotting to take over the world. This is asking a simple question.

That was not a simple question. You are asking what you would get if when you win the world.

Fair enough. I could always discuss it with you?

I'd be okay with that.

Shall we start?

Okay! I will get a pen and paper. Maybe me, you, Lieutenant, and Mr. Happy could discuss notes.

That would be fun!

Too much typing, just look at the W section.

2K, you have a high position of authority in my perfect world. Once we take over, you will get anything you want, besides total control, that's my job. 

Are you plotting to take over the world again?

Maybe.

I told you to write it down, not post it on the internet.

That's a good idea. Are you sure I'm the lunatic? You're an evil genius.

Thanks.

Mr. Happy, I just used this site,

List of dinosaur genera

and found the coolest dinosaurs that started with the letter J, since I didn't know any. I'm not sure if that's cheating or not.

Sir, you are the best military commander I have ever seen. Please don't kill me, please!!

I said shut up!

I said I would be quiet unless someine addressed me.

Good point. Now stay quiet.

I will, don't worry. Lieutenant, I know how you feel. Sometimes I need it too.

What did I just say.

Sorry.

Wyatt, as in Wyatt Earp. Can't think of any that start with W off the top of my head.

Mine starts with J, so here are mine.

1. Juravenator

2. Juratyrant

3. Jinfengopteryx

4. Jianchangosaurus

5. Jeholosaurus

6. Jeholornis

7. Jingshanosaurus

8. Jiangjunmiaosaurus

9. Jenghizkan

10. Jensenosaurus

Oh 2K, if it's death you're afraid of, don't worry, that won't happen, immedietly. It may come in the hospital, a day or so after, but is won't be present when it happens. 

*Shouting from distant room* Are you on the computer again? I told you not to talk to people outside who you know.

No! I'm not god dammit! I'm talking to myself! Sometimes, I need expert advice.

And there isn't a war unless I say so. Without me, the Rebellion is nothing, and I ain't going anywhere, so anyone who stands in the way is f*cked. If there is a war, there isn't at the moment, because I said so.

That us awesome! Great find!

Yes, I know, Lieutenant I don't want to die!!

Lieutenant, you brought him back again! It will take forever to get him to go away.

Don't worry this is my last message, unless someone speaks directly to me.

You better hope so. Otherwise, no Swamp People for you,

No, please, not that!

Then stay quiet!

Hmmmm, so you're telling me if I survive, I get a free t-shirt? I'm in!

That's pretty cool, nice find.

Cool find.

If you'd look at the date this was posted (June 20, 2013), you would realize I was still fairly new to the forums at that point, and I was trying to not piss off some fanboys, so yeah, I see where you're coming from. 

Looking forward to it. Rooting for Albertosaurus.

2K, you ditch me, and that's where what's left of you will be found. 

Well, the Lieutenant is back.

I believe the sense of smell and intelligence thing is entirely hypothetical, right? If I am wrong, please provide evidence that not only describes the sinuses and brain cavities of tyrannosaurids (or just tyrannosaurus to be more specific) IN COMPARISON TO OTHER THEROPODS

Anyway, aside from that, I am not sure if I agree with all of this. For one, tyrannosaurids were likely NOT slow; sure they were particularly thick and robust in build, but I am pretty sure that their legs were in fact longer proportionally than most other large theropod genera (spinosaurus for sure), and even if that is incorrect, they were certainly VERY powerful. Spinosaurus was very likely the much slower animal here (and that does not even put its enlarged spinal column into account, which would have made its speed even more of a disadvantage)

Second, despite tyrannosaurus having a proportionally larger head than spinosaurus, I would not consider it "oversized". One thing that you forgot to mention is their actual weaponry differences and how they would correlate with the size of the animals. A uniqe factor for tyrannosaurus is that its bite force was undeniably very powerful, and its skull was largely heavily-constructed and designed for crushing; while its dentition was peculiar for theropods in that it was thickened in cross-section and much more dull along the edges than many other genera.

As for spinosaurus, it was far more unique: its snout was highly slenderized and was basically the polar-opposite of tyrannosaurus' snout in terms of shape and specialization (I'm sure you know this, but it would be wise to include it in your post). And as well, its dentition completely LACKED SERRATIONS overall and was almost perfectly circular in cross-section (it was a conical shape); it was not designed for slashing or ripping as all and was instead only really designed for deep/efficient puncturing and gripping, making not only its shape but also its specialization very much different.

Finally, you must consider size (spinosaurus was a lot larger; quite common knowledge for people who study this stuff) and diet (ceratopsians, hadrosaurs, and ankylosaurs vs large freshwater fish)

For the record, I DO have opinions on this subject, but I prefer to talk about it on a more scientific as opposed to opinionated level

Sorry Captian401, if I join you I will be in big trouble with with Lieutenant 9097.

There is no war! Don't make me take away your TV privileges.

Fine! I wiil leave.

Good. I hope I won't see you again for awhile.

Ouch! Such hostility!

YESSS!!!!!!!!! 2K WE SHALL GO AND KILL ALL OF THE-

Shut up!!! We have been through this!!! THERE IS NO WAR, DAMN IT!!!

OH BUT SOON WE SHALL WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE!!!

Look, if you don't stop, I will take away video game privileges-

OKAY!!! I will back off now!

Yes, sir.

Finally! He's left, hopefully.

i agree with Mr.lunatichappy9097

2K, stand down and consider yourself lucky the Lieutenant hasn't seen this yet. 

I justweny back and read the comments. I get it know. My Alter Ego comes up every now and then. 

I back!

Oh no, he's back!

Yes, yes I am. I will join you Captain 401. Together we will rule th-

No, no you will not. We have been over this many times. You don't join anyone. In other words, SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I can't promise anything.

-Gojira

-Captain2K

gojira2k didnt you red the other coments captian 401 is his maniac ''alter ego''

Raptor,

I gave myself options. It's not like I didn't make so they could survive.

I don't get the other part.

To me that seems more like a Spinosaurid. That hand is as far as I can see, identical to Suchomimus. 

@Gojira2K- Well you seem very confident of yourself!!! Poor babies though, I should have given them a better option, oh well...

YOU, JOIN ME IN MY-

Last time Captain 401, shut it before I punish you.

Quite funny, but I hope aswell that I won't ever need this information.

@DinoSteve- well I sure am glad you filled the role!

EVERYONE TREMBLE BEFOR-

Shut it Captain 401.

YOU HAVE NOT-

SHUT UP. Sorry.

Certainly am looking forward to that.

Lucky me. I'm also a T.

1. Tyrannotitan chubutensis

2. Tyrannosaurus rex

3. Triceratops horridus

4. Tarbosaurus bataar

5. Torvosaurus tanneri

6. "Titanovenator kenyaensis"

7. Titanoceratops ouranos

8. Therizinosaurus cheloniformis

9. Titanosaurus indicus

10. Troodon formosus

8. Titanosaurus 

Easy. I have a shotgun that has four shots left. I shoot the parents, twice each just to make sure they are dead, and beat the hatchlings with shotgun, until they leave me alone. If they don't, I will start shooting them with pistol. I don't have enough bullets to shoot all of them so I beat them to death with the shotgun. There are dead and I leave the nest, look for gas, find some, and try and find a way off the island.

Nice job! I hope I don't need to know this.

Yes, indeed! We were missing that one! :D

Jokes apart, I'm not as superhero as all of you here. I'd rather stumble in the first rock in the path because of my clumsiness. End of the story. :P

''i bet that the dinosaur rampage was a atraccion''

CARNOSAUR - That is an incredibly compelling find! Unfortunately, I've no further information to add with regards to this fascinating animal. However, I will certainly be nosing about the web to find more in the coming days! Thank you ever so much for sharing this with us! :)

Thanks for the share Carnosaur. I don't have any info on this thing, unfortunately. But it was cool reading about it.

Hmm, me being one who loves to make spoof articles, how come I never came up with doing something like this!?

Oh well, nice job done Sci-Fi King.