Velociraptor Awareness

No, call us the Raptor Squad.

We aren't all Raptors. Seeing as to how we are no longer the rebels and are in charge, I suppose the Galactic Empire would be fitting. However, a cool acronym would be cool to have. 

If you guess you are with us, then you are with us. However, if you disprove your loyalty, Tacos may be your last meal. 

Don't worry buddy, I'll show loyalty. One of my personal goals of life is to remain loyal. 

Ok.  Galactic Empire it is!

I will make it official then.

The Rebellion, will be reorganized into the FIRST!! GALACTIC EMPIRE!! For a safe...And....Secure! Society!

GG, you should be our Emperor then.

First and only GG. The Empire shall never be defeated. We will ensure our dominance through acceptance, peace, negotiations, rehabilitation, and a military so large and powerful no one would dare go against us. 

Ahem! I am in charge. 

You can say that again. Major General 9097 and Lord Vader are in charge. We are the highest authority and anyone who dares challenge us will not be negotiated with. They will be killed on the spot!

My two egos are of the same opinion, all should be concerned about that. 

Okay

I would very much like to be Emperor Darth JP. But I prefer to be the personal assassin of the Empire. Refer to me as Lord GG, and anyone that stands in the way of Emperor Vader and I, will be destroyed.

Darth JP, I would much gladly like to make your our head of military command!

@Lord GG: Thanks.  You'll be a bounty hunter and I'm Grand Moff Tarkin then?

I'll give you King, GG. Understood? There's only one Lord, and that's me. We can't be going around giving too many people positions above King. That's why society is the way it is today. Giving people more credit than deserved. I don't care if your child didn't place in an event, big deal, none of that participant award BS. If you want something, earn it. 

Darth JP, I'm the right-hand man of the Emperor.

As long as I am apart of military actions and the second in command of the Empire, all is well.

I'll assign the positions around here, thank you very much. Darth JP, you want to be head of military command, go right on ahead. You'll be referred to as Commander. Understood?

Yes, Lord Vader.

You've been my right hand man this whole time, of course you're second in command.

Yes, of course.

Hello, what can I be?

Lieutenant. JPC, you are a Lieutenant.

Thanks, think that is what I was last time. I'll happily take that. I'm not fussy, and I know better than to mess with you when you're angry XD 

Lieutenant, you have a very powerful position in our Empire. Do not misuse this power, if you prove yourself on the battlefield where ever that may be, the Emperor may give you a promotion in our battle-ranks.

Well we survived VAD 2K16. Yay...

What about Raptorism? Anyone else remember when that was a thing?

Who even started that? Think it was either me or Raptor-401...

If I'm not mistaken, it was 401 who came up with the Raptorism idea. 

In turn, the Rebellion (now Galactic Empire) took that idea, applied it, and ensured our own victory.

OMG I can't believe I missed this! I've been so busy lately so I haven't been able to keep up with the forums. Now I have to wait until next year xD.

^According to the old rules here, the Raptors are technically still around until May 1.

@Sci-Fi King25 Oh, is that so? *Gets an idea >:3*

Just to, reinforce. Those who oppose The Galactic Dinosaurian Empire and Lord Vader, will be hunted down and defeated! The remaining DAF conspirators who refuse to show themselves to the Empire will be destroyed, and bounties shall be placed by our Inquisitors to destroy the DAF.

Thank you,

-King GG

There's no one left to oppose us. The Galactic Empire has officially won the war. All stray and straggling DAF members will be hunted down, imprisoned, and set free once they pledge allegiance to the Empire. If they refuse to pledge allegiance, they will be executed after a year. 

-Lord Vader

We have brought peace, to the galaxy.

@GG: You're Godzilla right.

I am a Dark Lord of the Sith, and Godzilla too.

Woah GG, I wouldn't go that far. Godzilla? Yes. Lord of the Sith? No. Just remember your place. SECOND in command.

...But I have control of the Force.....Lord Sith...

You do now, eh? Why am I just hearing about it now?

But my name is Darth

Also, my "Godzilla right" statement was a pun XD

My powers need not be known, by, the lower people. Only you Lord Vader, and aaaallllll of my Enemies.

I see I've been caught off with school to have missed this... Well there's always next year... And didn't the Rebellion and the DAF join forces to end all raptor inequality?

Nah we agreed we wouldn't.

Not you again.

Now's our chance!

No, we joined forces since we were for the same cause, to end raptorism, like I discussed in my topic showing the racism of the Jurassic Park.

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Will you stop now?

Yes, for now, bwajklfhasdklfjfdhjff

Anyway, thanks for reminding the JW people of the evils of raptorism Sci-Fi King.

That's what I thought 401. There were some extremists on the DAF side we had to deal with.