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Velociraptor Awareness

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Sci-Fi King25

AllosaurusMember4297 XPApr-15-2016 1:42 PM

Not sure if anyone remembers the old tradition of Velociraptor Awareness Month here. Guess what people- Velociraptor Awareness Day is in THREE DAYS! This April 18, be prepared to fight off the Raptors. Here's some helpful pictures to help-

 

 

 

 

 

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

146 Responses to Velociraptor Awareness

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPSep-05-2016 7:07 PM

Well the highest are actually 25 tons--50,000 pounds.

Good grief.

T.rex rules

CompsognathusMember47 XPSep-05-2016 7:21 PM

oh they retested since i last found the info

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPSep-14-2016 6:27 PM

Hey, Vader, you there?

 

Yeah, what's up?

 

My neck hurts.

 

Might have something to do with the fact that we were decapitated.

 

How did we survive that one?

 

The force.

 

The force?

 

Yeah, the force. It kept us alive long enough to find people that would help us get back in one piece.

 

But how were you a ghost then?

 

Power. I have the ability to bounce between reality and the spirit world.

 

Cool. So what are we doing now?

 

Surviving.

 

But I want to kill people.

 

We can do that too, but first we have to get back to the battle station.

 

But they were taken over.

 

Not DS3.

 

When we get there, will there be people to hug me?

 

All the hugs you want. But.....

 

But what?

 

You have to shut up and let me do what I have to do first.

 

Ok. No problem.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPSep-14-2016 7:38 PM

Blowsup DS3 with Necro Star

Waaaayy ahead of ya buddy. Also, thought we were tight--very upset.

Good grief.

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPSep-15-2016 7:04 PM

So I have a secret base. What if I want to sleep and be left alone or something? I'm not plotting against you, I have no desire to. Too much effort. 

 

Yeah, we just need to kick back, take off the suit, and relax in the hot tub while we blow up a planet for shits and giggles. At this point, we don't care anymore. Leave us be and we'll leave you be. 

 

Zzzzzzzzz

 

I agree.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPSep-16-2016 5:36 PM

You can only take your suit off in special meditation chambers Vader/MG9097

"Part of the journey is the end..."

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPSep-16-2016 5:58 PM

It's my battle station, don't you think I'd have that kind of shit? I know that and it is well equipped for my lazy days. TV (movie screen size) meditation chambers, everything I need to keep myself entertained.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPSep-16-2016 6:58 PM

Well if you can have your own base I'm making my own

"Part of the journey is the end..."

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPSep-16-2016 7:03 PM

^Tyrant you must consult me on that first.

Good grief.

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPSep-17-2016 5:57 AM

^Well...can I?

"Part of the journey is the end..."

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPSep-17-2016 7:27 AM

What kiiinnd of base?

Good grief.

Sci-Fi King25

AllosaurusMember4297 XPSep-17-2016 7:30 AM

Still wondering how warning the community of a potential Velociraptor attack turned into this.

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPSep-17-2016 9:21 AM

^Your eradicated go back to the ghost realm.

Good grief.

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPSep-19-2016 7:05 PM

*annoucer voice*

 

Previously on The Adventures of Lord Vader and MG 9097, our heroes made their way back to DS3 to relax, but can they? Stay tuned to find out.

 

Dammit! How the hell does that always happen!?

 

I guess I'm just that good.

 

Maybe if you'd quit cheating!

 

I never got disqualified, so was I actually cheating?

 

I hate playing Mario Kart with you.

 

Then why did you suggest it?

 

I was bored.

 

Wanna play COD Zombies?

 

Let's do it. COD is less infuriating than Mario Kart.

 

Only because you suck at Mario Kart.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPOct-07-2016 12:36 PM

@GG: SUPAH STAH DESTROYAH ALL THE WAY!

 

Can I kill the crew?

 

Only if they are jackasses who fuck around.

 

I WANT BLOOD GODDAMNT!!!!!!

 

You can get it if I'm pissed.

 

My bloodlust must be satisfied...

NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!

 

...

 

I was going to make "NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!" giant but that shit is not available anymore.

 

Ikr deal with it

"Part of the journey is the end..."

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPOct-07-2016 12:41 PM

I deal with that shit all the time!

 

Yes but i thought you were used to that shit

 

It still pisses me off

 

I know, like this stupid-ass shit-fuck that is my keyboard

 

I want it to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnn!!!

 

Well so do I.

 

*Leaves to Super Star Destroyer to play Happy Wheels*

"Part of the journey is the end..."

I Meme Everything

AllosaurusMember4115 XPOct-09-2016 7:10 AM

No one else here?  I cried...for years...

 

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?!

 

Whoa, whoa, calm your tits.

 

Bruh.  I don't have tits.

 

It's an expression.

 

No shit Sherlock

 

Then why did you say you don't have tits?

 

I hate you.

 

The feeling is mutual.

"Part of the journey is the end..."

GG

AllosaurusModerator3811 XPOct-29-2016 3:37 PM

I really do not think this article has any remaining relevance left, but for Imperial history--I will leave it up.

Good grief.

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPNov-02-2016 4:05 PM

This is now a shits and giggles topic, like many from a few years back.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Sci-Fi King25

AllosaurusMember4297 XPNov-03-2016 5:53 PM

^Debating whether it should be kept open or not.

 

(My email was getting clogged up with messages because of this. ;-;)

“Banana oil.”- George Takei, Gigantis: The Fire Monster

Lord Vader

Tyrannosaurus RexMember6270 XPNov-08-2016 6:47 PM

Please don't SFK

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Megalotyrannus

CompsognathusMember18 XPMay-15-2017 9:24 AM

Hey guys.  I am he who was T. Rex Rules.  How are y'all doin'?  Anyone survive Raptor Awareness Month this year?

DinoRus

CompsognathusMember11 XPSep-21-2017 2:06 PM

Hi, everybody! I've developed Android dinosaurs quiz game, please test it https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dinosaur.quiz

scilover

CompsognathusMember16 XPNov-24-2020 8:29 PM

i like blue. they seem to be more polite haha than others

dinolover77

CompsognathusMember11 XPJun-11-2023 5:46 PM

As a huge dinosaur fan, and particularly of the velociraptor, I really loved this scene in the film, and the animation is superbly well done! Thanks to Jurassic Park for giving me a passion for these magnificent scaly creatures!

Xenotaris

AllosaurusMember4251 XPJun-13-2023 1:11 PM

Well technically Raptors are supposed to be feathered

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