Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusApril 06, 2015As a lot of you old-timers here may remember, April is the NATIONAL month for Velociraptor Awareness.
http://www.velociraptors.info/
Here is a link to my old discussion that talks about it:
As of now almost a full year has passed since last year, and the discussion (sort of) resulted in one of the biggest Jurassic World Forum Cold Wars witnessed around here.
It was the cold war between the Rebllion and the D.A.F., but that is a different story to tell... A story that will be told, well re-told soon...
FORESHADOWING
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Well, ignoring that, I am here to tell you that this month we must be careful to be cautious of the Velociraptors. The Velociraptor Aerospace Dynamics team is currently developing technology to help protect us.
Be cautious during this month. Always make sure that someone you know isn't an undercover raptor waiting to strike.
Remember, during V.A.M. anyone could be a undercover raptor- you, me, the staff, anyone.
Previous Rebellion Dictator Mr. Happy9097 wrote an article giving advice on how to protect yourself from raptors:
Velociraptors are dangerous creatures, few have survived these horrid creatures, and below we can see some of the few pictures taken of these creatures:
As a matter of fact, few know this, but even Jesus of Nazereth himself was indeed, a velociraptor.
But he is not extinct... He has risen, quite in right timing.
Remember to stay safe during this month.
FOr all we know, war could be ont he verge of rbeaking loose...
But the D.A.F. will not lose.
More to be reported-
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IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
How do i know its your castle? Huh, because in your castle my spies recorded this message from your bedroom, "My plan is working so perfectly, those idiotic Rebels will never know that my castle is underneath a T-Rex footprint. With my new Brilliant Raptors this war will be won by me, Raptor 401! Huh, this Wind Waker Link suit is getting sweaty, time to show my trueself. And this is what my Spyes caught, 
You chump, everyone you see it now. My new batch of spyes who's names shall not be spoken took this picture while using Invisible spray, get owned.
Your not only a Raptor, your a champion class royal. As in, he can pounce and eat you with skill and finess!! Anyone who still joins the DAF, for shame.
Good grief.
#REKT
Wat
#T-REKT!
Wat
You will deny it to the end?
Then how come he was in a wind waker Link suit? How come he said my plans are coming to fortition? How come the label on his kingly robe said, "The dominant species, Raptore-401."
??????
And we know its not one of your comrades cause we foudn him, 
Standing right beside you!
You and your subterranean castle can deny it no longer!
Good grief.
