THE ADVENTURES OF ROBERT MULDOON AND HIS MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS Episode 8 "let them fight"

This episode is dedicated to x_Paden_x, Somethingreal, The Doctor(my brother, yes Indiana Jones and Doctor Who are brothers.), and my turtle Freddy Murcurey. All four of these people have inspired me in independent ways. Thank you. And if your reading this, thank you.

A very special episode of The Adventures Of Robert Muldoon And His Magicla Short-Shorts-

  The helicoptor, THE HELICOPTOR! THE HELLICOPTOOOOOR!!!! Muldoon prayed that that wasn't the only helicoptor that was picking us up. He raced back to the visitor centor, trecking through dense jungle. He stopped, he heard somthing, he heard something real(not the user :P) something real loud! A fimiliar sound, Muldoon wasn't too far away from the visitor center by now, but he climbed a tree to see if he could find where this scource was coming from. He could see the visitor center in the distance, some sort of insadent was going on there.

  His fear of being alone on the island came to a hault, he heard human voices, and a lot of noise in the visitor center, or near the visitor center. Muldoon walked down from the tree, and over towards the visitor center, he stopped about 100 feet away from it. There was a tour car sitting out infront of the building...with Rexy about to rip it to shreads. Muldoon quickly found cover, he hid on the side of the building, and peeked from the cornor just to see Rexy chasing the land cruiser off into the rainforest. Had there been people in there? Muldoon walked around the back entrance, and the inside of the visitor's center was as messy as a protersuchus on a towell! There were boxes everywhere, and blood...

  Muldoon had slipped in the blood, and landed face first on his own two legs! He slept...unforunetly... Muldoon didn't regain conciousness untill later in the night. (Last time Muldoon woke up from forcefull sleeping was with an x-nurse claiming to be his number one fan) Muldoon had a beutifull dream...anyway he was going to get a little rubber raft to try to sail alllllll the way off the island! When he reached the little shed by the river he pulled out and inflated the raft. "Thank god this isn't the book canon, or this raft wouldn't have been here." Nexed to the raft was a flare gun and an ore.

  Robert looked at the ore and laughed, "I don't need a tool to paddle! That's why we have our bods!" Muldoon pushed the raft up to the beach, and started makeing a system to get him out of the current, a system made of poles attached to rock. Muldoon worked non-stop on makeing this for two days straight. He didn't eat or sleep.

  One night, the night Muldoon finished making the launching system, he fell asleep in the raft saying to himself "Tommarrow." Muldoon was awoken by a sharp pain, th pain of a snake bite, something needle like. Compys scattered around him, one had drawn blood from his arm. This wasn't good, EVERYONE KNOWS COMPYS ARE VENOMOUS! DUH! So Muldoon grabbed his m1911 and started firing in the air, untill he had no ammo at all. The compys, scattered, not from the noise, but from the aproaching Rexy. Rexy's usual intro "OH YEAH!" Rexy was dressed like a 90's bully, helmet with spike on to, leather jacket, and a dennim vest over the jacket, she also had sunglasses on.

  Muldoon feared Rexy might have a switch blade on her. Before the sophorific effects of the compy kicks in, he quickly jumped on the boat, and launched himself down the slope. Falling asleap, Muldoon looked back at Rexy, on a boat, drifting away from a giant lizzard, falling asleep. Rexy instantly understood what was going on. She saluted Muldoon...Respect.

The lesson of the day is "The only person you should try to b better than, is the person you were yesterday."