The Legacy of Raptor401: The Next Generation: Chapter 5

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, dealing with April fools jokes. Besides drinkin beer and wastin bullets, that's my kinda night. Usually, there's one in every crowd, but the bullets are in the gun with you guys. I'll just roll that barrel out and grab my red solo cup because it's five o clock somewhere. Maybe I'll drink a beer and ride my big green tractor and listen to the night train because that's the only way I know. 

Seriously, respond to the references you guys caught onto there, I put a whole crap load in there.

Dude, aren't you 15?

That's right, I just made a bunch of country references because that my kind of party. How do you like me now? Every storm runs out of rain, but until then, I'm still cleaning this gun. What hurts the most with these jokes is that they're so predictable and I still fall for them. Eh, gonna take a look at my dirt road diary and hang out with my blood brothers tomorrow and enjoy fast cars and freedom, maybe take a little ride in my Jeep since I'm crazy enough.

Okay...

...I don't know anything about country folklore and culture...

Hey, I can drink to that all night. This is how we roll. Now I'm gonna sit back and play it again because tonight it's bottoms up and I'm just lettin' the night roll. MrHappy, you know what I'm talkin about. It's a helluva life.

PS- More country references, haha

A few members will catch on.

I will never drink beer EVER in my life.

Truck yeah, I see you.

I guess so...

Country must be country wide. Right now I'm just chillin it. Gotta love that American ride.

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Down in the trailerhood I've got beer for my horses. I was blown away that 401 didn't get any of them. It was great the way we had it before everything became automatic. It takes all kinds of kinds, but the boys round here seem up for a hell raisin' good time.

...Please don't bring me into this...

 Yet another reference. Gonna get a little mud on the tires tomorrow when I'm not online. Almost at 3 000 posts. I wonder if I could hit that making country references. I'm gonna stay here until I hit 3000.

I can't wait till I get to...

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That joke is so overused.  

I know, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

I might go redneck crazy with these jokes. 

Which jokes? Why so serious?

Yet another reference. Really have to make these obvious or you won't pick up on it. Honkytonk badonkadonk.

It's a me, Mario!

That's all I could come up with...

I'm bout out of references. Damn shame too, almost had some whiskey in my water.

STOP IT.

Really? Don't ask me no questions. 

Just kidding, it's just that we always seem to talk back and forth a lot in my discussions...

Nothing wrong with that. I'm ready for warm weather so I can be in suntan city without having to go on vacation down south.

I know, I like it when we have conversations. I like it.

Seriously, I have no god damn clue of what you are talking about.