DR. JONES - Oh, blast it all! This is a tough decision for me! As I happen to be a British woman, I love both of the men you have presented! Gah! Er...Um...mmph...I bloody give up! I believe I will simply stand back and cheer both! :)

 This is a tough decision for me! As I happen to be a British woman, I love both of the men you have presented! Gah! Er...Um...mmph...I bloody give up! I believe I will simply stand back and cheer both! :)

-me too

DR. JONES - You are a British woman who loves both Muldoon and Tembo? I thought you were a world-renowned archeologist whom looks surprisingly similar to Harrison Ford. ;)

no, thats not what i ment i ment i am a fan of muldoon and other brit and aussie hunters/game wardens

but that is probably the best possible discription you can have for me

DR. JONES - Hahaha! My apologies! I was simply making an attempt at what is known as "familiar humor". If I have made you uncomfortable, I am truly sorry. My intention was to jest in such a fashion as to seem like one of the regular "guys". Regardless, your concept sounds extremely humorous! I would greatly enjoy seeing it written out! :)

aww thanks sr... even just the title 

ROBERT MULDOON AND HIS MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS VS ROLLAND TEMBO AND HIS KILLER CHEEK BONES

sounds pretty evan, i will eventually creat two spin-off series of the adventures of robert muldoon and his magical short-shorts

1 katashie hamada

2 rolland tembo

DR. JONES - You are most welcome! I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us! :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww somthing real...

WAIT YOUR BRITISH?!

DR. JONES - Hahaha! More or less. ;)

Damn! I was expecting an epic tale... not this... lol oh well this is a tough one... i would have to sti back and watch like the lot of you... XP

DUSTYALASKA - Hahaha! It is alright! DR. JONES will no doubt provide a harrowing tale in due time! :)

Long range, Tembo with that double barrel rifle, but if Muldoon has an M16, Tembo's going down.

Short range, Muldoon and his SPAS 12 hands down every time. 

i will post the actual battle soon

MULDOON!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!