indiana jones
MemberCompsognathusOct-10-2014 8:59 PMThis bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard!
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
Hey Rexfan, i’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom
indiana jones
MemberCompsognathusOct-10-2014 9:21 PMyou bet your sweet ass!
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-10-2014 10:51 PMDR. JONES - Hahahaha! I'm uncertain of how effecacious these would be in winning a date, but they're quite clever and very funny! Thank you so very much for sharing these with us! :)
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-10-2014 10:58 PMDR. JONES - Hmm...how about "I'll rock your world like the K.T Event?" or "Let's make our own fossil! We'll apply a lot of heat and pressure between us!". ;)
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-11-2014 4:31 AMThe mature part of me found these a tad disturbing.........
The immature, dirty minded teen that I am however, found these hilarious.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 5:06 AMI'm really disturbed because I think he may be flirting with me 8O
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 6:42 AMThose were disturbing..... And Hilarious!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 8:42 AM2 whay jokes?, ''Funny''
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 9:23 AMNature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusOct-11-2014 9:40 AMPretty much the same thing with me, Mr. Happy... The mature me tells me that these are quite weird, but the other side of me says they're brilliant.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
