Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 12:25 PMYes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.
1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either
2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.
Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.
Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 12:36 PM
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Allotitan
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 1:11 PM
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 2:44 PMMR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! Oh, this is exceptionally fun! Here we go!
Two velociraptors are eating a clown. One looks up to the other with a quizzical look upon its face and says "Does this taste funny to you?" ;)
Acro Rex
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 2:58 PM
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 3:39 PMHaha, this is all funny. Nice jokes everyone.
Just so you guys know, when I said no cussing, I meant no F-bombs or anything else in that category of cuss words.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Carnosaur
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 3:44 PM
Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
x_paden_x
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 3:46 PM
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-23-2014 3:56 PMNice picture. I don't have any different pictures right now.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 3:58 PMThat's fine. This is actually going pretty well (better than I expected, to be honest). Isn't it nice when no one goes ballistic?
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-23-2014 3:59 PMYes it is quite lovely. Let's just not mention it though...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 4:00 PM''look dad im the jurassic park lawyer''
and ''if dinosaurs had twitter''
are my favorite
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 4:03 PMMR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! This thread is remarkably fun! I'm having a delightful time! Thank you for sharing this with us! :)
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 5:45 PMNice, here's a few more...
(to be honest, I wasn't a big fan of Kong either, haha)
(this is a far better end result for the fight in King Kong)
T.rex and Spino settle their differences to take down the true menace!
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:33 PMMrHappy, you wanted a Ceratosaurus meme, here's one I made...
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-23-2014 6:35 PMWHEN SOMEONE ON THE FOURM POSTS 3+ CONSECUTIVE TOPICS IN LESS THAN A FEW HOURS
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:37 PMNot a hundred percent sure what you're getting at Raptor, but OK.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-23-2014 6:38 PMI mean topics/discussions.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:44 PMAh. Well, I made another meme...
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 6:46 PMHaha, I love it Rex Fan.
I believe what 401 is saying is that is his reaction when someone posts three or more topics in a rather short time.
Also, love the Rex eating King Kong, that would have probably been the outcome if Kong wasn't the main character.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:50 PMGlad you liked the pics.
Made yet another meme...
(I'm gonna end up making tons of these now)
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 6:51 PMHaha, now make one about Spino.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:55 PMOk, I'll see what I can do.
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 6:57 PM"Was a fish eater."
"People bitch when it's called a fish eater."
I'm not the most creative as you can tell.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-23-2014 6:57 PMHere's a Spino one...
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 6:59 PMHaha, nice. I'm out for the night.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-23-2014 10:18 PMREX FAN 684 - Hahaha! Those are bloody marvelous! Thank you so much for sharing them! :)
How many spinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero- trick question! They can't get through the cabinet to get the bulbs! ;)
