Why Jurassic "World" is actually garbage

Tyrannos,

Although you at one point in time enjoyed the film, it should not have happened to you. Whatever your feelings and thoughts be towards Jurassic World in the future, I am certain I will remain to respect such.

^Thanks, and it's fine if you enjoy the movie.

TYRANNOS - I can certainly understand and respect your stance with regards to Jurassic World, my friend. Do not worry: when the day breaks, the sun will shine out more clearly. :)

I mean I don't think it's that bad, but it isn't that good either. What I'm not understanding is that you used to like it, but then stopped liking it because you were criticized for liking it?

I would just start liking it more if that happened.

^Well, whenever I have a problem, I blame whatever caused the problem, and in this case, I traced it back to Jurassic World. It's kind of a crappy movie anyway.

I mean that's like being mocked for liking Spider Man and then stopping liking Spider Man because you were mocked for liking Spider Man.

Kind of idiotic, isn't it?

^Well as I said, even without my personal experience, the movie kind of is crap.

It's craptastic for sure Tyrannos. I've only seen it 5 times now, including two viewings in theatre. I think it's a very lame attempt to resurrect the franchise and it pales compared to the original, a time when actual artists were working on the film and were treating the whole concept more seriously...

Love: 

- Nods and throwbacks to the original (old visitor centre, 'when dinosaurs ruled the earth'-banner, night vision goggles.)

Like:

- New JP-movie! Hooray!

-Chris Pratt/ Bryce Dallas Howard

Hate: 

-Everything else...

-Taming dinosaurs

-Dumb humor

-Smart-assy kids

-Dinosaurs are boring?! 

...or could be used as reliable weapons?

-Too much cgi, hardly any animatronics: Saw JP1 the other day, the best dinosaur-scenes are the ones where they used animatronics. Hands down. Cgi looks FAKE

-The over the top final battle: Mosasaurus-ex-machina?! Absolute BULL + zero suspense. 

They should make JP more serious and scary again so people will respect dinosaurs more. It shouldn't just be a flick for kids, but for adults as well, who grew up with this series.

I also hate it, almost as much as Force Awakens. The ending was god damn atrocious and had zero weight to it. They could've kept their not so original story while changing the game by making us follow everyday people trying to survive (Like The Mist or some parts of the G. Edwards' Godzilla).

Also the new vid of Pratt petting a young raptor totally destroyed my hopes for the next one. I mean look at this , with minimal cgi enhancements (eyes for ex) it would work and be a 100% more realistic and also that video is from 2008!

I'd rather have a puppet with little awkward movements than a full blown cgi beast that i know isn't there.

I agree with you guys. It seems that the only person who can get this franchise out of the gutter is the man Spielberg himself.

@Regent Tyrannos, it sucks that you were wrongfully criticized for JW.  Too often, people are cruel for no reason, and bullying is an ugly side of humanity.  My sympathies go out to you.

And I know that there is no one on this planet who could change your cynical opinion of the movie into a positive one, other than yourself.  I accept that.

But tell me this:  do you dislike those who bullied you for liking JW in the first place more than the movie itself?  Because the actual root of the problem was those idiots who bullied you.  THEY made the choice to bully you.  A film can't.

^Yes, I have more anger towards them than disdain towards the movie. But thank you.

So you now hate the movie because of the harassment? No offense but that's pretty stupid, I would honestly just ignore them. But hey its your opinion so what can I do?

^Putting the harassment aside, I still think the characters are bland and annoying, and the movie distracts us from itself with subplots.

Why I like Jurassic park movies:

dinosaurs

why I don’t watch Jurassic park

deep undeelying plots about relationships, the controversies, etc. 

that at being said I agree with a lot of your points except for boring. What would you change to have dinosaurs not eating people boring? The scene with indominus chasing the kids where the jumped was awesome. I feel like the chase should have been longer, like the extra scare from the spinosaurus in jp3 when he broke through the fence. 

Thr final fight right scene was crazy and I loved it. It was interesting to see them actually releasing a dinosaur. 

I liked the actors. Don’t care for sub plots necessarily, just wanna see people run from dinosaurs. That’s my 2 cents. I do want more horror though, like when in the first movie they run through the underground security station to turn the power on and the raptors chased the girl. (Forgive me for forgetting names). I want scarier scenes. I would love a rated r movie. But you know, I wouldn’t have watched the first one as a kid if it was rated r so.. yeah.

snyways I can’t wait for more dinosaurs.

I kinda like the film. Mainly cos it's part of the jurrasic park series lol. But has bad choices.

For me the raptor training should of been shown in the film close to the beginning. But gone horribly wrong! And the raptors are ordered to be destroyed as they are to risky to have on the island with multiple failed training attempts. Owen is asked to leave the raptors But asked to help with the parks "new project". He is left thinking about it as he's not to sure he wants anymore to do with the island. There would be 6 raptors though.

Now I would of gone 6 months later to show the park full of tourists etc. With showing the dinos along side the mega jurassic park entrance music, ending on the rex being shown. Not playing the music whilst showing buildings. :/

I would of had the point of view of a family visiting the park, showing of more of the park. mum dad couple of kids. Non related to anyone who works there! Parents get killed during the breakout and kids get saved.

In terms of the i-rex getting out. It should of ripped it's GPS out in the paddock and whilst in its mouth would of tossed it clear over the paddock walls. And is found by a worker who then reports the problem. And they think the i-rex has escaped that way. And like in the film open up the paddock it gets out, and you shouldn't get the see all of the beast till later on makes it more suspenseful, it should also of escaped at night time.

The i-rex releases the not yet destroyed raptors. And they go on the rampage. All raptors bar one gets killed by the solders who are then killed by the i-rex which used the raptors as bait/distraction to do so.

T-rex and I-rex fight screen to carry on with the raptor getting revenge or the loss of its pack as original.

Don't know what else I would change. 

But would be a lot darker and less cartoony.