Spinosaurus Conspiracy Theory

You dont have to worry about delta, he is no longer our leader.

The whole war is over...

actually the spinosaurus in JP3 was John Hammond who was turned into a vampire werespinosaurus accidentally

which explain his ferocity, his ability to survive in the daylight, his troll like regeneration, and his ninja like teleportation 

If another war breaks out, I'm sticking with the werewolves...and the werebears.

401, are you underestimating the rebellion again? Without Delta, a bigger lunatic is in charge.

Not that into vampires and sh!t myself, but apparently half the budget in the twilight films is glitter, and next to nothing is Kristen Stewart's acting lessons. Just what internet memes say.

Mr. Happy,

The internet memes are correct.

That is true, without Delta a bigger lunatic will be in charge. Unless Mr. Happy takes over.

@Jezza Nice pictures!

@Mr Happy- Not into Vampires and stuff like that myself, but I really wanted to make another spoof post. And yes, from what my sisters told me, since they were unfortunately forced to watch Twilight, they told me that Twilight was stupid and boring.

Raptor-401,

Yes, it really was stupid and boring. I feel sorry for myself and your sisters for watiching those movies. But it really was a funny post Raptor.

Carnosaur, not in the climax. From what I remember, it wasn't even in the film all that much (at least to the point where the daytime-nightime ratio would even matter)

Uh, Gojira, is not sure who you're referring to as being a bigger lunatic than Delta, but I was referring to his second in command, me, Lieutenant 9097.

Mr. Happy,

I'm just joking. No, you are not a lunatic Mr. Happy. As the March Hare from Alice in Wonderland says, "We're all little mad."

Thanks Gojira. But yeah, I hope I never have to see those movies...