YOU run the dinosaur gauntlet

Makaveli7

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Well, I haven't posted for a while, so let's make my return post a good one. So let's say you, the reader of this post, are teleported to a dinosaurian world. You are to take on a number of dinosaurs in a fight to the death and should you clear the gauntlet you get five million dollars, scientists discover a way to resurrect dinosaurs and, well, you live and your injuries immediately heal. You can have a spear that you can't throw, a club, a hatchet or a small sword. You can rest for 15 minutes between every fight and drink water on your breaks. You can change you weapon after every fight but not during a fight. 1. Oviraptor, 8 feet long & 90 lbs [img]http://www.arizonaskiesmeteorites.com/Dinosaur_Fossils_For_Sale/Oviraptorosaurs/Oviraptor.jpg[/img] 2. Velociraptor, 6 feet long & 60 lbs [img]http://www.advancedgraphics.com/store/pc/catalog/1038-velociraptor_230_detail.jpg[/img] 3. Troodon, 7 feet long & 75 lbs [img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/004/7/1/jurassic_park_troodon_by_hellraptor-d4f2kji.jpg[/img] 4. Stygimoloch, 10 feet long & 250 lbs [img]http://www.wikidino.com/wp-content/uploads/Stygimoloch-M.Shiraishi.jpg[/img] 5. Animantarx, 10 feet long & 1,000 lbs [img]http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g62/TigerQuoll/dinosaur/Gastonia-1.jpg[/img] 6. Nothronychus, 15 feet long & .75 tons [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121228021637/dinosaurs/images/4/41/090714-nothronychus-02.jpg[/img] 7. Guanlong, 10 feet long & 250 lbs [img]http://www.peterminister.com/images/Guanlong_HiRes_copy.jpg[/img] 8. Monolophosaurus, 15 feet & 1,000 lbs [img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/302/f/7/monolophosaurus_jiangi_by_cheungchungtat-d31r89e.jpg[/img] 9. Dilophosaurus, 20 feet & 1,250 lbs [img]http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/2013/03/07__08_27_58/127551_Dilophosaurus_Pose_2_007.jpg53847cf1-6ab5-4798-a524-a4baa2f47e53Large.jpg[/img] 10. You take on Majungasaurus with the aid of a friend, 30 feet & 1.5 tons [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mkajjd_EUv4/ToOB0hvkuPI/AAAAAAAAAHY/EUgCF2MNNtA/s1600/Majungasaurus-_Phil-Brownlow.jpg[/img] 11. You take on Irritator with the aid of a friend, 25 feet & 1.5 tons [img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/154/4/b/irritator_by_hyrotrioskjan-d525jir.jpg[/img] *12. Take on Majungasaurus or Irrirator alone with all injuries and fatigue gone. *If you win this bonus challenge you get a prize of your choosing How far would you make it? Could you win?

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August 17, 2013

Being optimistic, I get to Troodon. Give me something realistic for this challenge, I could get far. I am getting one of these, and could probably get far with it. [img]http://gunsinarms.com/assets/images/Hatsan/Hatsan_Escort_AimGuard_Top_Folding_Stock_12_76.jpg[/img] 8 round pump action 12 gauge shotgun.

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August 17, 2013

SPAS 12!!!1 WHOOOOO

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August 17, 2013

Actually, it's a Hatsan Escort AimGaurd top folding stock. It's close to a SPAS 12 though, which is why I'm getting that for a shotgun. Hatsan Escort [img]http://gunsinarms.com/assets/images/Hatsan/Hatsan_Escort_AimGuard_Top_Folding_Stock_12_76.jpg[/img] SPAS 12 [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DtFs4WvgZ_8/Ubz14J1WGiI/AAAAAAAAALY/WsLbapnbZS0/s320/Spas+12.jpg[/img] Close, but not a SPAS.

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August 17, 2013

hmm... Spas 12 is one of the rarest tactical shotguns on the face of the planet... (JP origins is offering a screen accurate airsoft version for 100 bucks...) I'd like to buy one too just because its friggin awesome...

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August 18, 2013

SPAS 12 is illegal in Canada, so that's the closest I can get to a SPAS. I think Franchi stopped making them back in the late 80's, s that's why their so rare.

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August 18, 2013

The Oviraptor comes at me, I use my club to bash its head. Good reflexes, and a club can't be more than sixty lbs, light. The oviraptor isn't dead yet. It runs at me again, I swing my club,I miss. The oviraptor gets close but I kick it away. This gives me time to re swing my club and hit it on the neck, snapping it. Next challenge in the next comment.

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August 18, 2013

A take a short break. Eat a bagel, and drink sown water. I pick up my short sword, and go to the next battle. The velociraptor is on my instantly. It runs at me at 50 mph, and I barely have time to react before I'm jumped on by the raptor and I'm knocked over. The raptor didn't expect me to be knocked over and tumbles off of me. I get up in pain and swing myself around, catching the velociraptor's neck in my short sword. I hit the jugular and blood goes spraying everywhere. I close my eyes, it is a gorey sight, and I'm a bit queasy at the site of blood. I realize I'm bleeding two and I startup pant. I feel lightheaded and I go to sit down before the next challenge. I eat some food, drink some water, and rap my bleeding spots in a torn off piece of cloths. Next challenge in the next post.

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August 18, 2013

After taking my break, I Grammy spear and run into battle screaming like a banchy. I lower my spear and run at the frightened Troodon, who is stunned by my screams at first. It comes to its senses and is to dodge, but it was too late. My spear penatrated deep into its heartand killed it. Once again, blood when everywhere, and I almost fainted. I pulled myself together and grabbed my spear. I was extremely glad to have it. I sat down and got a hit of water, then just sat there, planning my next move. Next challenge on the next post.

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August 18, 2013

Club me. That's what I said as I picked up my club to go into the next round. I saw the stigimoloch grazing off of some grass and I knew I had to kill it to move on. I wished I had chosen the sword to kill it quickly. I slowly and quietly crept up on it. I was downwind and the stigy aphasnt seen me yet. I crouch in some bushes, then spring up and swing my club down on the Stigy's lowered neck, it snaps and I move on, feeling bad about what I just did. Next challenge in the next comment,

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August 18, 2013

I hear grunting up in the next challenge and it sounds fairly big. So I choose my trusty spear. Don't let me down spear. I walk into the next challenge to see yet another grazing herbivore. I'm really sad that I have to kill these gets, but I muster my nerves. I know that this one is going to be tough. I get close but the Ankylosaur doesn't care. Then I drive my spear right into its underbelly and it comes out the other side. I must have hit a gut because the Ankylosaur gives a great bellow, but even though I can tell it is straining to move, it can't do that much. I take the spear out and attack again. This time, I hit something hard and I realize its the Ankylosaurs ribs. I stabs bit to the left and puncture a lung. I keep stabbing until the Ankylosaur is dead. I'm tired though. And the stabbing took a lo out of me. I drunk some caffeinated drink, then powered down a full king size kit kat bar. May as well fight with candy. Next challenge on the next post.

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August 18, 2013

Wait, what's the bonus round. Are those the rounds that you have the aid of a friend with?

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August 18, 2013

12 is a bonus round, the rest are mandatory.

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August 18, 2013

Okay, this is the my next challenge After eating, I grab my spear and walk into the next challenge. To my despair, the next challenge was yet another herbivore. I'm tired, and the nothronychus, even though it sees me, ignores me. I get close, then try to jab my spear into its neck. The nothronychus sees this and swats the spear away. This time, I go for th belly, but the nothronychus swings its giant arm and hits me, cracking a few ribs. I'm sent flying into the marsh around me, my spear away. Then the nothronychus gets in between me and my weapon. I know that the herbivore is large, but slow, and I try to flank it. The nothronychus turns quickly and hits my shoulder with one of its giant claws. The blow sends me flying, and the claw cut deep and broke the bone. I'm not moving that shoulder much because it hurts so much. I pass out, and the nothronychus leaves me alone. I wake up in pain, but I'm still alive and in the contest. My shoulder is in great pain, but the bleeding has stopped. I get up and find my spear. The nothronychus is sleeping with its arm on the weapon, but in order to proceed, I need to kill the herbivore, which means I need a weapon. I have a better idea. I quietly walk over to where the nothronychus is sleeping, then i jump onto its neck, snapping it under my weight. The nothronychus doesn't feel a thing. It died too quickly. I grab my spear then sit down. My nap regained me a lot of strength, but I'm still in great pain. I have an apple, then a cold waffle. Thes drink some water and wait until I have to move on. You know the drill.

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January 17, 2014

Hatchet would've been a better option in most of those, i don't see something like a Stygimoloch dying from a couple of hits with a club, i would just go for super-extra-special decapitation power

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January 17, 2014

I will Take on Majungasaurus alone ! only with a spear. i will sneak in up wind so it wouldn't smell me then fire it right into it's heart or throat! BOOM ! it will bleed out while screaming and i win ! next i take in on Irritator, used the same weapon and same tactic. Result, DOUBLE KILL.

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February 07, 2014

ALL DA WAY! Why? Oviraptor, it wouldn't attack. I'd beat it with the club. Velociraptor, spear. It's small. Troodon, small sword, because it's nactournal, so that's easy. Stygimoloch, club se we could go head vs. club. Animantarx, club to the head. Nothrochyrus, small sword and sneak under it. Guanlong, club. Monolophosaurus, club. Dilophosaurus, club. Majungosaurus, with a friend. Me with a sword and my frend with a club. The distract-and-kill method. Irritator, same thing. Bonus, Irritator, small sword. Jump up onto it and stab.

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February 08, 2014

Am i the only one who thinks that a hatchet would be better, after all it's basically just a club with a sword attached to it.

Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe in. -Brom-

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February 08, 2014

Let me know if you need an arena name or music for each boss battle :)

YOU run the dinosaur gauntlet

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