*News Update on the War*

Why in the hell would we execute a POW? That's bloody insane. What's next, gonna bomb a city for no reason?

EMP's are set.

Okay, I will follow the rules and I do as Mr. Happy said. If there is no rule about anything, I will do it.

If I recall, Bombing Is allowed...

(It ties in with the Radar system... I think its only areial bombing though... We may need fresh eyes to go over the decloration...) 

Gotta love loopholes. For example, if a vehicle is lifted really high and you can't get insurance, remove the lift kit so the thing sits factory hieght, get it insured, and then put the lift kit back in.

Alright.

Nothing says "Get off my lawn quite like a shotgun," except for C4! 

Phase two complete, C4 planted, troops are being extracted via Megalodon.

Troops have reached scuba gear drop zone.

Scuba gear is equipped.

Mega's have reached cruising depth of 200 feet below surface.

Operation Desert Storm commencing. 

Can't wait to see what that does.

And while Alpha squad is headed for their position, Bravo squad is headed for their destination for Operation Deep Freeze, Charlie squad is going to start with Operation Takeover Down Under, and Delta squad is headed for Operation Backup.

Finally, after nine months of non stop training, the SSSS is ready for action and headed for Operation Clear Cut, possibly the most difficult operation to date.

WHy would you say your operations out loud? they don't matter to us anyway. All of those operations are meaningless.

Like I'd give specific locations. My armies are masters of camouflage. Since you guys have oversized armies, we must resort to stealth. 

Do you believe in ghosts?

I won't say what I think of ghosts because i am suspicious you might use it against me.

Still, camouglauge or not, you guiys will lose regardless. And at Area 401 we can create ANYTHING.

Does area 401 use electricity? Or is it nuclear energy? Or solar and/or wind power?

I won't say anything. Never give info to the enemy.

Fair enough. Looks like I'll have to find out for myself.

Eh, you don't know where it is. Regardless, we will win.

I don't need to know where it is to find it. I can make some educated guesses however, and that I will do.

Hmm. Please do, lol.

If it's on Earth, I will find it. Assuming American arrogance knows no limits, I know where I'm checking first.

Um... I am actually Mexican. And I think No Racism should be allowed.

Eh, you will never find out where it is anyway.

I know you're Mexican, I was just saying. Since the US of A has the largest army, it's safe to assume that their most secret labs would be in the US of A. 

Hmmm, Area 401. Sounds familiar from somewhere. I do believe I know where it is.

Um, no, you never will. Just to let you know, I am not I guess you could say "Extremely" Mexican. My parents are just Mexican. As a matter of fact, I beleive I am whiter than most white people...

What state do you live in?

Thats fine. I'm still allowed to guess.

I would say but it's wartime.

You still are allowed to guess, guessing is always allowed it's just that I don't think ANYONE should give out info publicy in wartime.

*Smiles, puts on sunglasses, ball cap, t shirt, shorts and sunscreen* 

Delta squad is headed for Arizona!

Well, I will tell you the base isn't here in Arizona.

Raptor, you live in Arizona?

Maybe. I could live anywhere. For all you know I could live in the moon.