On Your Knees

Deltadromeus
MemberCompsognathusApril 18, 20142628 Views19 RepliesThis is commander, no, ahem, Lord, no still not right, Emperor Delta speaking Ya, that sounds nice.
Anyways, this is your last chance to pledge alliance with me. You don't even have to fight, but you can't support the enemy. Joining me shall get you almost anything you want and a high power of control over the planet. There are a few rules, but those are easy.
1: I'm in charge.
2: When I'm not around, Leuitenant 9097 is.
3: If neither are around, my Utahraptor Strife is the law.
4: You will not betray. Doing so will result in sever punishment.
5: If I ask something of you, then do it.
6: You hold power, but if I don't like something, it goes.
7: If you aren't a great power holder, then you have to follow the basic rules. (You should know them, if you don't, you're sent to the gallows)
8: When I have the forum, then I'll go out and conquer the rest of the world.
Don't worry, when the world is mine, I will be nice and fair. I am a kind Tyrant Dictator Overlord. Well, this is your final chance to join me. If you haven't picked a side, and want to be recruited, I will allow it. If you are on the other side, this is your final warning, join me, surrender, or die. Those are your three options.
Also, on the subject of "The bad guy always loses" look at it from my way. You are preventing my goal of merciless world conquest. You are the bad guys in my point of view. Think on it.
Emperor Delta, off
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