My Thoughts on "Jurassic Park" 3

I'm not trying to sound like King of the assholes when I say what is about to be stated.

I honestly strongly dislike the movie. There was little to no story, and then they added to it with the Raptor egg sub plot. I didn't get the Jurassic Park feeling when I watched that movie because there was so little that is related to Jurassic Park. Besides the fact that there was Grant and Sattler, what did that movie have in common with the other two movies?

It seemed to me that the Spinosaurus was hunting the crew. In the first Jurassic Park, the Tyrannosaurus appeared to be acting more in self defence than aggression. In the second Jurassic Park, the Tyrannosaurs were defending their offspring and felt a need to defend the area from the humans that had invaded their territory. In the first two Jurassic Parks, the T-Rex was heard coming, there was always the steady booming of the footsteps and the ripples in the water.

In the Third Jurassic Park, the Spinosaurus suddenly materialized out of thin air and attacked the people. Seriously, the thing was larger the Tyrannosaur it killed, but it was only heard coming when the damn phone rang in its gut. The phone was ringing in it's damn stomach! A dinosaur that size would have muffled out the ringing of the phone.

The Spinosaurus seemed f*cking invincible in that movie. A plane crashed into its sail and crashed, and when we saw the Spinosaurus again, no damage to its sail. The Spinosaurus was getting pushed around by the Tyrannosaurus, and when it freed itself, no damage to its neck.

The story was next to non existent for me. The character development sucked, and the sub plot was pointless. A kid is stuck on an island and a man and his wife trick a world renowned Palaeontologist into looking for him. Take out the world renowned Palaeontologist part, and you've got Nim's Island with dinosaurs. What was the point of the sub plot? Look! People are stupid! This guy took Raptor eggs from a nest! That's just as dumb as the woman using the megaphone. Using a megaphone on an island filled with dinosaurs is like cutting your arm off and going for a swim in shark infested waters. You might as well put on a meat hat while you're at it.

Now for something positive. They somehow got Sam Neill and Laura Dern in the movie, and the sniper rifle was cool.