Sorry if this was annoying to read, wrote this hastily to prepare for war, I am a bit sick, tired, and bored...

So yeah.

RAPTOR-401 - Hahaha! This was extremely fantastic! I am so sorry you do not feel well, sweetie; I am sending you my best wishes and good vibes to help you kick the ickies! :)

Hmm... I've been pretty skeptical about a person I used to go to school with. However, the raptors already blew up my secret dinosaur breeding falcility. All I have is my Velociraptor-proofed base. I can see them approaching from my window. I have to set the turrets to automatic. You might not see me here for a few days.

^Sick him, boys!

*Raptor hiss* Raptors's aare not bad. They are just misunderstood. *Raptor hiss*

Everyone, the DAF is a frod. He is a corporate scam to create genetically brilliant Raptors and have them rule the world.

Quick! PM me or Gojira 2k to join our Rebellion for Raptor freedom.

I am the owner of the Bomb Cake factory, where precision cakes are created with timed bombs inside for the impending war.

Anyone who joins me or Gojira 2k will get a shipment of 2.5 times 10 to the 6th of Bomb Cakes for the war.

Time can not be wasted, hurry now join us! The DAF will betray you, they will use your knowledge then decapitate your soul with Raptor teeth.

Believe in your soul, in your human right! You deserve a fighting chance against these beasts. Now join the Rebellion.

^What he said! Also, you get the dinosaur of your choice, for your army.

He claims Jesus was a Raptor, he lies to you.

To get you to believe Raptor's were viscous being when they werent!

Listen to your thoughts, there it is...Now your on the Rebellion's side, you're now one with the Rebellion.

Take out your m500 Magnums (Not literally, take out your samurai swords.)

Now, fight.

People, do not join the Rebellion. If you do, I can and will promise you this, you will be VERY MUCH regretFUL.

If you want to be a fool, go join the Bomb Cake Factory, you will only look like a fool going there. The DAF has REAL weapons of war, not childish culinary toys.

I promise you freedom. Gojira2K is an evil emperor, while I am just a leader. Everyone here will have equal rights, safety, and live a luxurious life.

The DAF shall live long and prosper.

How can you say, with a straight face, that I am the evil emperor, when all I want is freedom for all Raptors. You humans make us out to be cold-hearted, blood thirsty killers, when that is simply not true. You say you are against the Raptors, yet your username makes you out to be a Raptor yourself. The Rebellion only wants freedom. Join us and you will get that freedom!

For those of you who join the DAF.

You will be sleeping, then you will be sacked and carried down to a bunker where he will torture you with his brilliant raptors, force all the knowledge out of you and then leave you for dead to the Raptors. Bomb cakes, will defend you.

Why, Whatever do you mean Raptors can disguise as friends, What do you mean by this?

*Leans in eagerly and takes notes*

GG, where is the proof that we do these horrnedous acts? None, exactly.

Little Goji, the only raptors we have here are for war.

I promise you guys freedom and luxury, and unlimited pizza + Jurassic World Snacks.

@Paden- LOL

^You see, Raptor has enslaved our kind and is using them against us. Talk about evil. I wouldn't enslave humans to fight you!

Ha, you guys would think that! I have you know our Raptors have luxurious comfort in their spaciosu homes. They get paid and have fair work shifts.

That's what you say! But is it true!

Thats what you claim Raptor, when you have been hiding it all this time.

You yourself!! Are a Raptor!!

And i have irrefudable evidence.

My spies from the BCF invaded your castle and took these notes.

"We found strange claw marks in his office on the chalk board we a took a photo .

We also found strange birdlike fur in his chair

We saw him gnawing on a triceratops bone, which, we have know idea where came from. And the last bit of irrefudable evidence is his name is FRICKING RAPTOR."

So....Yeah.

He will enslave your family, take your pets and eat them. Dont join the DAF.

Well, the BSF has got the wrong location because that does not look like ANYTHING like my base.

Typical of the Rebellion, creating false evidence.

Oh, no! Thee war is resurgent! I shall take the proper precautions and hide beneath the nearest stone until the bombs cease falling. Hopefully, I will not get my dress too dirty! :)

And Raptor, you know those spies you had? Well, I found them and injected them with a special concotion of my own design, while they slept. You will see the results soon.

Ha, little Goji thinks he is fooling me!!!

Well if you're so smart, please do prove who these spies are! After all, I assume you would have no rpoblem doing so?

I would, but then you would take them out.

THis but merely proves you are lying. Face it Gojira2K, you are losing. All you will do is bring the Rebellion to more shame.

Can you risk it? How can you tell I am lying? As far as you know, I actually do know the identity of your spies?

Risk what? I can tell you're lying, it is just obvious.

Even then, not even my allies knwo the location of my main base(s).

So yeah.

I will find out. Trust me.

Oooh! I do so love a good bit of subterfuge! I need a bag of popcorn and one of my plushies to hold! ;)

How do i know its your castle? Huh, because in your castle my spies recorded this message from your bedroom, "My plan is working so perfectly, those idiotic Rebels will never know that my castle is underneath a T-Rex footprint. With my new Brilliant Raptors this war will be won by me, Raptor 401! Huh, this Wind Waker Link suit is getting sweaty, time to show my trueself. And this is what my Spyes caught,

You chump, everyone you see it now. My new batch of spyes who's names shall not be spoken took this picture while using Invisible spray, get owned.

Your not only a Raptor, your a champion class royal. As in, he can pounce and eat you with skill and finess!! Anyone who still joins the DAF, for shame.

#REKT

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