Surprise fight: Tyrannosaurus vs Mystery Dino!

Primal King

MemberCompsognathusMarch 13, 20141936 Views11 Replies

Tyrannosaurus rex:

Compsognathus:

A young Tyrannosaurus wanders Sorna, curious and playful. Meanwhile, a pack of Compsognathus is trying to catch a giant dragonfly. Suddenly, a giant foot crushes the insect. The T-rex wipes the bug remains off his foot. The Compies start to see red, furious. They get a bloodcraze and rush the T-rex. The theropod is confused and delighted by these new little chirping playthings. The Tyrannosaur picks them off one by one, grabbing one and crushing it, slamming another into a rock with his tail, and punting another far into the distance. The last one, an alpha, chirps furiously as the T. rex wanders off, and the Tyrannosaur accidentally steps on the angry little animal, killing it instantly. The T. rex barks as he goes back to meet his parents.

WINNER: TYRANNOSAURUS

I think you can figure why. ;) This forum has needed a good joke. :)

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)

Raptor-401
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March 13, 2014

Dang it! I was planning on doing this on April fools...

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Primal King
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March 13, 2014

Sorry! I couldnt help myself. Ive been wanting to do it for a while, and with the forums getting pretty tense, I figure it was a good time to do it. ;)

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)

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March 13, 2014

Oh well, it was still funny. You could have made it so the compies would have won...

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Lord Vader
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March 13, 2014

Nice Primal.

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Primal King
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March 13, 2014

Yeah, but I want exactly gonna have you know, Hulkified compies, haha.

And thanks Mr. Happy, hope you found it funny and enjoyable.

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

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March 13, 2014

Pretty good

The giant gate that read Jurassic Park was ruined. The gates where torn off and their where pieces of them all over the ground. Muldoon saw herbivore foot prints maybe Parasaurs or the Trike herd W

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March 13, 2014

Thanks. My real fights arent like this though... haha

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)

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March 13, 2014

That's hilarious. Nice job.

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March 13, 2014

Thanks! Haha glad you liked it!

"If you can't see it... It's already too late."

-Jurassic Apocalypse (by Paden)

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March 14, 2014

Haha. When I first read the title, I thought it was against Spino based on recent debates, but this was 100 times better, haha. Nice.

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