
I Meme Everything
MemberAllosaurusJun-10-2017 11:30 AMTomorrow is the twenty-fourth anniversary of Jurassic Park, so here's a preview of what's to come. I'll be posting my top ten favourite JP dinosaurs (specific individuals), and my top ten favourite scenes from the JP series. There is also going to be a brawl between my top ten favourite dinosaurs, so let's meet the combatants in order from least favourite to favourite:
Alamosaurus sanjuanensis
Name: Juan
Length: 70 ft
Height: 37 ft
Strengths: size, strength, can crush attackers under front legs, tail
Weaknesses: slow, not very smart
Stegosaurus ungulatus
Name: Spike
Length: 30 ft
Height: 12 ft
Strengths: size, strength, thagomiser
Weaknesses: slow, not very smart
Ankylosaurus magniventris
Name: Tank
Length: 25 ft
Height: 7 ft
Strengths: size, strength, armour, tail-club
Weaknesses: slow, not very smart
Albertosaurus sarcophagus
Name: Albus
Length: 35 ft
Height: 12 ft
Strengths: speed, endurance, strength, jaws
Weaknesses: not as big as some other fighters, can't use arms in combat
Carcharodontosaurus saharicus
Name: Mako
Length: 47 ft
Height: 17 ft
Strengths: size, speed, strength, jaws, claws
Weaknesses: not very smart, poor vision
Eotriceratops xerinsularis
Name: Rhino
Length: 35 ft
Height: 16 ft
Strengths: size, speed, strength, frill, horns
Weaknesses: not very smart, blind spot
Utahraptor ostrommaysorum
Name: Slash
Length: 20 ft
Height: 8 ft
Strengths: size, speed, strength, jaws, claws, intelligence
Weaknesses: not as big as other fighters, light build
Dakotaraptor steini
Name: Claw
Length: 16 ft
Height: 8 ft
Strengths: same as Slash
Weaknesses: same as Slash
Spinosaurus aegyptiacus
Name: Egypt
Length: 55 ft
Height: 18 ft, 27 ft (sail)
Strengths: size, strength, claws, semi-aquatic
Weaknesses: sail, poor vision, weak bite, light build
Tyrannosaurus rex
Name: Tyrance
Length: 52 ft
Height: 18 ft
Strengths: size, speed, strength, intelligence, endurance, acute senses, jaws
Weaknesses: slower than other fighters, can't use arms in combat
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