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And you could be a guard left at the nursery on Sorna after everyone else evacuated! Then you contacted the mainland and have to wait 5 days for the U.S government to get you clearance to come back, so you have to survive that long. Jesus, that would be terrifying.  Even worse than the original burger version.

I remember the proofread of this! Fantastic job, and three words:

pretty. damn. Funny.

Thanks to all you guys! Just the reaction I was hoping for for what I think is my best piece yet! It took me 48 literal (not exaggerating) tries to try and do justice to the JP Rex, the badass beast that started my love for it all, and I think I finally nailed it! Thanks again to all you guys!

Thanks guys! So happy I won. It took me 48 time. (Literally, I counted) to nail the JP T-Rex and 3 weeks of work for all three pages. How will I recieve the reward, Noah? And thanks for the consideration!

Nice.

I think I may have finally come to terms with the fact that I am the only person on Earth who isn't terrified of Five nights. I'm just not scared of colorful stuffed animals, no matter how much they're trying to kill me.

Replace them with raptors though... There's an idea.

Now, onto my five nights IRL Strategy. 

1. Survive the first night.

2. Use money gained on first night to buy gasoline and lighters.

3. LET IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!

>:D

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS: Pyromaniacy and sociopathy are an awesome combination.

Saw a parody video on youtube like this a while ago. It had the scene from JP with Grant yelling about the door locks, then the fox bursts through the door.

XD

RAPTOR-401 - Oh, you should definately see it! It's a fantastic film - one of Mr. Williams' best! :)

INDIANA JONES - There, there, sweetie. It'll be alright. His body may perish, but his undersized pantaloons will endure for eternity. ;)

Heh, never seen that but it was quite amusing!!!

Go ahead!!! Anything to add to the humor!

I'm a raptor

Doin' all that I can

gonna' eat everything 'till the appearance of man

Livin' down deep

deep in the soil

I'll be back

But I'm comin' as oil!

(referrenced from the film Mrs. Doubtfire, starring Robin Williams).

I couldn't help myself! I had to add this! ;)

I will always have love for Spinosaurus!

Thank you something real. But i havent gotten there in my webseries yet, when i reach that point...i think i might cry.

INDIANA JONES - May his soul (and short shorts) rest in peace. :(

Hey guys...Robert Muldoon and his magical short shorts took on some raptors!...he died though...

Thanks Gojira2K!!! Finally, some love for Spinosaurus!

That was great nice job. Spinosaururs wins!

Well if you die, you become known as one of the only people to have experienced death by raptor!

SCI-FI KING25 - That was an incredibly fun battle to read! I was hoping the dilophosaurus would win the day! Thank you ever so much for sharing this with us! :)

Thanks everyone!!! Glad you guys really enjoyed this!!! Both me and rex Fan did work hard on this to provide you all a good laugh!!!

Nice. Wasn't rooting for either ;)

Thanks!

MR.HAPPY9097 - Ooooh! That's a pretty rifle! Would certainly do the trick against most mid-sized dinosaurs! :)

I was kidding..... Bambiraptor is like 20 pounds........

Not if the human has a shotgun. Just the same, I'm the guy who isn't afraid to get a little blood on my hands. 

Human vs bambiraptor. Tough fight for human.

For both myself and Raptor, thanks everyone. We worked hard on it :)

Yes TK, even if it's teeth are bigger than my head. 

Something Real, I'm with you there, though I have a preference for my Remington shotgun (getting a Mossberg rifle soon though). 

Great I'm laughing the whole time!

Winner is : 

T-Rex!

Just kidding!

Allosaurus!

RAPTOR-401 and REX FAN 684 - Hahaha! That was utterly brilliant! I'll definately be laughing well into the night over this! Excellent work, gentlemen! Thank you so very much for sharing this with us! :)

It was a hard decision, but I'd have to give it to the Tyrannosaurus.

INDIANA JONES - Mr. Round - his professional name. ;)

MR.HAPPY9097 - I agree whoile-heartedly! I might be small, but I'll go down kicking nd clawing if I have to! Or I'll just use my Mossberg - whichever is handiest! ;)

Even if the animal has teeth bigger then your head.

I can't decide who won.

two words, SHORT ROUND

I still can't stop laughing at this and I helped write it, lol

SPINOSAURUS.

nah,t.rex won.

it was SPINOSAURUS.

maybe it was t.rex.

If you wonder why, cause of the wooden door

Mice, the Rex oviously won