
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMay-20-2014 1:50 PM
Here it is, a fight of Rex and SPino brawling!!!
Alright, just kidding, this isn't a Rex vs. Spino fight. I just wanted to make sure you clicked here and you are reading this. Also I like joking around by scaring people. XD. Sorry if I almost gave any of the moderators heart attacks. You can get revenge on me anytime.
So, here it is, some dino puns and jokes!!!
Why Can't you hear a Pterodactly pee?
The 'p' is silent!!!
How would you know if a dinosaur was sleeping with you in your bed?
You would hear Dino-snores!!!
How do dinosaurs cut paper?
They use dino-cee-sors!!!
And last but not least,
Why did the Spinosaurus cross the road?
Because the Why did the chicken croos the road wasn't invented yet!!!
I know, this was pretty terrible, please forgive me for making this discussion in the first place. This whole week has just been off for me. I promise I won't do this thype of thing ever again.
Also, click Here: Rex Comic to see see a funny comic about the T-Rex!!!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!