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Shameful Sequels - Jurassic Park 3

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 4:30 PM

Sorry for the recent reign of Jurassic Park 3 hate, but I found a video that perfectly describes why the movie sucks. No offense to those who liked the movie.

 

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I'm sorry, but best 20+ minutes I'll ever get out of Jurassic Park 3. They pussifiied the Tyrannosaurus. Too funny. Its only weakness is trees.

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x_paden_x

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 5:40 PM

Yes, JP3 wasn't the best of the JP Trilogy, However, It was made, where we could've just ended up with Two movies instead of three with an upcoming fourth.

 

 

I'll admit, I really disliked it... It didn't have much of an underlaying plot, It didn't fit into the storyline quite right. However, It showed us more of Sorna, What ingen was hiding... It gave us more insight to the JP Universe... 

 

There must always be a fall guy, the lesser man, Unfortunately That had to Be JP3...

 

If you follow what was supplied to the audience after filming about why they did everything, It makes more sense. The film comes together. They did bring Rex's ability to withstand shit down, But that was bound to happen. 

 

The reason people don't like it is, Simply because they don't like change, The Spino represented change... 

 

 

 

Still JP3 is my least favourite.

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 5:48 PM

I guess. The movie still sucked, and I thought the video was funny.

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Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 5:49 PM

At first, I used to dislike JP 3 simply for the fight scene. However, after I grew up a little and my knowledge of dinosaurs expanded, I have changed my opinion. It's not bad because of the fight scene. It's bad because of the fight scene and 80 percent of the rest of the movie. Now, I use the term bad loosely here. It was a decent movie, but not a Jurassic Park good by any means.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 5:55 PM

I just thought that the movie was just overall decent.

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 5:58 PM

Did you watch the whole video? The jokes about the Spino's only weakness being trees? JP 3 being decent but not Jurassic Park good out of the way, I thought the video was hilarious. Oh the things I do when I should be studying.

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Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 6:00 PM

I agree Raptor. A decent movie. But a "bad" Jurassic Park, if that makes sense.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:02 PM

It makes sense, Rex Fan. I didn't wacth the whole video because I saw the type of guy he was, and I dodn't reeally like those type of people when it comes to comedy videos.

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 6:02 PM

Decent as a movie, bad as a Jurassic Park. JP 3 is to us what Godzilla 1998 is to the Gojiranuts. Honestly, it wasn't great by movie standards, but look at all the jokes that it's the butt of.

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Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 6:05 PM

I'd give JP a 5/5, TLW: JP a 4/5 or a 4.5/5, and JP 3 a 3/5. That's just me though.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 6:06 PM

I'd give JP a 5, TLW a 4.5, and JP3 a 2.5.

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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:07 PM

Well, I think all of the movies tried to make a different approach. The first one was made for enjoyment for all ages of audiences, the kids love it for the dinos, and young adults like it for the theme and the plot. THe Lost World surprised me when they made a little bit darker than the first film, and it showed us of how everything was still NOT over. Jurassic Park 3 just tried to scare you, and I think that's just it.

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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:08 PM

JP= 10/10

TLW= 10/10

(I actally can't decide which one I like more.)

JP3= 6/10

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 6:09 PM

Good point 401. That and carry out Horner's "Rex is a scavenger" theory. It's fine that you didn't watch the whole video, but I thought it was the best thing about JP3 yet, and his expressions made it so much better. Did you at least get to the point with the sub titles with the Raptors? "Oh no! Our only weakness! Smoke!" 

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x_paden_x

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 6:10 PM

Yes, But Really? Planes jsut don't crash like that... Unless it got bone stuck in the engine, However, It was only the right engine, Most two engine planes are designed in emergancy situations, to be able to use just one engine, Not as fast, but it should still work. 

 

It was a decent movie, It had the JP Movie feeling to it, But it didn't quite fit.

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 6:11 PM

I can agree with what you said Raptor. They tried to make JP 3 into a monster movie. I think the problem is Jurassic Park isn't a monster movie. It's an action packed, thrill ride. Godzilla or Pacific Rim could be called monster movies(depends on your point of view). But Jurassic Park is not.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:12 PM

Yah, I think Rex was half hunter and half scavenger, I think it might of used it's strenght to steal food from othercarnivores. No, unfortuantely, I did not get that far, but that is true, it was just smoke, nothing special in it, really...

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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:15 PM

Yah, I think JP 3 tried to make all the dinosaurs seem like super villain killers. It didn't really have a theme to make you reflect on after you watch the movie. If you've read the book versions of Jurassic Park and the Lost World, they both had multiple themes to make you think about how far man can go scientifically and what we should NOT do. JP 3 just tried to scare you and made our favorite DInosaurs into some type of legendary monsters, like Big foot or something.

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Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 6:20 PM

I agree perfectly.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:25 PM

I think I like the Lost World more when it comes to the theme.

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Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-24-2014 6:32 PM

All around, my favourite was the original. As for the theme, I liked the dark approach taken by TLW better. All around, the original was my favourite though.

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Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusMar-24-2014 6:34 PM

Yah, but it still bothers me how much they changed the characters from the book of The Lost World to the movie, but hey, you have to judge a movie by a movie, not by it's book.

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Great Leonopteryx

MemberCompsognathusMar-24-2014 7:00 PM

colorful ninja dinosaurs

Invincible Overly Attached Spinosaurus

ninja kids (Billy and Eric)

and the great dino shaman dr. Grant (remember the part where he has a vision about how the raptor is going to look like and the part where he pick up some dino dungs and smells it before he realize that they're inside a bird cage)

yep, JP3 is cool, but it made me laugh a lot, although not as much as when I watched carnosaur 2 and 3

Something Real

MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-26-2014 8:46 AM
I honestly have difficulty sitting down to watch JP3. I cringe at some of the silly dialogue and the poor light in which they cast some of the characters - especially Dr. Grant. He was such a believable character in the first film, but he seemed...downplayed in JP3. The whole thing with the hat (harkening to Indiana Jones) also made me a tad queasy. William H. Macey is still a decent-looking fellow, though; loved him in Sahara! Well, not as much as Mathew's character in the film, but you know what I'm driving at.

AlanGif

MemberCompsognathusMar-30-2014 8:43 AM

My reaction after seeing and thinking about this movie:

Speaking of which, anyone noticed at the end of this movie when Alan Grant said what the Pteranodons were looking for a place to make a nest? This part is very stupid, because they had made a nest in the aviary and abandoned their cubs. It's hard for me to see this movie again.

Billy Brennan - Like computers do not like? Alan Grant - I like the abacus, Billy.

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusApr-01-2014 8:31 PM

Come on, this movie wasn't THAT bad!

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