Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-22-2014 7:02 PMYou are calmy walking through the middles of Isla Sonar, when you stop and see a Velociraptor come behind you.
Then, out of the trees comes out the whole pack.
THEN, out of the trees comes out a T-rex.
They both want to eat you. You run out of the way because the raptors jump on the Rex and they fight, for they are both desperate for food.
WHAT YOU HAVE
You have a Pistol with 8 rounds.
You have Air freshener, only one bottle, half full.
YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE
MORE DETAILS
It is day time, the Rex is a young adult, and the raptor pack and the Rex have an equal chance of one winning or the other. There are no buildings nearby. Feel free to add details if it doesn't go against any of these details.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-22-2014 7:17 PMHmmmmmm. Let's see.
While the Raptors and Rex are fighting, I run for the nearest cover I can find. I find a small cavern, and pray that the Rex wins. From there, I wait. One Raptor comes running at me like a bat out of hell, so I shoot it and then leave, thinking the Raptors won. I start looking for the boat I came in, but it's 100 yards off shore. One more Raptor comes at me, and I gun it down. I'm about 50 yards off shore when the Tyrannosaurus comes out of the trees. It had battle wounds everywhere, and part of a Raptor hanging off its jaw. That's when I realize the two Raptors were the only survivors and the Rex was eating, but he's still hungry. The Rex starts swimming after me, and he's going to reach me before I reach the boat. I throw the air freshened can at the Rex, and it lands in front of it. I then shoot the can when the Rex is close, and the Rex turns and swims away, thinking I can do that again. I reach the boat and start it up and leave while flipping the bird at the Island, yelling "Three tries and you've failed every time! Next crisis!"
Sorry it wasn't longer and better, you didn't really give me much to work with.
That pistol is a Ruger Mark 2 (or 3, one of those two is a revolver) chambered for .45 ACP, so a Velociraptor could be taken down by that pistol.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-22-2014 7:23 PMYah, i kind of just took some random picture of a pistol off the Internet. I would have gotten a giant stick and when some raptors came one by one I would bash their heads with the stick since evidence shows Raptor bone was very hollow. I will try to make the next one better.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Lord Vader
MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-22-2014 7:26 PMThis one had me thinking. This one was good too, but the other two were more fun.
If you just use random pictures, let's hope the pistol you give us isn't a .22 Deringer or something. Or the shotgun being a .410 single shot.
Jack of all trades. Master of none
x_paden_x
MemberCompsognathusMar-22-2014 8:10 PMKay so...
Scenario 1:
I take the Pistol, load in the clip, and grab the air freshener and hold it to the end of the barrel. A point it at nearby Foailage. The "Homemade" flame thrower belches out fire, as it begins to decrease, I fire another round.
(Because I'd imagine i'd only let myself be caught offgaurd like that in a field of tall dry/dead grass)
The raptors are confused by the fire, And attempt to find a way around it. The rex Charges, However she knocks over a bunch of dead trees, bringing them to the ground, they catch fire. The rex does not catch fire, But I can hear its skin sizzle as it burns.
The raptors find a way around the fire, I empty the clip into the raptors skull, One survives.
I drop the empty clip on the ground and load in a new one, The raptor is a pack animal, it attempts an attack, but is discouraged by the Flame thrower.
The rex appears behind me faster then expected, I turn and roll out of the way. The rex, has now caught fire... Its leathery hide shriveled and torn up in most places, Leaving a fresh pink layer of skin. The leather caught fire, Burning the new flesh and roasting the dinosaur alive. I continue using my flame thrower, Burning it more and more...
I run out of air freshener, I throw the can into the rexs mouth, The rex bites down. The can explodes. Sending shrapnel and a small explosion into the rexs mouth. The jaw is blown clean off the skull, lots of flesh from the top of the mouth is shredded. The rex falls, Dead.
Upon closer inspection, I infer, that shrapnel Broke through the roofs of flesh and bone, And entered the brain cavity.
"Corny Joke about Febreeze.... I can do better...
Ahem...
It's that fresh... It covers the sent of flesh...
Bingo, let's roll."
Scenario 2:
I run, Faster then ever, Into a cave, I mark the outside of the cave, and myself with the air freshener.
The rex appears first, Blood dripping from his mouth, I presumed it to be the raptors, He came to inspect this new smell in his enviroment (Rex has some of the best smelling abilities.) The Cave is just big enough to get the rex inside. He roars loudly, He's lost my scent but can now smell something very citrus-y. I load the pistol, I know its not going to bring him down, Might as well try though. Hiding behind a rock, I take aim.
Suddenly, A small little compy jumps up onto my shoulder, Shocked, I throw it at the rex.
"One bite brownies, Pfft, One bite compies..." I chuckle to myself.
The rex leaves, Believing that the new smell was not a threat, But just a compy marking its territory. I wish to leave the cave... But Nope.
The raptors survived the masacar... Not all, Just a trio. I checked the clip of ammo, Two clips, Sixteen rounds in each... 32 all together... Screwed? Indeedly.
The raptors can go deep into the cave, They are more intelligent then the rex; and they followed my tracks.
A little herd of compys scamper at the raptors. It must have been a Mutual relationship between the two species, Fascinating, I wonder how it wor--
The raptor bent over and just ate the compy. Almost like it was a chicken wing. They ate them all. The raptors proceeded deeper, I was running Out of options, the pistol sure looked mighty friendly right now... The raptors got so close, I could smell the death on them, it was horrible... Then they just---
Walked right by. They may have been smarter, But the air freshener must've confused them.
I sneak up and shoot each one, without the others knowing whom did it.
Scenario 3:
Accept your fate. You wanted to take that "Tropical trip" To costa rica, And now your paying the price. Your undoubtfully, screwed over to high hell if you just walked into a field on a dinosaur island. Especially if you let something like this happen to you...
Fool...
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-22-2014 9:02 PMRaptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-22-2014 9:04 PMNo, this is jus an activity.
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
x_paden_x
MemberCompsognathusMar-22-2014 9:10 PM@Something Real
That could work, Masking your scent... But, Um, They'd still smell you, aswell as the gun, and the clothes...
But, we don't really know exactly.... So 50/50 chance of making it out...
(Alive)
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
Something Real
MemberTyrannosaurus RexMar-22-2014 10:20 PMUCMP 118742
MemberCompsognathusMar-23-2014 6:29 AMScenario 1
I run away as fast as I can. Once I've got some distance, I throw the Air freshener at the pack of Raptors and shoot at it. The explosion either kills them or leaves them crippled. The T.rex knows that he would simply waste energy by chasing after me instead of eating them and let's me run away in peace.
Scenario 2
I run away as fast as I can. Once I've got some distance, I throw the air freshener at the pack of Raptors and shoot at it. They are wounded, but avoided the brunt of it. I shoot their vital spots as many times as I can adn run away while the T.rex eats them and let's me run away in peace.
Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusMar-23-2014 10:11 AMScenario 1, if the Raptors lived.
I would run, hoping they both killed each other. I find a gigantic hollowed out tree that I can get in, but neither the Raptors nor the Rex can enter. My gun is ready if any of them attack me. A Raptor survived and tries to get in, but luckily can't. As it struggles I shoot it in the head twice killing it. I think I am safe, another Raptor survived and attacks me. This being smaller is able to enter the tree and we wrestle to the ground, knocking out my air freshened can. I pick it and stuff it in the Raptors mouth. I shoot it and it blows up killing the Raptor.
Scenario 2, if the Rex lived.
I would run, finding a small cave, and enter it. The Rex turned out to kill the Raptor pack and tries to find me. He looks near the cave and doesn't notice me, but hears me when I cock my gun. He tries to enter the cave, but can only get halfway in. As he tries to eat me, but I take the air freshener can, throw it in his mouth and shoot it, injuring the Rex. He leaves thinking I could do it again. I leave and escape the island on the boat I find on the shore.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-23-2014 1:58 PMThank you everyone for your participatiopn!
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusMar-23-2014 3:02 PMYour welcome. I really enjoy these.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Elite Raptor 007
MemberCompsognathusMar-23-2014 10:11 PMso this is what i do :
when the Raptor and the Rex fight, i use that chance top run as fast as possible, run towards the cave than spray my body and the surrounding with my Air Freshner, that T-rex came to me than smell, he can't smell me because my body is covered with Lavender or Citrus, than he Roar, i use that chance than pull my Pistole and shot 3 Round at the T-rex open Mouth, killing it, than i turn over than i see the 3 Surviving Raptors, one with a really serious injury, than i shor 1 round at the injured Raptor and 2 round at the other. End of story.