the adventures of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 4 "geuss who's comming to town!"

Robert Muldoon and Gerry Harding were racing back to the visitor center on Muldoon's pink mustach jeep. Gerry looked in the back. Young Tommy Lee Jones was gone. Muldoon's magical short-shorts were being worn by there owner. The two thaught they were a safe distance from the biosyn workers.

John Hammond had called Muldoon earlyer. He said that some hot-shot paleantolagysts were hear, and he wanted Gerry to get to work on something. Ten minutes passed and the two made it back to there stations. Muldoon decided to stay by the raptor feeding. Robert didnt like the raptors. They were all jerks on Muldoons favorite wabsite "scified.com" all Muldoon wanted was to be a moderator. And those raptors, always on there ios devices(evan the hatchlings) would always ignore him.

Muldoon got lost in himself and was awoken by the sound of the feeding. He looked up and saw some people he asumed were the visitors. He quickly thaut of some rememberal line to say as he aproached them. "They should all be destroyed!" Muldoon said. Hammond introduced him as the park's game warden. Robert shook hands with the first man wearing a hat that he saw. Muldoon LIKED hats. He answerd some basic questions. "How fast are they?" Asked the man in the hat. "Fifty, sixty miles per hour if if there good out in the open." This continued for a while until the tourists went  back to the visitor center. Muldoon was alone...with the raptors. Robert got a text message. it read "THE BIG ONE- THTS NT I NIF... THS ISS A NIF!!!!!!" Muldoon was simply anouyed by this. He went back to the center. At the center he sat in the work station joined by Nedry, Ray Arnald, and some other staff. Muldoon got another text message. It was from The Big One. It was a video of a raptor wearing booty shorts with a flashlight taped to it saying "look at me im velociraptor dundee!" Muldoon was anoyed and thougt of anothe rline to say. "Quiet! All of of you! There entering the tyrannosaur padock!" It worked. Muldoon looked down at his shorts, They werent glowing! They were fading if anything! Something bad is going to happen...soon. The short-shorts tryed to speak, they uttered out "the...the lesson of the...of the day is to...is...is to...do the right thing...not for your self...but for others......."

Nedry was gone.

THE END stay tuned for episode five!(itll be funnyer)

PS: sorry guys, sorry this episode wasnt funny but i had to connect the dots in one of them. i promise the next one will be funny. sorry if i disopointed you.