Dinosaur Use

Location:

Small Island off coast of Australia

Funding:

Start small, give some speeches, bring some small dinosaur with for photos, work up the funds until park can be opened. Open said park, charge reasonable price ($200 a day for example), charge admission for feeding shows, petting zoo, and other, larger attractions ($20 to see the T-Rex for example). Charge businesses to rent space on the island, as well as having park specific vendors with park exclusive dishes (Raptor leg, for example). Once the funds hit a certain amount, build a new park elsewhere, and see above for where the money would roll in. Also, have separate island where extra dinosaurs are kept in a natural environment as extras if one dies at the park, and as an extra source of income (all these locations with dinosaurs better have the cash flowing in), allow people to hunt said dinosaurs on this island very few people know about (how select few find out is yet to be determined, probably information given to hunters in Africa who want a bigger challenge). To hunt these dinosaurs, you need to rent a gun and purchase ammunition, as well as purchase tags. A tag for something like Parasaurolophus will run you $5000. Renting a rifle will be $500 a day, and a box of .50 BMG ammunition will cost you $400 for the 20 bullets.

Taking over the world:

Undecided. Sure as hell have the money for it. Run for office in Australia (offer discounts for the park if you win), when you become leader, convert country to dictatorship, build up your army, your Air Force, for navy and so on using Australia's taxpayer dollars, but also your park money. Attempt to form alliances with other radical countries such as Russia. Once alliances are formed and army is created, go to Africa and take it over. By taking out the African Kings, and giving them food, you'll most likely earn the respect and loyalty of the African people. Train them, arm them, and have some build fortresses. Use your armies and take advantage of your alliance to next take over Asia. Once Asia is conquered, Europe is the next stop on our tour. Europe will fall, and then head for South America. After South America and every country up to Mexico comes the fun part: The United States of America. If the army is large enough, a series of Blitzkriegs on every city is must. After the attacks, the states should be done, and Canada will surrender.

Or something like that, I'm not completely sure. I'm not a power crazed lunatic who is looking to take over the world.

Also, I'd build a Death Star just for the hell of it.

^Gosh our ideas for world domination are so different. XD

Yeeeeeeaaaahh I should've been clearer. You didn't have to add that scenario.

Now, I'll do two:

My realistic scenario:

I'll use dinosaurs in movies (Yes, I want to make movies for a living) and get super rich. With this new money, I'll buy a large island about 25 miles southwest of Los Angeles and start construction on a theme park. Then, I'll run a major theme park in the middle of the Pacific and be happy.

Now, my unrealistic scenario:

The world's economy and business changes with the ideas of dinosaur warfare. Hybrids are created, and soldiers are slowly replaced with dinosaurs. I'll start a base on a large island in a small island chain and start a new area. Slowly, I'll turn it into a new country and clone dinosaurs. After claiming the surrounding islands, I'll move onto the mainland. Pterosaurs will be interesting to watch as they come shooting of the sky to battle hybrid pterosaurs. However, unlike other areas, I'll still use mechanical things such as fighter jets and helicopters. Humans are smarter than pterosaurs. Then, I'll buy the Galapagos! >:D After taking over the smaller, less-developed countries of the area, I'll move onto the Atlantic and conquer the islands there. Moving onto Europe, my dinosaur and human army will conquer the smaller countries and move onto North Africa. A larger area there, and them move south and conquer Africa (Maybe my sauropods will be friends with Mokele-Bembe XD). Moving onto South East Asia, my now large army will easily conquer that and then Australia. Small parts of the Asian mainland will be easy, but now other countries will be a problem. Now, I'll invest in cybernetically-enhanced dinosaurs AND hyrbids! Easily taking smaller European countries, I'll move onto Japan. After that, Korea. Then, China and Russia will be a big problem, so I'll stop for a bit. This'll be a problem, and after heavily thinking it out, I form an alliance with China and take over Russia! Now, I'll use the Russian forces to take Norway, Sweden, and Finland, and move onto the UK. This'll be a struggle, but it'll eventually work and then I'll take Canada and then use all the forces to take the USA.

Now, after setting up a better economy but keping regular borders, cultures, etc. intact, the world will be safe again. :D

I know I didn't have to include the world domination bit, but I wanted to. 

Interesting scenarios. This seems like it will be fun to see what others say. 

^If you build the Death Star, can I build a Rancor pit?

I'll be fun seeing other replies.