Primal King
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 8:17 PMTyrannosaurus rex:
Compsognathus:
A young Tyrannosaurus wanders Sorna, curious and playful. Meanwhile, a pack of Compsognathus is trying to catch a giant dragonfly. Suddenly, a giant foot crushes the insect. The T-rex wipes the bug remains off his foot. The Compies start to see red, furious. They get a bloodcraze and rush the T-rex. The theropod is confused and delighted by these new little chirping playthings. The Tyrannosaur picks them off one by one, grabbing one and crushing it, slamming another into a rock with his tail, and punting another far into the distance. The last one, an alpha, chirps furiously as the T. rex wanders off, and the Tyrannosaur accidentally steps on the angry little animal, killing it instantly. The T. rex barks as he goes back to meet his parents.
WINNER: TYRANNOSAURUS
I think you can figure why. ;) This forum has needed a good joke. :)
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-13-2014 8:23 PMDang it! I was planning on doing this on April fools...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 8:24 PMSorry! I couldnt help myself. Ive been wanting to do it for a while, and with the forums getting pretty tense, I figure it was a good time to do it. ;)
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Raptor-401
MemberAllosaurusMar-13-2014 8:25 PMOh well, it was still funny. You could have made it so the compies would have won...
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 8:45 PMYeah, but I want exactly gonna have you know, Hulkified compies, haha.
And thanks Mr. Happy, hope you found it funny and enjoyable.
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
JP Carnotaur
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 9:11 PMPretty good
The giant gate that read Jurassic Park was ruined. The gates where torn off and their where pieces of them all over the ground. Muldoon saw herbivore foot prints maybe Parasaurs or the Trike herd W
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 9:15 PMThanks. My real fights arent like this though... haha
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Gojira2K
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 9:15 PMThat's hilarious. Nice job.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Primal King
MemberCompsognathusMar-13-2014 9:27 PMThanks! Haha glad you liked it!
"If you can't see it... It's already too late."
-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)
Rex Fan 684
MemberCompsognathusMar-14-2014 12:46 PMHaha. When I first read the title, I thought it was against Spino based on recent debates, but this was 100 times better, haha. Nice.
Jezza
MemberCompsognathusMar-15-2014 2:35 AMThanks Primal, you're right there is too much tension on this forum.
Youre fat, and I'm not sugarcoating it cause you'd probably eat that too.
