Just A Thought

Ok. Assault rifles.chicken.pizza.and dinosaurs. beat that.

Also everyone in the Rebellion, gets a Tumbler Batmobile.

And yes, it does come in black.

Join the UF and get a complimentary set of Mjolnir powered assault armor!

Various assorted colors!

Also, the taco bar is now open, and can handle nachos, chalupas, burritos, and taquitos!

Also, if you don't join, this is us:

#<('.')>   <('.'<)

    me         you

We give you your own dinosaur.

We also give out Platinum star stickers for achievments such as taking out a convoy or killing a thousand people. I've got 6 and my officers have two each. 

^Don't we also give Bat's:

As well, to higher ranking officers like you and me, Lord Vader.

hahaha i think i will join the rebellion. I do not care for tacos nor anything else stated here. Except. Except for

... THE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join now and receive free weapons inclduing this badass!!!!

it aint that good.

I'm guessing you have never played StarFox, haven't you?

no.

Exactly. The Arwing is one of the best spaceship designs in video games.

Easy boys, vehicles that actually exist only. 

2K, we don't have those, we have better trucks. 

WELL PROVE THAT THEY DON'T EXIST!!!!

Haha, I know, we're all just joking.... For now...

>.> Trust NO ONE.

Wait, if we can't trust anyone then why are you trying to get to get us to get us in to get us in your team.

Don't worry tyrant, you can trust the UF. 

*Slides secret plans for forum domination under the table*

Silver, you will never dominate this thread.

as long as I am here I rule.

Trust no one, except your leader. 

Private TK, the only thing you rule is your army. The Rebellion rules this thread, and you are a fine representative of us. Good work. 

Plans?

Trust no one except me is the important message. You see those fools? They wish to control you and could care less to betray you.

Already a big mistake joining the Rebllion. The DAF shall live on and prosper for ages.

i have plans to rule everything.

just kidding................... Sorta.

The DAF does not wish to dictate the forums. We wish to bring peace and unity. Under our watch no one shall rule against us!

Peace and unity vs awesoneness and pizza. We win.

With peace and unity comes UNLIMITED pizza with UNLIMITED drinks AND WINGS. ALL TYPES OF WINGS. We win. or we WON, to be more correct.

Ha! you win!! dont make me laugh.

Won? That's past tense. In order for you to have won, the Rebellion would have to be no more. Here we are, you haven't won anything. 

We are loyal to those who who are loyal to us and trust us. Betray us, and your head will be on stick. That shouldn't be a problem though. All members of the Rebellion are loyal to us. 

Indeed.

We already won, and we will win. It was already determined. Everyone here in the DAF is loyal but independent at the same time.

Betray us, and your punishment is undecided, since no one has betrayed us. We will not take mercy to those who stand in our way. The Rebellion was once close to comepltely being destroyed but due to my mercy I let it stand.

Wow. This topic burst more than the Cambrian Explosion (ba dum tsss).

The DAF shall always remain! Especially since we have THE POWER OF...

Weren't expecting that, weren't ya?

(About alter egos, mine's Austrailian. We don't speak of him.)

Besides, in the DAF, you get one of these-

rebellion. United we stand. United we fight.

Captain 401, you're full of yourself. I took mercy on you guys. Paden and I called a cease fire. You had no say. Heck, Paden himself said it, you DAF fellas lost more.

How can I expect you to take your precious Rebelliopn seriosuly if you don't even capitalize it? To you it's just anormal word, showing how weak it was, is, and will be... That is if it is still alive in the future.

You want us to have an acronym? We can get an acronym! The Rebellion was Delta's idea anyway. He's gone, I'm in charge. My troops, my rules. 

Oh, yeah, I remember telling PAden what to do. I told him to end the war because it was child's play thanks you to guys. It was you guys who took yourselves too seriously. I however was working hard on many secret plans... Oh yes.

we will, as always, be victorious.

We all have secret plans bud. It's who has the best secret plans and the best executed plans that comes out in top.

Which will be us.

Oh yes I have secret and well though-out plans, but your plans? They may be secret, but does that make them good?

I have the best plans and workers. I let them share their thoughts, not to some prideful Dictator who controls everything.

our plans are many times greater.

You say "Or plans are many times greater."

Yes, plans may be many times greater, like ours.

You knew what I meant.

I'm not a dictator. I'm just in charge. That's all. My people are treated like people, not trash.