Dinosaur Jokes

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! Oh, this is exceptionally fun! Here we go!

   Two velociraptors are eating a clown. One looks up to the other with a quizzical look upon its face and says "Does this taste funny to you?" ;)

Haha, this is all funny. Nice jokes everyone. 

Just so you guys know, when I said no cussing, I meant no F-bombs or anything else in that category of cuss words.

Nice picture. I don't have any different pictures right now.

That's fine. This is actually going pretty well (better than I expected, to be honest). Isn't it nice when no one goes ballistic?

Yes it is quite lovely. Let's just not mention it though...

''look dad im the jurassic park lawyer''

and ''if dinosaurs had twitter''

are my favorite

Deal. 

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! This thread is remarkably fun! I'm having a delightful time! Thank you for sharing this with us! :)

Nice, here's a few more...

(to be honest, I wasn't a big fan of Kong either, haha)

(this is a far better end result for the fight in King Kong)

T.rex and Spino settle their differences to take down the true menace!

MrHappy, you wanted a Ceratosaurus meme, here's one I made...

WHEN SOMEONE ON THE FOURM POSTS 3+ CONSECUTIVE TOPICS IN LESS THAN A FEW HOURS

Not a hundred percent sure what you're getting at Raptor, but OK.

I mean topics/discussions.

Ah. Well, I made another meme...

Haha, I love it Rex Fan.

I believe what 401 is saying is that is his reaction when someone posts three or more topics in a rather short time. 

Also, love the Rex eating King Kong, that would have probably been the outcome if Kong wasn't the main character. 

Glad you liked the pics.

Made yet another meme...

(I'm gonna end up making tons of these now)

Haha, now make one about Spino.

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

"Was a fish eater."

"People bitch when it's called a fish eater." 

I'm not the most creative as you can tell.

Here's a Spino one...

Haha, nice. I'm out for the night.

REX FAN 684 - Hahaha! Those are bloody marvelous! Thank you so much for sharing them! :)

   How many spinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero- trick question! They can't get through the cabinet to get the bulbs! ;)

@Mr.Happy9097 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but Spinosaurus' diet was not ONLY fish. For what I know, their diet was mainly based on fish, but not RESTRICTED to it. They would hunt ,for example, some Ouranosaurus once in a while. Don't want to start an argument, just saying! ;)

Also, this thread is hilarious! Really funny pictures! Hope I can add an image later!

(Make that Ceratosaurus famous!)

I know just as well as the next guy Spinojira, that Spino did not eat only fish. Like I said, a little joke never hurt anyone. 

@spinojira, that's the joke...Kind of an inside one at this point for the members that have been here a while...glad you liked it though.It was intended for a laugh like it is, not for anyone to get butthurt over

Here's 2 more I did...

Here's some:

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus

Get it?

(This isn't really a dinosaur joke, but you can't beat Raptor Logic)

Finally...

Like these?

Haha, so that's how Spino beat Rex; Rex let him win. A genius plan that backfired.

SCI-FI KING25 - Hahaha! That "Licensed to carry small arms" one was bloody fantastic! :)

One of these almost got me kicked from history class :D