So what now with Jurassic Park 3?

I didn't enjoy it, although it wasn't a completely horrible movie, I agree that we all should just forget about it

I almost forgot about that disgrace until I saw this topic.

I agree, let's forge JP3 every happened.

SO far, we shall forget JP3...

Except ALAN! Me and Primal said we should make a religion out of it... As Primal said: DO not priase Allah, praise ALAN!!!!

Alanu ackbar!

Oh God I was seriously hoping someone would say that!!!

God that's hilarious!!!

I mean- ALAN! That's hilarious!

Were you expecting someone else to say it?

Yeah, I was hoping so.

Hoping I'd be the one say it, or someone else?

Oh, I was hoping just anyone would say it, and I guess I was hoping you would say it since I was telling you about our one and holy lord ALAN!

Actually, I'm Lord Vader.

Vader is a false prophet, as it is written in the Al'an

THere is no god save ALAN! and 401 is his prophet!

ALAN!-401 - I could not agree more! Though certain moments in Jurassic Park 3 were fun, I felt that it did not live up to the legacy left behind by the first two films. Indeed, I believe we should leave Jurassic Park 3 in the past for the continued unity of the Jurassic Park fans! Let us heal the rift by coming together to celebrate this rebirth of the franchise with Jurassic World! By the way, I recently saw the film and it was absolutely amazing! Additionally, I love your avatar! "Alan..." Hahaha! :)

What does he do now?

Umm... No more Raptor Jesus? What do I... Ah well...

*Clears throat*

So, you have ALAN! and his prophet ALAN!-401. Now, where does Raptor Jesus fit in? According to my predictions, ALAN! sent Raptor Jesus to the Earth in June 993. 1,000 years later, Jurassic Park was released, spreading the ALAN!ness to the world with raptors. This failed, so ALAN! himself made Jurassic Park 3, but it was changed by the followers chaos, took out all the ALAN! references, and added the RvS. Raptor Jesus added the small ALAN! reference to prevent total chaos.

The Jurassic Park movies are religious films.

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! Goofball! ;)

^Oh, but these calcuations are serious. I even used some very accurate sources, like Wikipedia and random Google searches.

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! Oh, I see. Well, I am certain everything you have gathered to explain your prehistoric ecclesiarchy is quite well doccumented and held as sublime truth. Forgive the doubting nature of one whose eyes have not yet been opened to the light of the divine probity you bear hence. ;)

Yes Sci-FI King and Something Real, remember every day to praise ALAN! JP3 did try to convert the JP fans to worship ALAN! but it did not work, and I have been sent as his prophet to spread his word!

ALAN!-401 - Hahaha! I shall commit to the due diligence befitting one who has been brought into the fold of the great circle of ALAN!; let his great work be done upon this world! :)

I mean... Worse comes to worse, Universal will just pull a disney and say the film didn't exist in cannon or something... But universal doesn't love its fans "That" much. 

I think, It should still be considered cannon, But it shouldn't be held to the exact same storyline as JW. Granted, During 2001 Jurassic world was still somewhat under construction. 

One can assume thats how there was such a Fast Rescue response to Sorna. It wasn't because ellie contacted them, It was because they were in the Area. 

What bothers me is that there is a snow balls chance in hell that the construction of JW could be kept tightly under wraps... So, During Alans Speech about how Hammonds park was a horrible Idea and should never be attempted again, The park is still super under wraps, Or is like, Years away from release and No one knows yet. (The park opened in 05 if I recall correctly).

So, yes. JP3 is still technically Cannon, But there is some definate problems inbetween the two Films.

For example... In one of the Comics in the EU, Hammonds son in law: Peter Ludlow, Managing to survive the Events of TLW, Goes and makes a Park in texas... With, you guessed it, dinosaurs. He has a secret agenda, yadda yadda. But my point here is, That Lex, Who became a famous CEO of a crop corperation, Went to the UN multiple times, Aswell as the other survivors, to plead to keep the Island chain 100% Off limits. 

That's the problem. Someone, Any of the Numerous survivors of EITHER adventure with INGEN, or litterally any of the park staff could present this problem to the UN. Keeping in mind that they were indeed Sworn to secrecy with a Lot of cash for their silence. That wouldn't mean no one would speak out about it... I'm sure Alan's silence was Bough again in JP3, along with the rest of the cast but still. The intervention of a World Government would indeed mean that they know about it...

There's just one too many plot holes that need explaining. I think they could do what they used to with JP, And do a comic (old school style) to fill in the gaps. Thanks to the EU, We now know that Muldoon actually survived.

Course, that was an old comment.

X_PADEN_X - Wow! I was not aware of the Jurassic Park Expanded Universe! That is extremely compelling! I am exceedingly pleased that Muldoon survived! :)