What Do You Do? #5

Id shoot the parents, wait until the hachlings calm down, then use the fish to lure the hachlings into the car, i can probably use them to distract any other predator i come across.

Easy, distract the babies with the fish, then shoot the parents with the pistol, 2 shots in each chest, and 1 shot in each head. With the parents out of the way, I simply give the bab pterosaurs flying lessons by kicking them off the nest and watching them fail miserably one by one, and plumet to the jagged rocks below. My stomach hurts, so I pop a pill and head down the rock.

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I'd die...

@Smaug- Glad you found a way to let the hatchlings survive!

@Jezza- Well you seem to have fun with the sight of failure...

@DinoSteve- And of course the casual "I'm gonna die what's the point?" reply...

Yes, indeed! We were missing that one! :D

Jokes apart, I'm not as superhero as all of you here. I'd rather stumble in the first rock in the path because of my clumsiness. End of the story. :P

Easy. I have a shotgun that has four shots left. I shoot the parents, twice each just to make sure they are dead, and beat the hatchlings with shotgun, until they leave me alone. If they don't, I will start shooting them with pistol. I don't have enough bullets to shoot all of them so I beat them to death with the shotgun. There are dead and I leave the nest, look for gas, find some, and try and find a way off the island.

@DinoSteve- well I sure am glad you filled the role!

EVERYONE TREMBLE BEFOR-

Shut it Captain 401.

YOU HAVE NOT-

SHUT UP. Sorry.

@Gojira2K- Well you seem very confident of yourself!!! Poor babies though, I should have given them a better option, oh well...

YOU, JOIN ME IN MY-

Last time Captain 401, shut it before I punish you.

Raptor,

I gave myself options. It's not like I didn't make so they could survive.

I don't get the other part.

gojira2k didnt you red the other coments captian 401 is his maniac ''alter ego''

I justweny back and read the comments. I get it know. My Alter Ego comes up every now and then. 

I back!

Oh no, he's back!

Yes, yes I am. I will join you Captain 401. Together we will rule th-

No, no you will not. We have been over this many times. You don't join anyone. In other words, SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I can't promise anything.

-Gojira

-Captain2K

2K, stand down and consider yourself lucky the Lieutenant hasn't seen this yet. 

Yes, sir.

Finally! He's left, hopefully.

YESSS!!!!!!!!! 2K WE SHALL GO AND KILL ALL OF THE-

Shut up!!! We have been through this!!! THERE IS NO WAR, DAMN IT!!!

OH BUT SOON WE SHALL WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE!!!

Look, if you don't stop, I will take away video game privileges-

OKAY!!! I will back off now!

Sorry Captian401, if I join you I will be in big trouble with with Lieutenant 9097.

There is no war! Don't make me take away your TV privileges.

Fine! I wiil leave.

Good. I hope I won't see you again for awhile.

Ouch! Such hostility!

2K, you ditch me, and that's where what's left of you will be found. 

Well, the Lieutenant is back.

Yes, I know, Lieutenant I don't want to die!!

Lieutenant, you brought him back again! It will take forever to get him to go away.

Don't worry this is my last message, unless someone speaks directly to me.

You better hope so. Otherwise, no Swamp People for you,

No, please, not that!

Then stay quiet!

And there isn't a war unless I say so. Without me, the Rebellion is nothing, and I ain't going anywhere, so anyone who stands in the way is f*cked. If there is a war, there isn't at the moment, because I said so.

Oh 2K, if it's death you're afraid of, don't worry, that won't happen, immedietly. It may come in the hospital, a day or so after, but is won't be present when it happens. 

*Shouting from distant room* Are you on the computer again? I told you not to talk to people outside who you know.

No! I'm not god dammit! I'm talking to myself! Sometimes, I need expert advice.

Sir, you are the best military commander I have ever seen. Please don't kill me, please!!

I said shut up!

I said I would be quiet unless someine addressed me.

Good point. Now stay quiet.

I will, don't worry. Lieutenant, I know how you feel. Sometimes I need it too.

What did I just say.

Sorry.

2K, you have a high position of authority in my perfect world. Once we take over, you will get anything you want, besides total control, that's my job. 

Are you plotting to take over the world again?

Maybe.

I told you to write it down, not post it on the internet.

That's a good idea. Are you sure I'm the lunatic? You're an evil genius.

Thanks.

Good. Will I get the Godzilla Forum once we win?

Okay, it's fine to talk to other people, but I draw the line at plotting to take over the world.

This is not plotting to take over the world. This is asking a simple question.

That was not a simple question. You are asking what you would get if when you win the world.

Fair enough. I could always discuss it with you?

I'd be okay with that.

Shall we start?

Okay! I will get a pen and paper. Maybe me, you, Lieutenant, and Mr. Happy could discuss notes.

That would be fun!

This topic is no longer a "What do you do?" topic, it is a War topic now.

I don't see why not. And yes, planning could be fun. Email me. If you don't have Mr.Happy's email, PM him.

Are you giving out my email again!?

No.

Fair enough. Tell Gojira that Spino vs Sarchosuchus will be done tomorrow morning at the latest. 

Why do I have to tell him?

Because you're at the friggin computer, and he is your follower. Maybe participate in the discussion.

2K, did you hear that? Your fight is coming up soon.

What would I do? Well, it goes a little like this.

Well, I would grab the assault rifle I always keep with me, shoot all ten babies in the lower body, whip out my knife and slash the parent's throats, then smash the babies head in. 

There wasn't an assault rifle given though

I don't listen to rules, I make them. If I want an assault rifle, I will damn well change the rules to do that.

How many times do I have to tell you, there is no war.

Awesome! Can't wait to read it!

So do I! And no, there is no war!

I know that. I just thought we could plan for a future war, that might actually happen this time.

Far enough.

Lieutenant, if you keep an assault riffle in your car, then you could have it.

He's got a point.

More like jacked up truck. Aw hell, it's a diesel, I don't need no damn gas. What was I thinking going in there? Oh yeah, I wanted to kill something. 

I know how you feel sometimes.

No, no you don't! You're evil but, you are not that evil!

You don't know.

Yes I do. We are the same person.

Good point.  You have to admit, you feel that way sometimes.

No I don't!

Yes, you do.

No!

Admit it.

No!

Admit it!

Fine, I do feel that way sometimes, but not as much as you.

Finally!