DD401- Fight #1!!!

Alright, here is the fight!!! It is what you all have been waiting for!!! Before reading, I would like to give my final thanks to Mr. Happ9097 for helping me on this!!!

CONESTANTS

Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!

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Well, modernized...

(Evolution can be cruel...) Let's just call this MD-Rex...

And we have a new dinosaur!!!

Dilopopesaurus

This creature mainly hunted anything Scientific and any dinosaur that was part of the Athiestauristic group.

And now we got Barney!!! Who wouldn't love this thing!!!

We all hate this mofo, so let's put him in this fight!!

We also have Niccolas Broncageius

You seriously just have to love the way the Internet treats Nicolas Cage.

And we got everyone's favorite monster bird, The Velociraptor!!!

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On a Motherf*cking Shark...

And FInally, we got the KING OF THE KOOPAS,

BOWSER!!!

Who wouldn't love this badass!!!

Begin! 

It was a normal day for Barney. He danced with some kids, sang with them, and then went to sleep under the playground. What he didn't know, was that he was being watched. The Dilopopesaurus was in search of anything scientific so he could destroy it. Dilopopesaurus also hunted Athiestaurs whenever it was hungry. Barney, a dinosaur, was scientific, so Dilopopesaurus decided Barney was to be destroyed in the name of God the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

He was about to take Barney out while he was still asleep, but something else showed up. A rocket hit the Dilopopesaurus head on, and he was blown back, and Barney was woken up. Out came the Shark Raptor, and he jumped off his shark in the pond, and attacked the Dilopopesaurus. The Dilopopesaurus prayed for help while speaking in Latin. The Velociraptor was confused by the action, and he attacked. The Dilopopesaurus hit the Velociraptor with his golden cross, knocking it back. 

Barney wasn't sure what to do. He was used to singing and dancing with small children, not fighting dangerous predators. He didn't see the shark, and he sat down on a bench next to the pond. The shark attacked him, pulling him into the water. After a struggle, something stepped out of the pond, and it wasn't Barney. Something BIG happened to Barney…

BARNEY was… EVOLVING…

INTO…

Yourfukedosaurus Rex!!! (B-REX)

A modern day T-Rex (MD-Rex) was walking, looking for corn to eat. It was unaware of how close to the carnage it was, and he was attacked by something else. A Broncaggieus attacked it. Both creatures tumbled into the park, and they rolled over the Dilopopesaurus before stopping. The Dilopopesaurus looked at them and started swinging his cross. He connected with MD-Rex and sent it to the pond. 

Bowser was walking near the park. He was looking for a way to kidnap Princess Peach since the defenses in the Mushroom Kingdom have been upgraded, and he couldn’t get near the front of the castle, even though he could breathe fire quite easily, so God knows why the poor bastard hasn’t even though of burning the castle gates down. He heard the fight, and went to check it out. He saw the fight, but he wasn't interested, thinking it was some sort of joke. Then again, he remembered how he was always in a fight involving a chubby Italian Plumber Named Mario who he would always lose to by a simple jump to the head or a swinging of a tail. He also then remembered of how the one and single only reason of why he would lose was because he would completely tell Mario how to defeat him word for word…

(I’m serious… when you first meet him he describes to you in great detail on how to defeat him)

http://youtu.be/qFtrLFuxkXo?t=9m22s

The Dilopopesaurus sensed Bowser, and he tossed his cross in that direction. The cross hit Bowser's head, and Bowser picked it up and threw it back as he stepped into the battleground. Bowser looked around for a moment. There was a shark in the pond, a Velociraptor fighting the Broncagieus, a B-Rex (Barney's new form), and the strange Pope dinosaur in front of him. 

Bowser had no idea what to do. The scene before him was like something out of a pot induced dream. The Dilopopesaurus hissed, and Bowser used his fire breath in response. The Dilopopesaurus was scorched, and there was nothing more than the charred remains after only a minute. Now what was left was just holy ashes of the Dilopopesaurus. His ghost was seen heading up to Heaven.

The Velociraptor had finished off the Brincagieus with his RPG by shoving the rocket down his throat and setting it off. Due to the minimum distance the rocked must travel before going off, the Velociraptor had time to jump off with his launcher before the Bromcagieus exploded. There was Bowser, the Velociraptor, Barney, and maybe the MD-Rex. Bowser looked at the pond, and the MD-Rex had been picked clean by the shark. 

The Velociraptor had reloaded his launcher, and he shot at Bowser. Bowser ducked, and the rocket hit a tree. The Velociraptor was unsure of what to do. He watched Bowser incinerate the Dilopopesaurus, and now he's out of ammunition. He decided to leave, and he ran to the pond. The shark swam away, and Bowser looked at the B-Rex. 

The B-Rex walked towards Bowser, and Bowser used FIRE at the B-REX. But FIRE had no effect on B-REX!!!

The B-Rex used BITE on Bowser, but he used DEFENSE on the attack and punched the B-Rex's head. The B-Rex stumbled to the side, and then it looked at Bowser again. Before it could attack, the Dilopopesaurus's prayer was answered. The B-Rex's head exploded, blood and shreds of skull everywhere. Bowser had no idea about what to do, and he left.

Winner..... Bowser

Wasn't around until the end, and he was the strongest in the fight anyway… which makes you wonder why he always loses to a batch of plumbers…

BOWSER gained 1000 Experience points!

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