Dinosaurs Are Lies That Have Been Fed To Us- To Cover up the Existence of Pokemon

Ladies and Gentleman, it is my duty to tell you the huge secret that paleontologists have been trying to keep from us for years- and it regards the dinosaurs.

They are lies, fed to us, LIES I TELL YOU!!!!

You may be confused, well my new recent evidence tells me that dinosaurs were just lies and BS fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

It makes sense doesn’t it!!! For example, take a look at a Compy fossil:

Now at a Allosaurus fossil:

Now a T-Rex fossil:

Doesn’t it all make sense spoiler alert Snape kills Dumb----- Dinosaurs were Pokemon, they started out small, and they fought, until the evolved!!!

They were many types of Dinosaur Pokemon!!! Nanotyrannus and T-Rex were the same, just simply it was just that T-Rex was an evolved version of Nano-tyrannus!!!

We can now look at animals like Spinosaurus the same way, with this light of recent evidence, we can presume that Spino would roll up and create spikes out of its sail, rolling over and crushing up enemies. It’s other attacks would be CLAW, and we can presume it would slice up enemies.

Animals like Raptors, why we can imagine that they could evolve to use FLY!!!

Animals like Ankylosaurus would have been unstoppable- spinning around in circles, it’s clubbed tail crushing anything in its way!!! And it makes sense, the asteroid that hit these creatures killed off the big ones, and now these days dinosaurs are chickens, being so domesticated to the point that they can no longer evolve-meaning we must take action.

Which is why you must do your responsibility, grab a chicken, leave home right now, and travel across the world, and try to get your chicken into as much battles as possible, so we can see dinosaurs again. We don’t need to get DNA, it was all lies guys, we just need to get the modern-day birds experience points.

So grab a chicken, or a pigeon, and step out your house right now, and battle!!!

WARNING side effects may include being at the age of ten for over 7 years, having your Pokémon die, having to do things you should never do like travel across different countries with no passport, transportation, no guidance, and no friends to come with you.

Go now!!!