Decided to discuss some funny moments from the Jurassic Park Trilogy. I am going to list one from each movie.
Jurassic Park
The toilet scene. Just funny because the whole bathroom fell over except the one toilet and Rex bit him off and shook him around.
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The Lost World Jurassic Park
The dog barking at T-Rex. It was funny because the dog didn't seem scared of this new threat. The challenge didn't turn out so well though.
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Jurassic Park 3
The kid on the phone, about to go out and give it to his mother, and he looks at the T.V. and sees Barney is on. So he watches the rest of Barney, then gives the phone to his mom. Funny because Grant is getting attacked by a real dinosaur, and the kid ends up watching a show about a fake dinosaur instead.
Couldn't find an image from that scene.
List any more you know of, there aren't that many.
I haven't seen JP 3 in a while, so I think it was grant who called the boy.
What about Dennis nedry's line " see the stick, see it, ya, stick is stupid." Or Ellie sattler's line "women inherit the earth."and my sister always thought it funny when in tlw, the compys ate the man whose name I can't remember, or the seen with the line "don't go into the long grass" with the raptors eating people and all.
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Found a few images.
Woman inherits the Earth
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Nedry is easy to make fun of.
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Who else remembers coupon day?
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Or when Hammond introduces himself in the trailer, on the fridge a newspaper Is posted it's title "an alien stole my face" I have no idea what's going on with that but it's funny
Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way
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Those are all very funny. Malcom calls discovery the rape of the natural world. Sattler is "tenacious" when she digs in dino crap. She better remember to wash her hands before she eats anything, haha. Or when Malcom walks up to the Trike crap and simply says "That is one big pile of sh!t", haha. Here's a good one, "Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!" There was another one, but I forgot, darn it.
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When Nedry said "I'm going to run you over on my way down."
Nedry "I'm going to get something from the vending machine, anyone want something?" And turns off the power, steals dinosaur embryos, and releases the dinosaurs instead.
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"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
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"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
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I forgot the exact words. Then he said "See? Nobody cares." His reaction when Dodgson showed him the can was funny too.
The scene in TLW where the compsognathus was standing there, and the one guy asked why it was standing there, and the other guy said it had no reason to be scarred, then the first guy shocked it said "now it has a reason too".
I forget things, so I might not quote word for word.
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I get what you mean. That was pretty good. After Nedry said nobody cares, he went and said, "Nice hat, what are you trying to do? Look like a secret agent?" Something like that anyways.
"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
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Honestly, I would probably just walk out right there, haha
"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
―Alpha-98
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It has Spielberg involved in it, so it would probably still be good. I have yet to see a Spielberg movie that disappoints me.
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What you do is find a picture you like, highlight it or whatever you do, hit copy, go to the URL thing on this site where you post a picture, hit paste, and you're good. If a freakishly long thing appears when you hit Ok, it won't work.
I typed something like Jurassic Park Nedry Poster.
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Nedry saying to the Dilo "I'm gonna run you over when I come back down." Man, that was funny. Also when Udesky (if that's how you spell his name) saying to Billy "If we split up, I'm going with you guys." while Paul and Amanda fight in the background.
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What was funny was when in JP3, when Amanda is calling out for Eric the second or 3rd time and the husband says "dr. Grant says that s a bad idea". Then she says something like dr grant my butt. And then the husband says "fine, keep screaming and you get attacked by a tri-ci-cal-a-plots. (Cuz he dunno any dino names)
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