*CODE RED* Dinosaur Threat

I would join, but remember, in April, ANYONE can be a raptor...

EVEN YOU! XD

The 7th Bistahievosaur Battalion, 5376930, lieutenant 2K.

Oh, Leitenant 9097, you treacherous little bastard. This means war Paden. THIS!! MEANS!!! WARRR!!!!!!!

This is commander Delta, going solo. 

(I can't believe you would betray me Leuitenant 9097, your fired.)

Delta, your army has lost against Mr. Happy's gun collection.

You win this round, bit I have something you don't! *starts laughing pyscoticaly* Dilophosaurus! Aka, code name Pope

Actually, evidence shows it was almost impossible for Dilophosaurs to spit venom...

I don't care about logic *my precious, logicses doesn't apply to uses, doesn't it? No, that stupid logic knows Nothing! Hehehe* 

(Hobbit reference there) 

(This is the Delta's Utahraptor, I think commander has gone mad. Mayday mayday, abandon ship. Dont panic however, this is usual for the rouge dinosaurs.)

Face it, Delta you can't win.

Funny, none of us have exactly seen this army, have we?

This is the Utahraptor speaking, I have taking over Delta's profile while he is *ahem* off in a little ball somewhere in a corner. There is a reason for the raptor army needs stealth, we don't have 9097's Compy numbers. We just have our stealth and brain. Plus, you don't need to see them. 9097 has, and that's plenty. I've been through this before. Delta will recover. Just let the let the rouge dinosaurs subside. Also, don't let him near any guns/and or Troodon with antimatter weapons. They have been knows to be loyal and traitors, and are probably the cause the uprising. Be warned. I'm not sure whose's side Delta is on.

(cue epic music)

Alpha 759 has arrived with his army of acros and velociraptors, armed with Insineration Cannons (Halo 4) and SAW's (Halo 4, again).

ALL KNEEL BEFORE THE ALPHA 759!!!

(uncue epic music){is uncue even a word?}

BUM-BUM-BUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Code Red indeed. The Compies are ready when you are Major General. 

One question? Are Velociraptors immune to snow? It is seriously snowing outside right now. 

And I'm just sitting here with my collection of Dinosaur models.

Lock them in a dark room and you can bring them back out at the beggining of next month. 

How did I manage to survive for so long in this death trap which I call 'home'?

Is it bad that I have a T. Rex girlfriend?

*Sniper rifle loading is heard*

Major General "Ghost" at your service. I'm not in any sort of army currently. I prefer to work solo. Oh, one second, gotta give my Utahraptor a bit of steak.

     Alright, I'm back. I'm in Fort Sentry as we speak. I'll join, as long as I get to keep my six guns, grenade belt, ammo packs, armor, and Ninja, my Utahraptor. If so, you have Mjr. Genral Ghost 74225 on your side.

*Puts on sunglsses*

Alright, let's start the show.

I have a new member to my militia, the Easter Bunny, Peter Cottontail!

Now we have something to fight Delta's army with on their own ground.

*Laughs phycotically*

FEAR ME!