Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-12-2014 1:27 PMOkay, this one just came up to me mere minutes ago, so I have tried my best to make this as good as possible.
However, this one has a slight twist... ;)
Now, imagine yourself in this situation!!!___________________________________________________________________
You have just survived the attack from Spinosaurus from the What do You Do? #4. The only items you have are the ones you didn't use to survive from the Spinosaurus. For those of you who chose death, let's just pretend you found a stick next to your car and fought the Spino with it, and made it back away. And let's just pretend you had a first-aid kit in the trunk which you used to heal your wounded leg.
I know, that part right there sounded irrational, but goddamn it I needed to make up some excuse. Now, your car however, ran out of gas by a very particular large cage. YOu did have some extra gas in a portable gas gallon container, but it was leaked when the Spino came to you. You really have no other choice and walk into the cage hoping there maybe gas inside the building beyond the cage. It is quite foggy in there. You just keep on walking when out of the fog comes a huge, nasty, hungy, angry mommy Pterosaur...
DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. THERE IS NO OTHER HUMAN ON THE ISALND, YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT WHO DECIDED TO TREAD THIS ISLAND TO TAKE PICTURES, AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS REALLY NOTCIEABLE AND I THINK I AM TAKING TO MUCH SPACE AND YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY IN HELL'S NAME I AM STILL GOING ON I MEAN I AM WONDERING MYSELF WHY I KEEP ON TYPING... MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO ONE BUT I AM FINDING THIS QUITE FUN... IF I KEEP ON GOING SURELY NO ONE WILL MISS ME STATING TO DISREGARD ERIC IN THE PICTURE. WELL COME TO THINK ABOUT I ALREADY HAVE WASTED TWO MINUTES OF MY TIME TYPING THIS. SERIOUSLY WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS I AM PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ THIS AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STILL BOTHERED READING THIS SEGMENT I GIVE YOU MY THANKS FOR YOUR VERY LONG ATTENTION SPAN.
Now going on, The Pterodactly grabs you and hoists you up to it's babies. There are 10 of them, and you are on top of a secluded rock, and if you jump off the rock you face improbable death. There is also the mother and the father, both the same size, standing aside waiting fot their babies to eat you and they will attack if you try to hurt them.
WHAT YOU HAVE
-The items you didn't use in the last What Do You Do?, which are stored in your backpack
-A back that contains:
-A whistle, flashlight, water bottle, box of mecicine containing 8 pills that treat stomach sicknesses, sunglasses, and a pistol with 8 rounds.
-You also have our clothes on and a cap
-You have nothing else with you on and your backpack and feel free to add details that do not go against these details.
Enjoy and have fun.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-13-2014 7:17 PMWell, which one of you is the real Gojira I may never figure out, but my alter ego is Mr.Happy, just so you guys are aware.
Did someone call for me?
No, now leave me alone, I'm cleaning my shotgun.
Alright, sorry.
It's fine, I understand. I'm a lunatic, but so are you.
I know.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-13-2014 7:21 PMI'm the real Gojira.
And I'm the one that pops up every now and then.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-13-2014 7:23 PMWell, you might want to edit what you said a little bit, or else all you're getting control of is a porta-john.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-13-2014 7:26 PMI not quite sure what you mean.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-13-2014 7:29 PMPoops up every now and then? Seriously? Re-read what you said.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-13-2014 7:40 PMOkay, now I see it. It's been fixed. Thanks for letting me know.
That could have been awkward.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-13-2014 8:40 PMthis topic should be renamed ''alter ego figth''
seriously sicne like the 13th coment nobody has talked about ''what would you do?''
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-13-2014 8:42 PMMaybe one of us should actually make a topic like that.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-13-2014 9:36 PMMWAH MWAH, I CHANGED THE TOPIC NAME!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-13-2014 9:41 PMDid you seriously just change the discussion name?
YES, NOW BEFORE ME!!!
Dude, I just took you to the Movies and you still insist on this war?
YES, I PLAN TO SOON TAKE OVER AND BEFRIEND DOZENS OF ALLIES!!! I SHALL TALK TO LITUENANT 9097.
What, I thought you guys were enemies!!!
THAT CAN CHANGE, RAPTOR!!! WE SHALL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION!!!
"We" means you.
BUT FOOL DO YOU REALISE I AM YOU.
Oh... Didn't see that coming...
HAHA! FOOL!
Dude we made a deal, if you stay off my account you could sleep in my house. Don't make me kick you out.
NO!!! yOU CAN'T DO IT TO ME!!! I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK BEING A MERE MORTAL EVER AGAIN!!!
You realise you still are a mortal right?
YES, BUT SOON WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT!
Well, starnge guy, he nows left... wonder where he went...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 4:28 AMCorrection. "We" Means "I," Lieutenant 9097 , will have world domination. 401, if you are willing to take orders from me, Lieutenant 9097, leader of the Rebellion, we can talk, if not, stay out if my way and consider yourself lucky I can't legally buy Vodka. Wait, I make the rules, screw that, I'm going to buy some Vodka.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 4:32 AMHey, anyone think I should do a special post for my 4000ty post? Like, any fight at all.
Yes, do a Rex vs Spino.
Not a Rex vs Spino, it pisses certain people off.
Well, if they don't like it, tell them they suck it. And if they get pissed off, lock the topic until they leave, no problem.
I'll think about that.
You're learning well.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 8:37 AMYes Mr. Happy, you should make a special fight.
Now look whose railing people up.
What? I didn't say he should do a Rex vs Spino.
Yes, but you know you want him to.
That is true. Mr. Happy maybe you could make a Rex vs Spino fight have no winner. Make a draw.
But what's the fun in that?
Because, if he does make it a draw, there would be no winner, and no one would get pissed off.
Must I repeat myself?
No! We are not starting another war single-handedly.
Fine. You the last one was fun for awhile.
Yeah, it was. You know, I'm actually starting to get used to you being here.
I'm touched. I'm getting used to you too.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 10:29 AMwOw
73 coments and most are from the same pepole
Sci-Fi King25
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 10:40 AMWell, I'm out of shotgun ammo, I used it to shoot the Spino in the face. Now, I shoot the mother Pteranodon in the head three times. I do the same to the father. seeing the babies, I take some pretty pictures, while also hurting them with flash photography. They're still staring at me, so I shine the flashlight at them. Then I leave them my safari jacket and jump into the river below me. I then swim out.
“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 11:26 AMWell I have no clue what's going on here and I think I'd rather not find out.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 12:23 PMWHY IT IS GOOD YOU HAVE ASKED REX FAN, JOIN ME AND LITEUNANT 9097 AND GOJIRA 2K SO WE MAY RULE IN WORLD DOMINATION.
What are you doing here AGAIN?
WHY ISN'T IT OBVIOUS YOU MORTAL FOOL, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER.
Won't say it again, if you don't shut up about this world domination, I will take you to the Aslyum.
FOOL, DO YOU REALISE THAT IF I GO TO AN ASLYUM YOU GO TO!!!
Yah, but you are a complete LUNATIC!!!
SO ARE YOU!!!
No I'm not!!!
HA! AS IF! I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU. I CAN READ YOUR MIND, ABOUT HOW ONE DAY YOU SHALL RULE THE FORUMS AND HAVE EVERYONE BOW-FJHVUHAIUDFWAYUEFGSDUIHGVSEIUHBVPWEUHASRIOCASRYTNCREHGIWGREIUWXMIWG
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Wow, sorry about that!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!?? WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU SLAM THE KEYBOARD AGAINST MY FACE!!!!
That does not concern you, now off we go to the First Aid Kit!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 1:17 PMUm, Captain? Are you implying that I am now your leader, AND the D.A.F. has allied with the Rebellion, ready to rule the world under the command of, I, Lieutenant 9097? If so, I like that idea.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 1:54 PMNO, I WAS THINKING WE COULD START ANOTHER GROUP... A GROUP WE START AFRESH...
Okay HOLD THE PHONE. There is no way in hell you are going to join the Rebellion.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO- SDIVBIASBOXFGYQYOWXWQREJFGX
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OWWWW!!!! sTOP SLAMMING MY FACE AGAINST THE kEYBOARD!!!
Serves you right
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 1:58 PMas long as im here you lunatics wont rule the world
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 2:01 PMA new group? Interesting. Might as well just call us the Empire, because we are taking over. The real question is when.
Haha 401, I get along with my alter ego, he understands me.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 2:03 PMNOW. YOU KNOW MY E-MAIL. YES WE SHALL PLAN OUR ORDER OF OPERATION NOW!!! AND GODAMNIT I KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND ME.
Oh, well you guys are not going to discuss anything on my watch.
REMEMBER PICOR101@GMAIL.CO
STOP!!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 2:09 PMSelf harm is not funny 401, now get yourself into therapy now, or I will be unable to give you tremendous power over the gaming world until you go through therapy.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 2:09 PMRELAX, LET'S SAY RAPTOR HAS WENT OUT FOR A WALK...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexJun-14-2014 2:13 PMI've got to go now actually. I need total darkness for planning, and my hands smell like death and decay. Probably that infection on the back of my palm. Speaking of which, betray me, and you'll get an autograph from, well, the back of my palm, for starters.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 2:14 PMIT'S OKAY, I HAVE TO GO ANYWAYS... RAPTOR IS RETUNING... I AM THE EMBODIMIENT OF DEATH, FEAR, AND EVIL ITSELF...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 2:29 PMAnd I am the Embodimient of lihe, hope and good.so dont try and conquer the world before me i will opress human kind to make a world of peace
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 2:32 PMHA!!! MORTAL FOOL!!! YOUR ARMY IS NOTHING!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
JRR
MemberCompsognathusJun-14-2014 2:37 PMwho said anithing about an army, il force you to do anithing i say with my mental powers and conquer the world haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusJun-14-2014 2:38 PMAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!! I AM DEATH ITSELF!!!NO ONE CAN FOOL ME OR CHEAT ME.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
