what do you guys think of this being a 540 page novel?

 A twelve year old and his uncle live in montana, his uncle(Mike) works in a science meuseum, one day when the kid is looking for hadrosaur bones, he falls into a chasom, after wandering around in the darkness for fourty miniutes, he finds a small robbin sized animal, wanting to get a better look at the creature he succesfully catches it and trappes it in his backpack.

 Once he gets free from the neverending cave sequance(that for all you know took three months to write) he starts heading back to his trailer. Mike and his nephew get to take a good look at the creature(now in a cat carrier) to find it to be what Mike belives to be a new species of bird. Beliving he will get some furtune and glorry, he calls his company the next day(FireCourt). Two days latter a couple of employes arive from firecourt, Mike has  not seen the man and woman despite being a tour guide in the biology section of a firecourt sponcered meuseum.

 The two employes tell Mike and his nephew about an island called "Isla Vixit" (Think about a combination of scp containment breach and skull island. The pair talk about how Isla Vixit (wich means the island that lives again) is a sort of nature presurve, an island were specific animals rome free. They mention the island(13 by 8 miles) has a wall seperating the bottom quarter mile from the rest of the island (like skull island) and before the wall there is a building containing a row of offices, a garage, and a labratory.

 They go into what there anmals actually deprive from, how the entire island is really just a secretive experament. The experament is reversing the genes in chikens, ducks, and emus, filling in the gaps with that of lizards and pacaderms to try to recreate NON-AVIAN DINOSAURS. Mike is a bit unfaithfull to the idea, thinking that the animals on this island are not going to look like dinosaurs at all, that these animals are just going to be "featherless emus". He askes what it was that his nephew found "Nemicoloptorus". He asks why he didnt know about this place before "It isnt for the public". And aperantly the chances of getting crittics opinions of the island are very small, they currantly have Peyton Tyler there, which is the second person ever to witness the island that isnt in firecourt, so onething leads to another, wich leads to another, wich leads to another, wich leads to a whole lot of writing...ect.

 Before you know it, the four and a half men find themselfs on a helicopter, heading to miami, then to 200 miles off the coast of florida and in the mean time...MORE TALKING! Such as what are the security precations beyond the wall? what effects have happend to the animals caused by genetics? how long has isla vixit existed? what species live on the island? 40? 50? 200?

 Wellllllll... if you dislike that a dillo has a frill, then you will HATE this. Likly do to the genetics, sauropods give live birth, there are a couple of venomus animals on the island such as protorosuchus and compsugnathus, and when creating carnotaurus they tried to use chemelion dna to replicate horns (as a refrance to jurassic park) this had effects on the carnotaur giving it the ability to camoflage, so for the carnotaurus they have bull nose rings so if for some reason you are out in the jungle, you will see the "floating" ring and the carnotaurus wont be completly "invisible".

 So if you hate "Dilophosaurus has a frill and spitts acid" you are going to HATE this book, it is full of those creative dinosaur traits...FULL OF THEM dinosaur super powers...

 Back to the analysis, they arive on the island, while the nemicoloptorus is relised (it escaped due to a hurricane) meanwhile the lobby has gotten the hundredths death threat in the past month, hippies... meanwhile there is a trailer with a group of the npa (nature pretection agency) that is on the eastern side of the island, on the top northern side, there is a dock, the only way to get there is by cable car/ariel tramway. (Trying to cut to it!) The NPA plans to sabataje firecourt by blowing up there electrical tower...and the succede, the tower blows up, smashes through the cable, breaks through th wall, and lands on the lab. While this is going on Mike, his neohew, and park vet are in the cable car, the cable car falls due to the electric tower falling on the wire, and lands in a lake. As all goes to hell the three try to make it to the dock, contact the lobby, and get to saftey, while the game warden (who looks like a combination of mr t and ice cube, wearing a fancy black suit) trys to find and save them.

 By the way there are 29 species living on the island, and most of them are no bigger than a chicken (like saltopusuchus)

 So imagin this being a 4/500 page novel. You like?

PS!!!!!! IF YOU CAN DRAW A PICTURE OF A CARNOTAURUS WITH A BULL NOSE RING AND LEAVE IT IN THE COMMENTS OR PM IT TO ME OR PUT IT ON A DISSCUSSION (AS LONG AS I CAN SEE IT) THAN I WILL GIVE YOU A BIG SHOUT OUT ON MY NEXT EPISODE OF MULDOON'S MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS!!!!!!!