the adventure of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 1 THE BULLY

One day Robert Muldoon was driving around isla nublar, it was bring your child to work day. He saw a child fiddling with a swiss army knife standing next to a man with a biosyn name tag that read, hello my name is steve. Muldoon stoped the car. The child asked "why are your socks so high?" Robert stepped out of the jeep and aproached the two. He looked down at the kid and stated "thats not a knife" he pulled the bouye knife from his sheath on his leg. "Thats a knife." Hey it lookes like it was laundry day on jurassic park, i think you got your booty shorts mixed up with your daughters!" Steve said. Robby looked down at his short-shorts, they sparkled. Muldoon pulled a locket out from his shorts and looked at the picture. "Im sorry Karen" Robert said as he aproached the man. "Must of mixed up your socks too!" Steve said wile slapping his knee. Robert muttered something.What, what was that? Asked Steve. "I said yo mama soooo old, i took her to see king kong and she started having flashbacks!" Muldoon exclaimed. "Oh yeah? Well yo mama is so fat she jumped up, caused and eclips, fell down, and killed the dinosaurs!" Steve said. Ray Arnald shouted AWWWW YO MAMA FIGHT! As people gatherd around. "Yo mama is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!" Steve said. "Well your mother is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old, im sayin SOOO very old, that the last time she got laid, she was using a dinosaur skinned condom!" Everyone cheered for Muldoon. Steve charged at him angerly. Muldoon ducked as steve went flying right into the electric fence behind Robby. (The yo mama fight was right infront of the triceratops paddock). ladey Margret sniffed the six foot chunk of beef jerky. Robert looked down at his short-shorts, they were sparkling, and the short-shorts spoke "The lesson of the day is to beleive in yourself" the shorts said. THE END. Stay tuned for episode two!