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I don't care what car I have. As long as my dad is driving fast and my windo is open, I am in my passenger seat, the radio is on, I have an ice cold Dr. Pepper to my said, and my hand is feeling the wind outside my window, I'm happy. :)

Heres my response to (I know were suppose to take it with a grain of salt) Katy perry singing the JP theme..

What the Fluck? 

The JP theme stands out, because it has no singing... This isn't the god dammned hunger game series where we need songs written by different writers on how they survived rehab, and how its irrelevant to the story...

No...

Katy Perry is a fairly good singer (I prefer country, so I couldn't tell you...) It ruins it if you add words......

I believe they did A large amount of the helicopter shots, In an actual helicopter... So I have no idea why their green screening it, Especially if one of the actors are getting a pilots license to do so...

I want this movie to attract JP fans, not Pop music fans. I don't want to be watching the movie and constantly hear "OMG, did you see that? I can't believe Katy Perry did that. OMG, I hope Katy Perry kills that dinosaur." And so on. If she does have a role in it, I hope her charactor is the first to break the JP no woman has ever been eaten in JP trend and get eaten alive by a T-Rex. That's just me though.

And then Satan said "Put Katy Perry in the fourth Jurassic Park, or better yet, add lyrics to the theme, and have her sing it." And his assistant said "Why not both?"

That's fine. The new Jeeps just piss me off because they don't look right to me. I hate SUV's in general, but the 1990's and older two door Jeeps are fine for me. Other than that, I like pickup trucks and muscle cars.

O.k I am going to say this as calm as possible.............................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Heh, I don't know too much about cars.

Yeah, I know. I would never paint my Jeep orange with a confederate flag (that's going to be my lifted diesel pickup truck). I wouldn't leave this forum either, I kill too much time with you guys to leave just because the theme is bullshit.

Well good, I suddenly don't feel so bad about saying I'd destroy a Jeep. If it was my Jeep, that thing would be long gone before the Rex got anywhere near me. 30 seconds and I'd be a mile away from stopped in my Jeep.

Whilst I do agree with you, that might be just a slight, overreaction.

God no! I'll accept that the day I start driving imports! (Not going to happen). There are few things I hate more than Pop music, and one of those few things would probably be a Pop remix of the JP theme. F*ck no! Just f*cking no! This better be a god damned rumour if JP is to be redeemed after JP 3! If this is true, I will f*cking leave this forum, ignore the movie, and paint my Jeep bright orange with a confederate flag on the hood instead of flying the JP colours! Sorry if this seems like overreacting, but no, just no.

I hope it is a rumor, too. I want to hum and whistle the JP theme, not SING it.

OH NO.  Let's hope 2015 really is her year off.  How could you dilute the Jurassic Park theme song by adding words and letting her sing???  And an appearence in the movie?  Give me a break.

Let's hope this is just a rumor.

Muldoon does stay alive in the book, though.

Mr Happy, it would be a crappy new 4-dorr Jeep, I guess. Next time I will be more specific and add pictures.

Wow paden, that part where you said that "You're fucked", man that was HILARIOUS.

I will do more of these.

Zhuchengtyrannus vs. Mapusaurus, because why not?

Great chapter, I like how you always keep Muldoon alive, and yes it really does.

As a side note, would you guys like to see a bonus fight today? I'm thinking Zhuchengtyrannus vs the animal of your choice :)

i knew i was forgetting one of them fragmentary giants...oh well..

Glad you guys liked the post. Now, new members can see it when they attempt to bring the war back..

Thanks, and I know, that sucks that Peck died. 

I'm not sure if people say that still. You survived in the first 2, not the last one.

Im pretty sure Mr.Happy survived...

Rofl...

...

Do people still say that?

Hmmm...

(I think I survived...)

Awesome chapter. Well, technically we never saw Muldoon die, but now that he's actually dead it's highly doubted that he will make a return.

We all died in T-Rex attack lol

Scenario 1:

The Rex reaches the cars, and eats me- I die.

Scenatio 2:

I'm not so experienced at driving, so I take the car over the cliff, drowning - I die

Scenario 3:

I kill the Rex, but being at night, a Raptor pack finds me and kills me - I die

Scenario 4:

I kill the Rex AND the raptors, but I get myself lost, and die - I die.

Scenario 5:

I don't get myself lost, but the shock kills me - I die.

Result: I always die. I don't know what kind of superhero you are, but I'm a human, and I would surely be scared. So I die :|

This story is great I'm hooked. Also I like how you kept Muldoon alive I wish he would have survived in jurassic park.

Scenerio 1

Just jump of the cliff and hope I dive in the water if I don't I died

Scenerio 2

I will grab the flare gun and just when the Tyrant saw me I will shoot the flare gun and distract it and run away as fast as I can to find a place to hide (Note I will bring my shotgun in case if their is other hostile dinosaurs after me plus I don't think a T-Rex will be fast enough to catch me)

Scenerio 3

If the T Rex is not distracted he will have to run to me and try to kill me so when the T Rex is running to me and is on the cliff I will roll between its legs and I don't think the cliff will support the Rex's weight so the T rex will fall over and die

I still live!

Considering I'm screwed for the most part.

Scenario 1:

The damn thing has 30 seconds before it reaches me, I grab the flare gun and take 2 shots at it (flares usually come in packs of 4, correct me if I'm wrong), and with the other 2, I break the first one open and shoot it with the second one before driving off, hoping the fire would distract along with the burning sensation in its left eye and tip of its snout.

Scenario 2:

This a more me like approach. 

I tie a rope to the trailer hitch of the Jeep, then grab the flare gun and shoot the Rex a couple times to distract it. I then tie the other end to a large tree and drive, putting tension on the rope. Before the Rex hits the rope, I realise I made a mistake and didn't put my seatbelt on. I put the seatbelt on just as the Rex hits the rope, and with the seatbelt holding me in my seat, and the rollbar protecting me, the Rex trips on the rope and sends the Jeep flying onto its head, knocking it out or killing it. After stumbling around for several minutes, I grab my shotgun and start unloading on the Rex's eye. When I run out of ammo, I grab the flare gun and take the last two shots into whatever is left of the eye socket, and that should kill it. I then disappear into the night, and when I'm found, I'm known worldwide as a badass who killed a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Scenario 3:

The Rex is running. I have a Jeep. Thes 30 seconds before the thing reaches where I currently am. I fire up the Jeep and drive off at full speed, there's no way a Rex can catch up to a Jeep.

Quick question. Is it one of those crappy new 4 door Jeeps or one of the good 90's and older Jeeps with 2 doors? I have a 93 YJ with the half doors and a Chenvy engine in it that runs pretty good now. We have some work to do, but I was doing donuts with it the other day.

For a second there, I thought you're talking about me. :P

I hide in the car and wait until the T.rex get's to me. Once he rips the roof away, I fire my flare gun at him and unload the shotgun on his face as many times as possible. I grab the rope and climb down the cliffside.

Thanks guys. Yeah, I know that it still needs some polishing, but it does seem like a plausible theory for the largest part.

Quote: Just accept that you got your self into this situation and its your fault you fucked.

That was epic!

Though I am a little disappointed thtat Sammy didn't contribute more to the fight.

No Rachel to be heard from yet, well good riddance, she was an annoyance with the whole "DIE TOMMY, DIE". That got tiring real quick.

Can't wait for chapter 14. But I have to say, whenever I get to the ending of a good story, I get sad because I knowing it's ending.

Seriously, what's with that Rachel. I hate it when a main charactor dies (unless I didn't like him or it was made in a way that it wasn't so depressing).

And yes, Mr. Happy, everyone here LOVES this story, can't wait for more stories to come.

Whoa, the girl has more bloodlust and backstabbing in her than us dudes.

I thought this story was about friendship. Good work Mr. Happy.

And Rachel...that's cruel, just cruel. I think I'd be scared to be your brother, would you kill me if I were your bro just for the heck of it?

Wow, protective bro, evil sis. Like real life actually, I'm the only boy of my family and have three sisters.

Look! Tommy and Sammy made a kill.

And this is how they became friends again after a little scuffle.

Yeah, Kong's got nothin on Sam and Tom.

Yep, they are both small for their species. But all around outstanding work Mr. Happy, you have a talent. ;)