Velociraptors- They are here with us

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Raptor-401

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As everyone knows, April is the National Velociraptor Awareness month.

http://www.velociraptors.info/

In the site above, read carefully as it gives absolutely CRUCIAL safety tips of Velociraptor Attack Prevention. However, Velociraptors are commonly known to look like this:

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Velociraptors_%28Jurassic_Park%29

However, this is COMPLETELY WRONG. New study shows that over 65 million years of Evolution, Velicraptors now are among us, living as humans.

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Even then, they are starting to spread quickly. new pictures are spreading everywhere, quite quickly.

http://cubiclebot.com/pictures/anyone-missing-a-bitey-velociraptor/#!DUKgU

Please everyone, take some guns and fight against these creatures! April is the month where Velociraptors spread.

Be cautious!

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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tyrant963
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tyrant963April 13, 2014

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! VELOCIRAPTORS?! Where is my shotgun!

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DeltadromeusApril 13, 2014

Excellent! The month of the apocalypse is beginning! My army, march into position!

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Sci-Fi King25April 13, 2014

Velocirators? Oh gosh...I'll gather the team and purchase a bunker. You're welcome to stay! Anyways, thanks for posting this safety guide 401! Wait...how do we know YOU'RE not a Velociraptor?!

(Trust no one in Velociraptor season...No one...)

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Gojira2KApril 13, 2014

It is time to fight back. The humans will lead the revolution. Gather my friends and we will win the war.

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.

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x_paden_xApril 13, 2014

"GENRAL QUARTERS, GENERAL QUARTERS!!! ALL personel, man your battlestations, this is not a drill, INitiate Raptor Threat Delta Charlie."

(Made the mistake of forgetting it was raptor awareness month...)

Major General x_paden_x Commanding Officer of the Royal Special Operations Dinosaur Corp, We are awaiting orders.

*Decides that for the rest of this month, will either dress in combats, or a safari uniform*

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

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Rex Fan 684April 13, 2014

Guess I better sleep with one eye open tonight and my rifle by my side.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

Fear not evryone!

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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Rex Fan 684April 13, 2014

Crap. I guess this was a bad time to wear bacon covered pants.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

That made me laugh more than that should have! Man, I love making spoofs and jokes on this forum... the best part is when people are happy with your funny post! :)

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

Yes, SciFiKing, what if I am a velociraptor!!!???

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Rex Fan 684April 13, 2014

Haha, glad I was able to give you a good laugh. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some normal pants I need to change into.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

be careful, wtach out for them Raptors... Your own FAMILY adn NEIGHBORS could be after you, haha.

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Rex Fan 684April 13, 2014

They're not the problem. It's my dog I'm watching. She gives the puppy face and instantly subdues you. I'm worried she's really a raptor, lol.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

Check for signs of her being a raptor by checking the official site for the Velociraptor Awareness Month!

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DeltadromeusApril 13, 2014

Hey, that's my velociraptor in the picture! I named her Muldoon, after the hunter she killed. Oh, right, wasn't supposed to say that.

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Raptor-401April 13, 2014

He survived in the book...

why did Muldoon have to die in the movie...

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DinoSteve93April 14, 2014

We. Must. Be. Prepared.

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Something RealApril 14, 2014

Saints Alive! This girl had no idea April was Raptor Awareness Month! Okay! I've got a 1911 .45, a Remington 300 Shotgun with plenty of bear-suppressant shot, and an M14 modified with a Green-Dot scope. I'm pretty sure I have at least 50 rounds for each weapon, so I believe I have a solid defense base. Now, you are all free to fortify-up with me and use any of the aforementioned weapons as I've no extensive training with any of them! :)

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UCMP 118742April 14, 2014

I don't have any means of protecting me whatsoever. I'll have to pray and hope that they'll prefer some steak and Oreos over me.

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

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Raptor-401April 14, 2014

Thanks everyone for participating!

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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Raptor-401June 29, 2014

Ahhh... The post that started all of it...

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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