Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusDec-08-2014 5:55 PMYes... It's another one of these that I have just come up with right now! (These were old posts only true regulars will remember)
So this is the latest addition in the If You Could Series.
*Realizes it's been a whole 11 months since the last one was posted.
Holy shit time passes by fast
Okay, moving on,so if you could be a dinosaur trainer, what dinosaur would you train? From what I can tell this is what Owen (Chris Pratt) is going to play.
PLEASE GIVE DETAIL. Like what would you train them to be. I don't create these to read 5 word answers. I want to be entertained reading your guys description of you being a dinosaur trainer. Want an example? here's mine...
I would train Spinosaurs. A horder of all types of Spinosaurs, Spinosaurus Aqegypticus, oxalia, Baryonx, Suchomimus- you get the point. I would train them to be vicious and cruel all under my command. I would teach them how to march.
Then when the time is ready I would lead them on a victory march all over Jurassic World and take over the place. Leave it in flames with my Spinosaur Army. Then we would go on into Costa Rica and take over that region. There would be carnage!!! Carnage everywhere! With me would come the rapture!
For dramatic effect I would play this in the background:
Then soon shall the word know their master as Fernando the Great!!! With my army I shall rule the longest most everlasting empire this world has seen!
Okay all jokes aside, if you were a dinosaur trainer, what GENUS of dinosaurs would you breed? What would you make them do and what would be your plan to them? Any other things you would do?
Again, the more detail the more I enjoy reading!!! That was the reason I created these things in the first place. Also sorry if I seemed a bit weird there, feel really hyper but tired right now.
Chop chop,
-Raptor-401
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusDec-10-2014 2:55 PMThanks everyone for your responses, they were very fun to read! I would take the time as usual to comment individually but it's Finals Week and I am on a time crisis, barely found the time to make this discussion. :)
It was nice to know many others had the same plan for world domination as me. Just letting you all know, don't be surprised if Jurassic World Cold war #2 breaks out again... Remember, this forum has never had any wars, just COLD wars, the last cold war never actually started, remember...
Also saw some of you used Pteosaurs which is perfectly okay but remember, those aren't actual dinosaurs, they simply coexisted with dinosaurs, just to clarify.
That said this post was a huge success and hoepfully I can make another one soon, maybe even today!!! Thank you for all the responses, I really did enjoy reading them.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusDec-10-2014 3:07 PM^I know they're cold wars, but I still call them Jurassic World Wars to fit with the movie title.
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusDec-11-2014 10:23 AM^Yeah, I does sound good.
^^That one was only a COLD war. Nothing really happen.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
ankybeatsall2468
MemberCompsognathusFeb-19-2015 1:05 PMi would not train ankylosaurs, even though they are my favorite, because they are, (major confession)a bit dumb and might randomly attack. That, plus the weight and armor might be a bit tough to handle. I would train a pack of five utahraptors, three giganotosauruses, and a tyrannosaurus or two. An allosaurus/yangchuanosaurus wouldn't hurt either (actually, HEY OW OW GO BAD YANG!!! HALP!!!! Okay, they would hurt, but with proper training, they won't be hurting me). The yangchuanosaurus male would be yang and the female would be yin. Also a trio of carnotaurus, just for the hell of it.
ankybeatsall2468
MemberCompsognathusFeb-20-2015 12:43 PMor a single tyrannosaurus. I would find it, watch it hatch, and it could imitate whatever i do. I would teach it how to fight, and even hand signals and voice commands. This is a good story starter...
Paolino
MemberCompsognathusFeb-22-2015 9:01 AMcool i would train a spinosaurs because he was the largest theropod ever , he can intimidate other large predators with his size without fighting and best of all riding a giant beast like that would be awsome
